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womenxcellence: Ass up by Andrey Kels Ready.
stevita: 0nigum0 replied to your post “phantomthiefcrow For the last sixteen years, Gloria had just assumed…” This is so friggin cute Oh my god! alsdkjf DAWW GLAD YOU LIKE THEM Gloria is my OC and Jamie is phantomthiefcrow’s and I’m
notpetewentz: ok its shaking down to be a victory for hillary clinton for the super tuesday primary and given that bernie sanders clearly has a much larger social media following i can only assume yall arent getting out there and actually voting here
fatsocute: i need the ppl in my life to be VERY vocal about liking/loving me and to be very appreciative of me or else i’ll assume they hate me 100%, think i’m unattractive or unfunny or annoying, and wish i was dead there is no in between
bogleech:I guess some people don’t take the white supremacist and nazi comparisons seriously because they assume it’s exactly like their own accusations of Obama being a foreign commie terrorist and they knew all along they were just making that up
drinking-tea-at-midnight: so, we recognized the Ugandan knuckles thing as racist right? I think for most of the people who just reblog it because of the image, they haven’t seen the video (which is gross and super racist), and assume it’s
glitter6ug: magiical: gomez and morticia addams are the only straight rich couple i trust everyone else is on thin fucking ice bold and incorrect of you to assume either gomez or morticia is straight
apathbacktoyou:pleasebekindrewind:u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens’ cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now
bogleech: bogleech: Yeah, we get it, the Joker eats babies and microwaves puppies and is SO edgy all the other villains are 10,000SPOOKED by Gotham’s Do0MKl0wN. I mean even the funny versions of him in kid’s Batman content still tend to assume he’s
acquaintedwithrask: ghostabletoastables: when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought
chocolate-and-discourse: chocolate-and-social-justice: Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me. Someone once asked me if, assuming we
justalitlecreacher:The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in ShrekWe, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s
mathvevo: If I like you and you don’t reply within 0.2 seconds I will assume you don’t like me back and cry
teenbussy: teenbussy: There’s this super attractive guy that works at the same target I work at and I’m not assuming he’s straight in the hope that he’s not bc people I work with are like “he went on a date with a girl” and I’m like do
alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
lame-astrology:so I was just ordering a pizza, and the call picked up and I could hear the background sounds of the pizzeria, but no one said anything. So, naturally, I just assumed that they were away from the phone, or something. Anyways, SpongeBob
warpstar: yall meet a dog and pause and ask what pronouns to use with the dog before assuming but you can’t do it with people
My favorite pajamas, and I’d assume D’s as well, are just a cute pair of underwear and a skimpy shirt. Happy Saturday! -E Mmmm I love this one! Such cute pajamas. Thank you for another great submission.
people i assume follow me for draws and then i do draws and then ==== people unfollow?? science is a lie
shorm: shorm: shorm: There are two types of people in the world: those who react to learning that you can use touch screens with your tongue with disgust and those who immediately go to lick their phones. i’m gonna go ahead and assume that the reason
autistictesla: metalgearsolids: lanadelmesa: metalgearsolids: consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good But take care of yourself consider this: according to my doctor i have no major health issues connected to my weight don’t assume
mybighammer9:wantsalltitsbigger:You haven‘t kept your eyes off my tits all day….I would assume your cock is raging and throbbing …. your brain has melted and can only think of my tits…..do you want them ….good…. show me…, pull out your cock
petebrownuk: CHOICE We normally assume that all slaves will have smooth asses, but we should remember that owners have all kinds of requirements. Some men particularly like a hairy slave, and the joy of owning one can be that if it lives and works
otpprompts: Imagine your OTP running a bakery. Muse A starts to put on weight and assumes its down to eating the cakes/things they sell in the bakery. They start to lay off of the sweet things and work out regularly. However nothing happens. One day
alexinspankingland: jerrybear: Alex Reynolds and Christy Cutie at Assume The Position Studios. Wouldn’t you love to be the one whom they were flashing? Yeah! We were doing a public service! And yet somehow, we ended up getting spanked!
daddysdarkroom: xx-darktower-xx: ASSUME THE POSITION She’s Daddy’s girl. It’s painted on the small of her back in ink and imprinted on her brain. She is a sexual subbie who love to please her dominant in every way she knows how… Naked and on
puddletumbles: shoutout to the person who wanted to commission me a couple years back and when I said ‘it will take a couple days’ they called me a liar because they saw my speedpaint videos and assumed they were in real time
sburban-drawn: day 2! a bodyswap between gabe and jack- don’t tell me this wouldn’t be great. i assume something went wrong in some lab somewhere, or with a teleporter or something! maybe angie was messing around?whatever the case, jack and gabe
trapcellar: Insert cock and assume control.Young dumb sissies need a stiff cock and firm hand to guide them.You know you’ve broken through when she spurts her pussycum uncontrollably.
