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This is about as vulgar as autocorrect manages to get, and he can be one dirty bastard when he puts his mind to it. Who would’ve thought the little elf that lives inside our iPhone could have such a filthy mind?
Can I get this for my new room, Auntie? I promise to be a good little sissy and do everything you say. Please?
This is from the manga Misu Misou. It is a great horror and psychological manga that will make you get the feels. The heroine is very strong and can fend for herself in a town of freaks.
Can I rub your back?This is from the manga Adekan which is a historical drama about a pretty boy who holds a secret past. Although he is now an umbrella maker, he somehow still manages to get into trouble…
This is from the manga Kasane which is about a girl who is very ugly and gets bullied because of it but what makes it worse is that her mom is a beautiful and famous actress. After her mother dies she receives a tube of lipstick that can switch her face
And another one for Hyper Universe - this one of the snow girl AishaIt has a bottomless version with pubes and the normal version with her panties texture. Fingers are a little weird still but I think its as good as I can get them. https://my.mixtape.moe/
This is what I do to entertain myself when I just don’t have the magic and images are not forthcoming. Hair tosses. Hair swirling. And then I get cracked up at the crazy hair sculptures that show in the view finder. You can age but apparently you
This girl… Is the fucking love of my life… The most gorgeous latina girl I know… THICK As Fuck… She sells nude pics and videos… She gets down and dirty in the best ways… And you can not, regret buying those… Shes my princess…
This is exactly how I like to fuck him after he’s had a long tiring day. These are my wifey type duties. I’ll be naked and waiting at home, and ready to ride before he can get his shirt off. I let him sit back and relax while I service his
get-you-wet: who isnshe and where can i find this vid?
softshinythings: Star Trek Sitcom AU Jim manages to get on everyone’s nerves at one point or another, Sulu finds his roommate Spock’s habits a little unusual, Uhura is sick of calling the landlord on Jim, Scotty and Chekov are constantly setting
This gets me wet. It’s close-up, graphic, I see everything and I can relate to what she is feeling as she takes that juicy cock. So wet!
jihanmck: Cute but goofy college guy pees his pants in front of the whole school on the last day of school. Hilarious! “Don’t get stage fright!!!”: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Gemini Lost a bet and has to pee their pants: Aquarius, Pisces, Cancer,
This Fleshlight German Language is for all our Deutsch friends! It’s also more on the “softcore” side in it’s offerings and marketing. ThePornbro believes that one can get a fleshlight made on his favourite pornstars Pussy… FUCKING AMAZING!
This turned out a lot better than I originally expected it to. It gave me a lot of issues at the start but look at what you can get when you stick with something. I even went all the way and added sound to it which is pretty much a first for me. I hope
And it’s calledNow those of you that know me know im not hard to please, but this game will blow you away.It reminds me of Journey on the ps3 except now you get to experience the beautiful world not as one animal, but many.Animals that can fly, dig,
brianseamus: secular-space-witch: breadbench: me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it My cat:
This was like a month ago but i literally can’t get over how cute it was >.<
durbikins: twitch-eaglehart: durbikins: *kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in* haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”? That sounds like a good way to get shot lol what are you, a gun cuck?can’t kill a
thedeadflag: theconqueeror: linrenzo: localstarboy: Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I’ve ever seen This really got to me. Like how can y’all just sit there and not do shit but quick to get up over a burger Not to
senor-cat: cullenrutherford:rosswoodpark:is selling pickles in movie theaters really just a Texas thing ?? like…. I can’t imagine going to a movie and NOT getting a pickle like… WHAT!!what the fuck is going on in texasbad things
day-off aesthetic: coffee, cigarettes, and never getting out of my pj’s.
batreaux: “Don’t get me wrong, I love my son, and both Mark and I were thrilled about his early cognitive development, but it can sometimes be overwhelming when our infant is screaming things like, “Soda! There must be soda! Soda for me, the boy!
k1sh1be: Osomatsu boys and rock legends. [x]i can’t get enough of these designs. i need a karabowie au ugh
this-artist-rushes-in: my dysphoria is out of control since a few days. summer is coming closer, days are getting hotter and i cannot hide behind clothes much longer. my body is betraying me every single damned day. but. if this ruff boy can make it,
ghostwheeze: everyone is entitled to their opinion and my opinion isfuck you eric
Can we not take the leap?
markruffalo:Time to get it into gear. Please read Standing Rock’s statement on President Trump’s reckless and vindictive decision to poison the water of 17 million people.
pokemon-global-academy: Pokemon Omega Ruby and Pokemon Alpha Sapphire Scans from Famitsu Magazine Pictures Provided by NintendoEverything
businessmannoiz: Can you imagine a highschool au with dorky music appreciation teacher Clear and delinquent high school student Mizuki? Like Mizuki almost never goes to any of his classes unless he gets in trouble for it and the teachers always have a
this guy was completely fucking us over like damn i can’t even be mad. none of my teammates could get out from the respawn point and it was kill after kill.
