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camilacherryxxx: Feed me your cock baby and I promise to be your sex slave and you can be my master. Like an obedient whore I will cater to your cock and cum. Treat me like a slut on the street.
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
You can see the struggle of this kid, he was all happy talking about family and stuff and when El says “You would be like my brother” he realized that, he literally is one step into the brother-zone and he tries hard to avoid that.You can do it Mike,
No shade but can we just stop spreading captionless/self promoted on/stolen content??? Just check the source and reblog it from there We “big blogs” are just as bad at it as scody aesthetic blogs and we need to stop
w4t3vr: sexclaimes: thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow: sexclaimes: First tattoo and couldn’t be happier. On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool. .. Not You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I
goopy-amethyst: dreamypearl: ok so like pearl’s immediate reaction to being around bismuth is to be super flirty and i can’t help but wonder if that was her thing during the rebellion. Like rose was Her Great Love or whatever but she flirted with
funneldate: I LIKE THE INTERNET BECAUSE I CAN SAY “I JUST POOPED” AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE “OH HOW WAS IT” IF I SAID THAT IT REAL LIFE I WOULD BE CONDEMNED AND SENT TO THE DEEP AND DARK BOWELS OF HELL
vardaesque: today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like “daddy let’s get the same flavor! so when you’re in afghanistan i can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be
sparklegance: I can imagine Hinata and Sasuke having awkward conversation and Hinata being like “Do you remember the first time we talked?” And he would be like “no?” And hinata would remind him “I was surprised to see you so I called your
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please,
maybe-itdoesntmatterr: katara: seattl-ite: katara: I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something
cntryboy0611: rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like
so-few-words: The struggle with being pear shaped is you can be like oh hey this looks half decent and then you turn to the side and it’s like oh jk actual thunder thighs and im wide as heck. I just think it’s crazy how different these look (obvs
shesbluntedd: its fucking cute how you can be so used to being treated like shit your whole life and then you find one friend who swears their genuine and ends up being like everyone else. then they give up on you because you’re not fucking good enough
slaylorswifts: one direction is always gonna matter to me like my kids are gonna be like “mom please come to my basketball game im voted mvp and its my last game ever because i have to get surgery on my knee” and im gonna be like “no can do ziam-larry
leggyboyjohnson: lesjade: homestuck canon is so wild that you can tell me virtually anything happened and i’ll believe you. like you can say “terezi murdered dave” and i’ll be like “that sounds about right” and actually i’m gonna have to
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma
