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I had put on a cute dress for the dance club, so I could have fun and get free drinks. I was having a great time, flirting with a british man who dared me to do the special air dance of the night, I agreed to do it, and as they bound and gagged me, I
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2013/12/20/doing-shots-with-alessa-crow/Beautiful deathrock AlessaCrow is doing shots on cam tonight. She is topless now and I’m hoping the show is going to keep going, over there in the Russian Federation, where they make
justfuckholes: jemmykity: Wow! That looks so fucking hot and tasty!! I need a drink like this, right now!! Any volunteers to help me quench my thirst? ;) <3 Mmmm such a nasty piss-slut….would love to do this to a whore…
What to do when two girls come to your house in bikinis, wanting you to take their picture. And want to drink whiskey. And act as if they are fighting. And actually do end up fighting by accidentally hitting each other too hard while pretending. And they
Nico Robin nude sunbathing Nice Robin from One Piece sunbathing in the nude Enjoying a good book, and a nice drink. Look at that phat ass shining in the sun, tell me what would you do with that ass if you could do anything? I did this for a tutorial
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cellardoorpodfic: what-alchemy: BUT BUCKY I WANNA KNOW THE BAD STUFF like how he leaves the towels on the floor and shocks you with ice toes in the night and only drinks half of any given drink and the way his hair flops in his eyes and drives
blackhat2: womenofasimilarage: You arrive a little early for your piano lesson and your teacher asks you in. She offers you a drink and says “Do you really want to play today Steven?” and uncrosses her legs revealing a lack of underwear……….what
Anabelle and Bree Haze in ‘Home Service’ at VIPissy.comBree Haze decides that she needs some new curtains to stop her nosey neighbours from watching her pissy, wet fun. Anabelle arrives to do the work but soon finds herself being asked to
Luna Rival in ‘Luna Rival’ at WetAndPissy.comPee Pervert Luna Rival is in the lounge in blue leggings and bladder full of piss. You know what she’s going to do and she looks absolutely amazing as she bends over the table and pees long an dhard through
worldfam0us: I know all of you drink energy drinks like redbull, rockstar and monster; I drink an energy drink that is not only good for you but you get PAID to do so while sharing an opportunity of a lifetime to your friends. If this resonates with
dreamfawn: “life, the question how do i drink dream smile and how do i prefer this face to another and why do i weep eat sleep-what does the whole intend”
indic4: and so do i
munchonyosocks: dokudamitea: MASSIVE MILK ASS @y8ay8a do you have any spare MASSIVE MILK ASS? I BOUGHT 10KG THIS WEEKEND, I HAVE PLENTY TO SPARE. I NEED TO MAINTAIN THAT SQUAT ASS RIGHT.Do you want me to bring you some to put in your drink tonight,
drink tea, drink happiness
Im so frustrated and angry with myself and i should have done something and i feel so gross and pissed i just wish i could go back and do something i feel stupid and pathetic
*is at a comfortable full level and good time to wet* WHEN SUDDENLY! THE PRIMAL OMORASHI FEELINGS IN MY HEAD KICK IN!!“No drink more till you can’t sit still anymore and desperately begging to go pee”…. well I can’t argue with that I guess!
**cracks knuckles** to go with my lazy, not moving at all, chill day l think I’m gonna do a chill hold while watching anime/playing video games! Startingggg-*chugs down sweet tea*- NOW!!
Doing errands with some friends, and one of them gave me their drink so I’ve have 3 caffeinated drinks… I gotta go pee ~ ( ｡⋟﹏⋞｡”)
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
I’m 175 dollars richer tonight and I didn’t drink more beer though i could have cuz control and I’m actually excited about waking up tomorrow. i have so many things to do and not do tomorrow. being alive is pretty fucken cool, i forgot
charxm: Just want a dude that’ll turn up at the weekends with takeaways and a few drinks and chamber into bed with me. Food, laughs, films, sex, canoodling and just chilling. Obviously not every weekend, sometimes I’d like to do stuff or maybe not
So apparently I get around? Idk. I never fucking do anything with anyone nor do I care to try because I’m just here to dance and drink and then BAM I get laid. And I’m just like woah where did this come from. I don’t even know how I
armanigrilledcheese: Alright Tumblr! Let’s do this right this time! These are my original Disney themed cocktails! All drinks were made up, and I did not copy any existing material. Expect a part 2 in the near future! Please feel free to check out
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
Drinking and writing term papers.
stormbornslytherin: partysoft: sassylash3s: misscrablicker: queercorn: TW: Alcohol, addiction I’m not saying that you shouldn’t drink alcohol. You can do whatever you want. But targeting the queer community for harmful products needs to stop.
