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queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again but then they respond and it’s
sabrinagrimm: there’s ppl who have a favorite character and then there’s ppl who absorb them and assume their form and guess which one i am
lexlifts: thornsandwillows: If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook. But I thought a woman’s
jackiebuelahburkhart: i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
nuttedtwice: when youre nonbinary but people dont realize youre nonbinary because you dont appeal to nonbinary standards and appeal to gender binary standards and people assume youre a certain gender and you accept it because you dont want to explain
scyphozoic: rubyfruitjumble: teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing oh my gd
serpent13: 😏Bent over and laying down for My cane And My strap. My fiancé knows to assume a position and stay there until I finish punishing his ass, x x
tj-593: @jskrilla wouldn’t save me from 2 aggressive Australian men last night. He threw me down under. When you’re at the bar and sorta drunk and your friend starts making on an Aussie and you assume he WANTS this attention….but you
tj-593: jskrilla: tj-593: @jskrilla wouldn’t save me from 2 aggressive Australian men last night. He threw me down under. When you’re at the bar and sorta drunk and your friend starts making on an Aussie and you assume he WANTS this attention….but
jskrilla: tj-593: jskrilla: tj-593: @jskrilla wouldn’t save me from 2 aggressive Australian men last night. He threw me down under. When you’re at the bar and sorta drunk and your friend starts making on an Aussie and you assume he WANTS this
youngblackandvegan: As a rule of thumb Don’t assume you mean anything special to a person if they don’t show you and very confirm that’s how they feel. Don’t put on your detective hat and try to figure out if x means y and that leads to z. Because
i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
so today I gave a presentation on sex and sexuality in Medieval Islam and someone told me that there were faculty members in the audience visibly squirming and I was like whoops sorry, I must have made the mistake of assuming all adults are mature.
thealmightyshoe: phoenix-aflame: mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into
babecolate: I’m so tired. And don’t know what to do anymore. March 5th is the deadline trump gave for the whole DACA thing. And I’m so full of anticipated dread. I’m honestly so tired of people assuming everything will work out, and nothing does
I remember being ignorant and assumed all Latinos and Hispanics were Mexican. Until I met my best friend, who is Peruvian. I’m glad she stripped me from that bullshit and educated me. She teaches me so much about Latino culture.
microaggressions: When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name
thornsandwillows: If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook. But I thought a woman’s place
unwomanlythoughts: microaggressions: When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she
molly23: sigma-enigma: phantomrose96: The problem with the manic pixie dreamgirl trend in media is that it trains men to assume every girl they pass with a pretty dress, unusual hair, and sparkly eye-liner is some kind of deep and quirky and paradoxical
friendlydad: have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames
nomoremissnicebi: bisexualwhovian: A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.Nobody notices. A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.It’s a queer bar.People there assume they are a straight couple and ask them to leave because umm :/ this is a
tea-and-charcoal: rrueplumet: a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and
conbastard: Protoss Reaver Birthday cake a friend and I made for another friend. It’s safe to assume he like Starcraft. That is a Zergling that has been exploded all over the Creep, and it’s remains are made of licorice and ham glaze.
pastelpinkcheeks:bulletproofheartmp3:One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And
iswearimnotnaked: chulaspice: you’re never gonna get sympathy from me by saying “I’m skinny and people assume I have an eating disorder” i mean the years that my family called me “bones” and told me to “go eat a sandwich” and my aunt
secret-tacos: This has been coming for a long time. Okay, so assuming that 1) Mabel and Dipper’s school let out for summer break around the beginning of June, which usually does not happen, and 2) That they left for Gravity Falls immediately and didn’t
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: when i was 16 i had a convo with a friend about what we’d do if our future 20-something selves appeared suddenly to fight us and back then I assumed 20-something me would be even cooler and more powerful and that
Today I took my sister to an event at her middle school and everyone kept trying to hand me papers and stuff assuming I was another middle schooler till they saw my face piercings.I’m only 5′1″ ¼.And it’s true about what they say–
wholegrainbitchflakes: alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it. boom and there it is
jackiebuelahburkhart: i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity people assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
nikikittenniki: I have a lot of friends and followers who have a hard time understanding why I worship my wife Niki and decided to give her all the sexual power in our relationship and to assume the role of her cuckold servant while being told my sole
Conquer came back close to me, and I assumed he’d get right to it, but he started licking and sucking on my nipples. He then licked down my stomach and sucked on my inner thighs with the same devotion he had when eating me out. He had me so on edge
10thdoctors-companion: phoenix-aflame: mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came
one-time-i-dreamt: I was staying in a hotel for a convention and all of my friends left to hang out. I assumed they went to the top, the 46th floor and so I went up after them. Turns out they weren’t there so I got back in the elevator and it descended
one-time-i-dreamt: I was at the beach, eating a chicken sandwich and I started coughing. I coughed up a bone and assumed it was a chicken bone from my lunch. I kept coughing until I coughed up half a seagull, and then a giant liver. I had somehow managed
snackmom420: i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
