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Yes, honey, I have had sex with all of them, but guess which one of them wantsto have sex with me in our marital bed, and even make you ask her to fuck me.
Your wife guided your head down and asked you, “honey, wouldn’t you like to make me come too; I would like to come one more time.”
I would do what the Warden says, Lavellan. She didn’t kill the Archdemon with kindness.So I just got this idea that Inquisitor Lavellan would be taller than my Warden and totally would just lean on the warden a lot because she’s an ass so
voluptuousbooty: i was wearing my fresh prince shirt and my friend just said ‘don’t move’ and took this photo
It’s true. I guess this is just my place in life. If you’re a virgin still, do the right thing and Reblog this.
She friend zoned you a while back… And yeah, her boyfriend is a Black Man.
I would love to go for a walk with this girl, even better if she just collared me and led me around on a leash like her little puppy beta :)
Brain Soft - Dick Hard… Just imagine being on your knees and kissing That Ass! I’d probably faint I’d be so weak, what about you?
Start practicing your begging skills beta, cuz your step sis is calling the shots now! And in her mind, as long as she’s got the key to you’re little dick, you are basically just a tease toy for her to play with!
you said all that soft shading got messed up when u scanned it i fixed that, and colored it just for shits and giggles (fun fact: The name of the Paint Tool Sai File is “It’s not porn, i swear” (another fun fact, im that 1st coloring anon <3)//AAAAAAA
bokuakas: im sorry if i suddenly dont respond to texts/snapchats/dms etc. its not that i dont want to talk to you i just don’t know what to say back sometimes and i kinda just stop talking im not trying to be mean i just genuinely can’t carry a conversat
ciphir: do you ever see artists that you’ve known/been friends with for years on your dash and notice how much they’ve progressed in their style/level of art over time and you’re just like “i’m so proud of you, you deserve an award for being
Can someone just like gif him dancing for me pls T^T most adorable shit ever
Sometimes i look at my sisters and they’re just sooo cute but then theres me..
rhythmized: Jonghyun appearing with gifts for the winners: flower, balloon, and…banana
attemptingsurvival: when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed
kacysimplylove: ntbx: ambitiousfashionstudent: sean-brown-815: pokem0n-princess: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak Spanish but this was a wild trip I’m so confused and disturbed and disgusted. What just happened here? There is so much going
i drew my weird hannigram dreampost s3 murder husbands buying and running a gourmet grocery store togetherthey keep arguing about how high end their produce should be (because hannibal wants to stock shit like squid ink and will is just like wtf don’t
this dude traded me an event pokemon for a ditto with a destiny knot, what the fuck man? you can catch a ditto pretty easily, and destiny knots are in-game items. like am I just out of touch with pokemon cause i really havent been into it?
Watching Rosario + Vampire and counting the panty shots! We really should make this a drinking game.
sheikahstone: when cosplayers run out of ideas for poses they just stand there like
dragonageconfessions: Confession: It enrages me when people say that a Dwarven romance is like “child molestation” because of the height difference. Seriously? Have you talked to any dwarven woman in the game? They are the most mature and steadfast
glassraptor: good thing: when pearl tries to give steven a reassuring momtherly touch™ but she doesn’t really know how and just ends up barreling a hand into his face
jen-iii: The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like,Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’Amethyst,
Army is ridiculous and that is why she is my favorite (x)
critical-of-critical: daeranilen: critical-of-critical: Seeing ppl dare to complain that the part where Steven dances with himself just “goes to show” the crew has always been too lazy to put in effort and it’s just blowing my mind First of all,
ssleepyy: when people draw mink and mizuki with light skin im just like. bruh why u playin
lxserbaby: BUT WHAT’S REALLY IMPORTANT IN A SHIP IS WHO’S DRAGGING THE OTHER AROUND IN THE PET SHOP POINTING AT ANIMALS AND WHO IS JUST NODDING PATIENTLY AS THEIR LITTLE EXCITED LOVER IS IN AWE OF THE ANIMALS.