tanyourbottom: Elizabeth’s Underage Drinking Elizabeth has been drinking and since she is under age I confronted her about it and upon doing so she got very belligerent. So when we met for our session I gave her a very hard spanking for her drinking
I’m picturing, like, Pearl making a date with the Mystery Girl and is like “What do humans wear on dates?” and Steven is like “Well in TV shows they usually dress kinda fancy?” and she’s like “Oh, I can totally do that”and so ends
honeymarenelsa:sometimes i find it funny when people who haven’t seen adventure time interpret bubbline as this Edgy Punk Gf x Soft Pink Gf dynamic when PB is the one committing war crimes and doing ethically questionable science experiments on her
Focus On The Good
My hangover headache is finally gone. Bro informed me I walked into his room last night, holding my cat upside down and rubbing my face in her ass, saying how soft and plushy she is. He said cat’s face was priceless.
“ i don’t always drink coffee .. But when I do , I drink it with some hazelnut ice crem melting inside , and a spoon of Pistacchio while I’m waiting ” The perks of having an ice cream shop ;-) 👍😜🍦🐷🐷🐷
mistressursular: Does it hurt, my little tattooed trophy. Do you think it was just by chance, or an accident that I bumped into you and caused my drink, and yours, to spill all over you? And when I told you how sorry I was, and that I lived close by,
kasinova1: More than one time i found myself being only guy doing all the work while husbands/guest watch and take notes 😈 Drinks and daytime fucking is the best. No need to hide under covers and in the dark. At some point her and another hotwife
liddo-cait: i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls it is fantastic
teamgif: andrvw: teamgif: andrvw: people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE is your caps lock broken
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
drink some water
tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes
retroactivebakeries:a divorce flask. a number of prominent and brightly colored signs say “DO NOT DRINK.” unstopper it and turn it upside down, and a slightly dizzy slimegirl lawyer falls out.
Jay’s Rap from Clerks 2 Motha, motha fuck, motha, motha fuck, fuck motha fuck, motha fuck noise, noise, noise one, two, one, two, three, four noise, noise, noise shmoking weed, shmoking weed doing coke, drinking beers drinking beers, beers, beers
stonette-lixxblunts: constantcollapse: boys-and-suicide:Do you ever feel like crying, smoking a cigarette, drinking till you pass out, leaving all your “friends,” speeding down the freeway, and hoping to die all in the same day? Because I do. I
This is what my rents and I do on weekends. We steal wine and Champagne glasses.😂💜 #family #champagne #wine #glasses #beachfest #weekend #drinks #love #ohgod
49915.) I really have no life. I don't drink, I don't go to parties, I don't take risks, I don't do fun things, I don't ever go out anywhere at all.. When I rarely do hang out with people we go to each other's houses and basically do nothing. I wish I
eastafrician: Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.
bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
boys-and-suicide:Do you ever feel like crying, smoking a cigarette, drinking till you pass out, leaving all your “friends,” speeding down the freeway, and hoping to die all in the same day? Because I do. I want to do everything that could possibly
I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like bleh bleh I’ll fix your roof and I was like no and then he started flirting with me and said he was doing the neighbours house tomorrow and what coffee did I drink cause he is gonna bring
my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my mind, like people who swear at their parent??? I would be in heaven if I did that. people who say ‘you do it’ when their mom asks them to do the dishes???? rip to me. AND THE PEOPLE WHO
just made a smoothie w frozen blueberries strawberries and I froze a banana and threw that in there and ¼ cup oj and then substituted my strawberry protein drink for the yogurt it suggest it is some of the worst tasting stuff of my life and I
boys-and-suicide: Do you ever feel like crying, smoking a cigarette, drinking till you pass out, leaving all your “friends,” speeding down the freeway, and hoping to die all in the same day? Because I do. I want to do everything that could possibly
mistressaliceinbondageland: How do you truly punish a submissive who enjoys kinky, painful and humiliating female domination? Make him drink an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF WHISKEY while being humiliated and tortured. Keep the bucket handy in case there is a sudden
ashsweet: Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups
why do birds poop all over their food and water??? do u kno that u eat and drink from right there???????birb son im sorry but i just…. i cannot support your lifestyle choices
I have a lot of feelings about people who are completely and entirely able to constantly stay hydrated with clean, fresh drinking water, but choose not to. There are SO many people in the world who have literally no access to clean drinking water and
Do u ever open a kombucha that isn’t as carbonated as it normally is and just get really disappointed. Cuz that’s me right now.
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.
Soooooooo I’m testing clean for urine tests, but there obviously isn’t a way to test THC metabolites in my blood unless I go to a lab and have it done 😒 which I don’t want to do.I’ve tried doing research online as to how long THC metabolites
