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princess-stretch: Achievement unlocked: Soda Can Insertion! When I first started this blog a year ago, my main stretching goal was to fit a soda can in my cunt and I’ve finally did it! I’m so proud of myself. It all started by me chatting with one
loose-fat-pig: Yesterday I googled loose vagina and prolapse. I read how it only gets worse with age, and how it can ruin a marriage. I reflected on how having three kids did a number on my cunt, but more so was the years spent stretching it with his
“Oops!”, Cheeky Rose exclaims with an endearing smile. She can’t get enough of pulling up her skimpy skirt again and again to show her lovely bald pussy. And we can’t get enough of it either! / Upkirtjerk.com
Hello, I’m Antoni and I’ll be your waiter tonight. If there is ANYTHING…ANYTHING AT ALL I can get for you… just let me know. I dropped my fork… can you get it for me. Happens all the time. ;) Make your dreams come true: b
theatregraphics: I can see a world beautiful and strange. Can you see it too? It’s so close don’t let it get away, there’s so much to do. Before it’s over.
ask-gallows-callibrator: brontesnightthorn: This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it. i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so wrong
orgasmictipsforgirls: “So I read a lot about your pillow technique, and it seems fantastic, but I can’t get it to feel pleasurable? Like, I fold the pillow and lay flat on it and grind on it, but there’s nothing really rubbing against me.
ballbellydude: The secret to getting a big fat ball belly like this one is.. Keep eating. Eating past full. Eating more when your belly says stop. Eating when it hurts. When your skin is tight, and you can barely move, and you can’t get comfortable
Videos & Pics Reblog for more This whore just can’t get enough cock. She wakes up every day thinking of cock and even after she gets it, she still wants more. She will go to any length to get her cock fix, and today she proves how much
Big big BIG anon answers compilation under the cut! Lots and lots of answers! I talk about my writing styles for different gems! New arcs! Old arcs! Theories, predictions, opinions! Tandem bikes! All that and much more down below!Love the splashes on
katjalovee: imsuchafagg0t: Girls are so fucking sexy. You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill. If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis. Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me
I’m gonna treat myself and get my hair done but I can’t decide if I should be sensible and stay blonde or get peachy hair! I want pink hair so bad but it’s hard to maintain
slimes-on-you: When it dips into shit like doxing and is an -actual- threat to people? It’s beyond trolling and you can get the police involved. When it’s just smarmy assholes and they’re only saying mean things?: tbh tho walking away/avoiding
gentlekirk: “My family know not to get me any tech for Christmas. I can never get it to work and it all becomes very tearful and pressurized. If you put me in a real TARDIS, I dread to think what would happen to the universe.”
shitposting-ffa: Hey everyone, this is very uncharacteristic of me, and I hate to do this to all of you, but I’ll make it quick, and I won’t reblog it, so I won’t bother you. I really, really need your help. If you can, please read below, if you
kyidyl: froody: froody: all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives I love that feeling of a joke being so hilarious to you that you can barely get it out but like you HAVE to get it out because it would
“What are the thorns really telling her? It’s why she won’t let us see them, why she clings to them–or they cling to her–as though she got herself buried in a bramble thicket and she can’t get out and we can’t get in to free her.” ~Patricia
Me: Stop trying. He doesn’t want to be with you anymore. He doesn’t love you like he used to. He’ll keep using you until his soon to be wife moves in and they finally get married. Stop fucking trying. Other me: But I love him too much
So you’re telling me that I can go on Grindr and be a hoe and I’m just fine. But I can talk to a nice guy and be nice back to him for a week or more and all of a sudden be blocked? WHEN I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING WRONG? AND I DIDN’T
littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES,
i been watching some digirmons today, and something kind of dawned on me. i absolutely hate this cartoon now because i’m not a kid anymore and i can’t get into it at all because it is for children and it is teaching children life lessons about children
one-step-in-the-wrong-direction: nepeasant: nepeasant: niccage-official: A Of A You Do The AND VERY VERY i dont get it NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website! I’m
Armin and Mikasa want ~*alone time*~ so they enlist Sasha’s help to keep Eren distracted for an hour or two so they can make out and probably get each other off.