my kink is hanamaki covering his nipples with bandages b/c they’re oversensitive and matsukawa licking over them
tfw ur already low health and a really aggressive hanzo/lucio are following u and ur roadhog just watches u suffer
yolandatheredpanda: bubblegumbottom: thesylverlining: denimcatfish: arkhane: disney parade by ~joel27 Mulan… those are not Alice’s hips. Woaahhh, Jasmine and Esmeralda are gettin it. i don’t think this is pg anymore kids and mulan is just
aymmichurros: If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
queefjerkey: do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
frushead: oh-so-polite-indeed: frugalsciante: Oh my god, I knew he was referencing to that! I just knew it! D: aaaah noooes damn it Anthony! I just cried 1 hour because of this. He felt REALLY bad and sad. I just want to be in that moment of the
is-getting-old: eva-420: i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over every time i read this i laugh a little
come-crawling-faster: kill-is-such-a-friendly-word: thunderfuq: cockismybusiness: newkid96: creepindddeath: After the accident and the death of Cliff I feel horrible while looking at this pic..:[ just look at them..poor lars with no his shoes on…
plantyourjimmyinmybonham: this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like “hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater” and i was just like “ok”
lifewasted: likeafisttothejaw: Just throwing this out there, but new song… What if they have a new album coming out near when the come back to the U.S. in the fall? I like this idea better than the idea that they’re breaking up and that’s why
mechanicalrosebride: If you are naturally big, That’s fine If you are naturally skinny, That’s fine If you are naturally big and work your ass off everyday and enjoy it just to get the figure you want, That’s fine If you are naturally Skinny
tippi1992: So I knocked on Sid’s door. He was like ‘Whaddya want?’ I said, ‘It’s Dennis – I want to take some photos’. He let me in and moved some furniture out of the way, and then he just leaned up against the wall while I took pictures.
mamalovebone: mrsfadedglory: let’s start with mikes hair and continue with stone’s face his face during this entire clip is so hysterical i mean as soon as eddie says the words “i’m gonna say something typically me” stone just turns his head
way-harsh-tai: Everything Beyonce does is careful and thought out. Her entire image is perfection crafted from planning ahead. She does not ‘wing it’ or throw things into her performances and public appearances ‘just because’. What she did at
newwavenova: hannahmalcrackers: spcsnaptags: wolvensnothere: kurtiswiebe: This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. Yup. So this. I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone
twenyonepilots: do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
alamostown: IT LOOKS LIKE MUKS POINTING TO MAGMARS NAME AND LAUGHING AND MAGMAR IS JUST LIKE “WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS”
bornavillain: this guy is kind of a weirdo and he asks me once a month to hang out and today i just
deansurvived: At 17, I was a depressed teenager who self harmed and wondered about just how painful it could possibly be to end my life. Right now, I’m laying on the couch, and I can hear my husband reading our four year old a bedtime story using silly
striders: there’s not anyone on my dash talking about obama’s plan to provide two free years of community college to everyone who’s willing to do 8 hours of community service per term and maintain a 2.0 gpa and let me just say: please, god, holy
bemoreheartandlessattack:floopyluvspineapples:You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.And you’re just like:
traced-veins:depression-blogger:deansurvived:At 17, I was a depressed teenager who self harmed and wondered about just how painful it could possibly be to end my life. Right now, I’m laying on the couch, and I can hear my husband reading our four year
antlersdean: queefjerkey: do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something Some people must experience the world in a more exciting
suppdel: do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
enzakel-amos: I love this picture, but i can’t stop staring at her breasts. I think because one breast hang just slightly lower the the other. It is beautiful how the flaws make us prefect. And she is just that. “prefect”
master-carsons-pigs: This pig doesn’t know it yet, but this is just the beginning 😈
ktabi: itsbabigirl: ktabi: itsbabigirl: ktabi: pussilickher: This wat u get wen u bad Or maybe I just know how to put it down right I didn’t watch it before I reblogged it and then I just realized…. 😔 Yea that’s me. Old ass video too.
bexlogic: thempress: People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. You can’t
noyzzkapow said: When I draw fanart I do the same #fff white skin just so I don’t have to think about skin color haha. Makes it easier.sometimes I do the same esp in doodles because it’s faster than coloring and shading everything and making it fit