2spooky-4-artemis-and-ice-blade: ivysprings: schmoebe: the-laughing-cactus: massyworld: Tumblr Wife omg while i was reading i just assumed they were talking to each other about their daughter or something and the last one just fucked my brain is
datcatwhatcameback: ambris: alphinaud-official: sixpenceee: Last veteran of his WWII battle group marching alone in Memorial Day Parade. Reblogging out of respect and memory. Good lord that man is courageous to do that (assuming this is real and
pondwitch: unexplained-events: A digital billboard crashed during a foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky. if i looked up while driving and saw this i would assume the world was ending
myothertardisisonthemun: me-and-mister-bates: mrshamill: If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead. I’ve watched this about 20 times on loop and it’s improved my mood by about 784%! Always reblog penguin safety inspector
amy-celeste: This is from faymougles.tumblr.com Since her blog header is FMU, and she uses the title ‘FuckMyUsername’ elsewhere on the net,I won’t automatically assume that her name is Fay. She’s a bit bashful and shy at first, but she opens
30daysofrin: Title: Tie me up, Tie me downAuthor: miss-m-musesRating: NC-17Characters/Pairing: RinHaruSummary: Rin sent the message on the train home to Iwatobi for Haru to assume the position. And when he arrives home Haru is waiting, naked and ready…
envy-and-pride: THE LORD HAS FORSAKEN THIS PLACETHE LORD HAS ABANDONNED US THE LORD HAS GIVEN UP ON USI WAS PLAYING THISGAME AND I JUST KINDA ASSUMED NATUREALLY THAT HE WAS THIS SENSEI WEARING A SUIT LIKE, YEAH SENSEI WITH SIX YEARS OF STUDYING BEHIND
jfetishist: Palutena’s got Pit completely wrapped around her elegant little finger. Poor little dude never stood a chance! 😜💕💕 (any and all characters in both pictures and captions assumed by poster to be 18+)
cavalier-renegade: Coloring project off of black and whites from [bash-inc] VALLEY OF THE KING. I assumed there wasn’t a colored version of this but in fact there is, and its this. Whoops. I’m sure I’ll have more colored pages from VALLEY OF THE
boxlunches: feminist-space: mpreg-tony: urulokid: millika: Who’s Alex? Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy. Actually, I’ve studied design and advertising, and I can tell you that
professor-polyamory: The Professor: There tends to be a causal use of the words homosexuality and bisexuality that implicitly assumes that those concepts include both sexual and romantic/emotional components. The whole gay marriage rights campaign has
if you ever find yourself in sapporo and someone tells you they know how to fight assume they do and dont fight them because odds are good if they cant the three or four guys theyre with can. also, sapporo fucking sucks. biggest tourist trap in the world.
I don’t know what a fuckboy is and nobody will tell meFrom context I assume a fuckboy is a boy who is only good for fucking and literally nothing elseIs this right or wrong? please respond
at least im assuming the dude named kau long is a chinaman. he certainly looks like a chinaman. and he has that weird vaguely sterotypically jewish personality that chinese characters have in japanese media? and also hes using a chinaman weapon. hell
knifeandlighter:at least im assuming the dude named kau long is a chinaman. he certainly looks like a chinaman. and he has that weird vaguely sterotypically jewish personality that chinese characters have in japanese media? and also hes using a chinaman
trinandtonic: timemachineyeah: Until the 2020 election is over I’m just gonna blanket assume any “This viable Democratic candidate is UNSUPPORTABLE” stuff is a saboteur. Like, y’all can criticize and obviously I want to process to be fair and
carcino-fucking-geneticist: WHEN YOU IMPLY FICTIVES ARE “HAVING FUN” WITH A DISORDER, YOU ARE ASSUMING EVERY SYSTEM IS TRAUMA BASED, AND THAT’S NOT COOL, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DID NOT HAVE AN ABUSIVE CHILDHOOD, AND I DON’T HAVE ANY SORT OF ILLNESS
cokeproblem: The best thing happened today. Last year I dated a boy who was kinda homophobic and assumed I was straight. Obviously we broke up but I never corrected him because I didn’t care. Today though, he passed me at lunch and was walking with
elmakias: re-storingforce: Photo credit to: Adam Elmakis Dan Lambton of Real Friends I had never shot him before this, and didnt know what he looked like. I assumed he haf a tattoo on his face. So I found Dan about a month after this was taken and
ppdk: naomiknight17: I’m not sure what just happened. I saw this, and then I blacked out for a bit…. and here we are.I don’t know how this got here. I woke up to this in my inbox. To be fair, when i spotted namoi’s name, i assumed something
askpinepony: Reunited and it feels so good~ =o Yaaaay~!….and Trixie (or pony I assume is Trixie) I see you back there! You got some splainin’ to do! <_<!
youobviouslyloveoctavia:Commission of my Collie and @wicked-thornes Husky done by the wonderfully talented @okamakafe. I really love the end result and highly recommend you commission them (assuming they’re not still busy with study)!Nice~ >//w//>
datcatwhatcameback:ambris:alphinaud-official:sixpenceee:Last veteran of his WWII battle group marching alone in Memorial Day Parade.Reblogging out of respect and memory.Good lord that man is courageous to do that (assuming this is real and not another
If you are into BDSM, then you do not get to be into me.i know the difference, you seebetween memories of lovemakingand painful scars you have to hidefrom friends and work and family,assuming the “master” or “mistress”even LETS
I am sick and tired of these politically conscious "reblog if…“ posts, especially the threats that come with the posts, like "IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS I WILL ASSUME YOU ARE A HEARTLESS HUMAN BEING AND YOU SHOULD UNFOLLOW
tripledrycap replied to your post: Came for the awesome URL (and because Jasper said… haha I dunno I saw Blythe sent you one and then Jasper was asking for them so I assumed everyone was doing some sort of meme. lol Oh whoa I didn’t even
hardisonparker replied to your post “I just read all the maeve/spencer fics including the ones that just…” bonus to watching leverage. maeve’s actress is in it and you can pretend she lived and assumed a new identity all is well. SQUEALS
monelyslave-noscopekween600thou: I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”
toitletoit: If you’re nice to me, and you flirt with me, and I like it, I assume we’re fucking later.
dadsoncircfun: He just uses me like a bitch and assumes that my sexual pleasure comes from having his hard dick up my hole…. and he’s right.
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