heyitspj: snady: imagine the tension between homura and resetti
vgprintads: “Hodj ‘n’ Podj” Computer Gaming World, April 1995 (#129) via CGW Musuem OH MAN, I LOVE HODJ ‘N’ PODJ! I don’t know how many folks actually played this game, its fairly old and I got it as a kid by digging
astridnyx: siriusish: please don’t speak over people with cognitive difficulties/disabilities. sometimes its like we’re fighting against our brain as we force it to think of what to say and say it correctly, while most abled people can easily phrase
nakedrandommale: 2hot2bstr8: came across the video online and HAD to make it into a gif for you all. this dude and his big, thick, halfie can fucking get it…….like, get me in that locker room NOWツツツ What’s this video named ? O-O
2hot2bstr8: came across the video online and HAD to make it into a gif for you all. this dude and his big, thick, halfie can fucking get it…….like, get me in that locker room NOWツツツ
maniaepisodes: btw confirmed but if you have a sideblog with a s.av.ed u/rl for any reason and you delete it hoping to free up the url for yourself you’re out of luck tumblr now destroys the url, rendering it unusable. i’ve lost two urls to this
hornnyteen: hornnyteen: hornnyteen: hornnyteen: anyone know how can i get it? I ordered online and I lost my order, pls help i want it so much 😢 pls u know someone who has it for sale ? I NEED THS help and reblog pls was I lost my order and
lucasandmelissa: lucasandmelissa: lucasandmelissa: Fucking Melissa on the dining room table. Please reblog this. Can we get this to 5000 notes? 982 reblogs so far. That’s pretty impressive and a record for us. How high can we get it? I wish
gingeyy: So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong) sooo I might get my hair cut down to ~about this length. Prob a few inches
gingeyy: IM GOING HOME TODAY FOR THE WEEKEND!! I’m so pleased As you can tell :3 Was kinda stalking my own photos and decided that I’m fucking adorable and anyone would be lucky to have me and I don’t know WHY I can’t get relationships
allyas2: get-beneath-me: Well, if we can’t get it all the way in there, I guess we’ll have to try another hole…And trust me, we WILL be getting it all the way in you, one way or another. WOOOOOWWWW
messy-mandy: hithere6900: femboy69: crossdressed4u: jennisjourneysblog: I do and I can’t get enough of it. It’s sooo yummy Fuck yes and I luv another mans cum sliding down my throat and on my tongue yummm I love it that’s why I
there is love in your body but you can't get it out, it gets stuck in your head won't come out of your mouth, sticks to your tongue and it shows on your face that the sweetest of words have the bitterest taste
This is everything ^^^ Your time is so #precious because it is your actual life , you can never get it back and you can’t buy it for all the #money in the world . That’s why it’s so #important to be very careful who you spend your time
thejennawynn:korrasamishipper: pai-shodown:GUYS. SO NINTENDO IS DOING A THING WHERE PEOPLE CAN VOTE ON NEW DOWNLOADABLE CHARACTERS FOR SMASH BROS. IT’LL BE A HELL OF A LONG SHOT, BUT I THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO GET KORRA INTO IT. YOU CAN VOTE HERE. IT’LL
haha amazon is so shitty, like you buy something with prime/2day shipping and then it takes like 4 days instead
dad called from the hospital ! they said he’s going to be fine and his oxygen level is already rising again ;u;he’s just going to get all his tests and stuff done and we’ll see how things go but it shouldn’t be anything serious
unpopuler: OMG I’m getting this shirt from blurthreads and I cant wait to get it omg!!!! Want a clothing item from blur? Here is the link and you can easily get 20% off by using my discount code luis when you get to the checkout!! If you
waterandwork: i’m sick of how my “friends” are treating me i deserve better than this and i intend to get it or they can get out i don’t even care. i’m done spending time on people who won’t do the same for me. it’s a waste of energy and
fantasticallyfilipino: beware-tum-blr-groupthink: colionnoir: There is real evil in this world, you can’t legislate it away, you can’t ignore it away, and you can’t wish it away, evil is evil Sadly this is the kind of thing that won’t get
rudegyalchina: beware-tum-blr-groupthink: colionnoir: There is real evil in this world, you can’t legislate it away, you can’t ignore it away, and you can’t wish it away, evil is evil Sadly this is the kind of thing that won’t get much attention
i can’t help the feeling.it wears me out. I feel like I’ve been into this huge dark empty whole for awhile and I can’t control it. It’s getting worse everyday, I feel alone, even if I’m with people around me. I need to restore myself. I go out
valwinz replied to your post:Eh big Anko can still get it and she better wear… I think I can work with this. Now to figure how she gets the d and who the d belongs to
Might not be on for a while, my computers being a butt and I cant get it fixed or rapired anytime soon because my mom needs wrist surgery and thats first priority
prettyprinzcess: secondlifesissy: We can’t get hard for our girlfriends. But when we dress up as women and have gay sex together, we get hard as rocks! My GF says I need to go gay for a while so I can say I’m bi, but I wonder if this really what
flr-caged-n-collared: xtinaqc: want me to be your “keyholder”? for real, for serious, can’t-get-it-up can’t-get-it-out chastity? then stop offering to mail me your key and let ME mail you your lock. :) apply for REAL CHASTITY here… flr-caged-n-collared
asamiandtoomanymuses: WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS? MAKO AND KORRA CAN JUMP OFF THE FUCKING WINGS OF THE PLANE BUT ASAMI IS DRIVING IT AND SHE CAN’T GET OUT OF IT
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