THIS SPLATTERSCOPE ISN’T FUCKING AROUND HOLY NUT SACK
laurdlannister-kingslayer: the-goat-of-dojima: virtua92: sobeitjay2: His haircut just called me a nigger Niggas wit white girls can’t just be up in the barbershop all willy nillyFor fear of getting flamed, this is what happens If I cared enough
this is fine, right dear lets get this big black cock inside my aching dripping wet pussy and when he has emptied his balls into me you can tongue your starter out of me
Send me the most random ask, comment, link, whatever you can think of, and see what you get as a reply. Maybe it'll be relevant. Maybe it'll be completely random. Come on. Let's play.
danibonbon: ~the fairy and the knight~ inspired by russian folk tales. my piece for the “To Worlds Unknown” Otayuri zine! thank you everyone who got it, i can’t wait to get my book in the mail, ty again for having me @hawberries and @daikonhime ~
And each day passes byI’m just biding my time for youSo we can get it rightI’m alone in this stormAnd the rain it still poursAnd efforts aboundI’m alone and I’m still waiting for clouds
cutesign: The Kokonatchi is a cute desktop robot that monitors your twitter feed and notifies you of new messages by changing colors in sync with the emotion of the tweet. Kokonatchi will vibrate if it thinks the tweeter is scared, and to reply directly
this-is-chris-colfers-world: hey-bad-batter-hey: imjustkt: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel. “It took us 9 hours to get home to England
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
angelic-peach: Call me baby, call me princess, call me angel. Buy me things and let me sit on your lap, play with my hair and treat me like a precious little angel. Touch my thighs like you can’t get enough, kiss me and love me forever.
askjongtae: Club au Jonghyun. Jonghyun works at a swanky, private club downtown, singing smooth jazz and wooing the audience because he likes singing and he likes skirts. These are a few of his choice holiday hits, Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt A Song For
keeglies: ayy everyone it’s Keegan’s boyfriend Dawson his parents blocked tumblr so he won’t be able to get on a lot so he asked me to come on and post sometimes idk if I’ll be a good substitute for this amazing boy but I can sure try Thank
I have so much respect for/want to give so many hugs to people who have to deal with physical/mental health stuff on top of school or university or even just life, i’m struggling so much that i can hardly function and i’m in fairly decent
stockmodel: isn’t it amazing how a white girl from a foreign country and little to no connection to rap except being a fan of tupac can come to america, get some ass implants, acquire a “distinguished” rap accent, and gain notable fame in the rap
so-treu: getawaywithgifs: Viola Davis is a freaking tour de force. As she slowly peels back her wig, her eyelashes and wipes away her makeup, you can just see Annalise come undone. She doesn’t say a word, but you can feel the pain radiating off her.
This is everything ^^^ Your time is so #precious because it is your actual life , you can never get it back and you can’t buy it for all the #money in the world . That’s why it’s so #important to be very careful who you spend your time
neptunain: atheism obvs. isn’t a bad thing in itself but there’s a specific flavor of white male atheism that I can’t stand (the type that includes calling people’s religion “fairy tales” and being exceptionally aggressive towards Islam)
jimsdeadbones: “Zombies? Ghosts? Anti-gravity doomsday devices?”“Trigger, shut up and start looking.”“At least they can’t say ‘you’re joking’ after your report.”1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
sarcasticfemme:Can I talk about something that makes my heart both melt and stop? The way Butches get nervous around Femmes. My roommate is Butch, and she wont hold hands with a Femme unless she iniates, because she doesn’t want to push her, and
calonarang: Its a fishing lure! Rose loves humans, but does her best not to interact with them for fear of getting attached. So she collects human objects that wash up on the beach, and then bring them back so she and the Crystal Gems can keep up
toastoat: me: ok enough blogging time to Draw me: *tucks one leg under my body and gets into the most hunched gargoyle posture i can* im ready
get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful
This is why we like ‘em CUT in the military - when the going gets tough, you’ve gotta have a glans to match. And you can’t be worried about the shit that gets trapped under a filthy foreskin.
I have some shocking news for you: alcohol is an intoxicant. Marijuana has a wide range of medicinal uses many of which do NOT involve getting high because plenty of people can’t handle the psychoactive aspects of marijuana. People smoke and drive
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