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ask-artemisfrost: Very overdue icon for Ug. Sorry it took so long. xP Anyways, here you go. ^-^ Hope you like it. http://askug.tumblr.com/ Like it? I LOVE IT! >w< UG looks very nice and cute. And I really like this eyes this is great, and look
And she lives in the Pacific Northwest as well! Cool. - D
chibird: You know when you get those spells of sad times and you feel like you haven’t been happy in a while. I hope they pass by quickly. bunsbunni kiwipancakes shepiuSuper quickly, I hope you are all really happy >.<
ghdos: “Dear Future Girlfriend” #268: Don’t you dare close your eyes while I’m inside of you. I don’t care how good it feels. Open your eyes and look at me. I know you’re about to cum so keep those beautiful brown eyes open so I can
And then just like that, she opens her legs and begs for it. Now I’m wondering if I should tease her and make it a game. Love my playful, sexy wife!
I do like :) a lot…over 64 thousand times! follow me and Ill probably like a lot of your post's
apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
I enjoyed Midsommar and Hereditary but, like, I get the impression Ari Aster finds paganism and naked old people significantly scarier than I do
connnorkenway: reylo and 50 shades and twilight and all those abusive het relationships that are popular with women are just the reflection of how we’re raised to believe men who harass us and stalk us and treat us like shit really love us and how
Me and my friend got the 250$ ticket package for teen top in LA and i feel like this concert probably wont happen because theres only like 4more days and its barely around 35% funded ;-;
There’s something genuinely unsettling about stuff like a/ge/pla/y and stuff like that, it’s like someone looked at the laws of their country and went “how much of a reprehensible human being can i be without getting arrested?”And there’s the
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
As much as I like to say I wanna tie up a guy and make him cry, whenever I imagine myself doing it, imaginary Sophie ends up not being able to take anything seriously. Like, he’s on his knees, wearing a collar and looking perfectly submissive.
freakinfishtank: lostovae: Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table*
shutupaubrey: i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with
I feel like Jean and Armin would spend the first five or six months of their relationship fighting nonstop, because Jean sucks at reading Armin’s physical and emotional cues and Armin is not going to bend, because he’s sick and fucking tired
Can people stop acting like Bob’s Burgers is new and subversive comedy? I like some episodes, but I really can’t get on the fan train for a cartoon that had an episode dedicated to trans sex workers and continuously conflated the trans women
kylorenshair: Kylos lightsaber is just so interesting to me. I just find it so intriguing that he purposely uses a cracked crystal that could seriously alter the abilities of his lightsaber. It looks really cool and it just intrigues me.
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
I like how in Lars and the Cool Kids, Lars is like “I can’t drive a stick shift!” and Steven is like “I’ll control the stick” and Lars is just like:
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
I’m picturing, like, Pearl making a date with the Mystery Girl and is like “What do humans wear on dates?” and Steven is like “Well in TV shows they usually dress kinda fancy?” and she’s like “Oh, I can totally do that”and so ends
birf: imagine being 22 years old and all you like to do is draw comics about murdering people and Nickelodeon contacts you to write a childrens’ show
gwynndolin:remember when you were like. 12. and you saw high schoolers and you were like. wow thosr are just full ass adults. and now you’re like 25 and you see high schoolers and youre like wow. youre literally a baby
meowbella: i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
calibornthisway: ok people are saying that jake and jane are like cosmo and wanda but do u remember peppy happy gary and peppy happy betty
twipen: princekili: aka fili and kili More like Kili and Thorin
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
codenamecesare:taymonbeal:pistachi0n:Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking
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OKAY BUT NOIZ GETTING REALLY INTERESTED IN THE WHOLE HAIRDRESSER THING AND KOUJAKU LETTING HIM WATCH HIM TEND TO HIS CLIENTS AND NOIZ REALLY WANTS TO TRY ON HIM AND KOUJAKU’S LIKE FUCK I CAN’T LET HIM DO THAT, BUT AFTER WEEKS OF PRODDING, KOUJAKU’S
pencilclicks: I think a lot about how like, the allmates are really really similar to their owner, as theyre connected by the brain or whatever, and I mean, if to people are compatable, wouldn’t that make their allmates compatable as well? Soooo to
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
attractive people who can draw and write more like fucking eject this person from the country.
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
And when you have waited—-has it made you sure?
I’m a tool and want to individually upload these selfies because I love me sometimes
this old friend of mine is talking to me and he’s like “you are still so happy like all of the time, how?” and im like “its not happiness just pure energy, I was filled with too much” and its v true
I just saw a gif set of some porn on my dash and THEY HAD THE SAME BED AS ME!!!
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
when people delete my caption it makes me annoyed but when you reblog a picture that I just posted straight from me and you delete the caption?? im coming to kick your shins
alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I
also I’m in love and he makes me cum so hard and sometimes he looks at me during sex and there’s this power where I feel like he’s staring into me and I’m so hungry for him but I’m so happy and overcome with how much I love him so I just grab
i know i shouldn’t have to say this but some of you really need to start doing research and start acting like decent human beings.I’m still a domme if I:• acknowledge my sub’s humanity• care that they pay their bills first• say no to a
My brother trey is like one of those people who try to act tough and stuff but is like one of the sweetest people ever. Big guy with tattoos, sarcastic, the whole she-bang. But today we were walking through Michaels and I was just steathy lookin at those
and-so-the-feels-begin: Why do Saphire and Ruby have such a good relationship?Because they started off on a goodice breaker
ladyofacat: Can’t wait to see Lila talking bad about Ladybug, and Chloe freaking walking right up to Lila and being like “Excuse me?! What did you say?!”I want Marinette to be a witness.
taterlordinc: All I can think of is Pearl going up to Greg and being like “Now that we’re friends, I have an important question.” And Greg being like “???” and Pearl being like “What sort of prizes would Steven and Connie like if they
I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
anyway I’m p sure others have noticed too but Karkat and Terezi don’t even have one single chat together planned (yet?) and that’s like??almost as if the plot doesn’t want them to interact anymore or even to be friends, that’s strange to say
and now we wait
i introduced my boyfriend to animal crossing and he spent like an hour just picking up weeds on his island before he progressed the story
so yumi is using suguru to see whats up with her little(big) creeper follower and he keeps trying to be too ~cuddlycuddly~ w/ her and omf shes like “i don’t think so”
voltageamemix: ★Castaway! Love’s Adventure★*~Serena Season 1: Lost in Paradise Pt.1 is Out Now!~*When you first meet her, she keeps you at a distance and tells it like it is. But when she touches you, her warmth and gentleness immediately draws
i mean, look at my love for neru. she checks off like ¾ of those boxes. love that binch!!!
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE
