and im a potato
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He didn’t get the memo sry sasha pls come back. (Also long post because otp means twice the fun. For everyone who’s been asking for Sasha and Connie and the infamous potato scene that we do not speak of ever again.)
Seeing pretty girls on tumblr and feeling like a potato.
zombiepenguins: ponypls: felixelreparador: oddthepurplecat: newfuturehero: dimensionalhero: four-pokemon-derp-around: toorad4u: ask-beedrill: elliotthezubat: otaku-just-keep-swimming: reblog and add? angel potato attack on potato Potato Bear
in-my-mouth: Creamy Parmesan-Garlic Mashed Potatoes
foodopia: Potato Salad: Broccoli, almonds, cheese, and mint Smoked salmon, egg, and dill Avocado, egg, and French mustard Bacon, sun dried tomatoes, cheese, and basil
“good one, though, steven”(Submitted by shiro-neko-potato)
jr and his potato friend *^* See, it may not be so bad being a potato you guise.
catwithbenefits: wasp9000: sushicat34: why not jump on the meme bandwagon. I’m peaches Soap potato or peaches… Maybe all 3 in various parts I am Soap and Potato
derekhetrickart:Here’s a bunch of stuff I don’t think I posted here yet: some kobold Potato, Hyacinth with a sword, and a creepy halfling and dorf with matching leotards
deucebasket: I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip
fartgallery: groovyhobo: fartgallery: i was boiling some small potatoes on the stove and i pierced one with my fork to see if it was done and it made a very distinct “ummm?” sound. as if i was bothering it. and now i feel like i should just leave
potato-soaked-in-hate: (insp)
blobfossy: thegang-bangtheory: living the dream I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy
ninbooner: after coming back from grocery shopping, a single potato fell out of the car and instantly got run over, and it’s the saddest thing i’ve ever seen
femmepeaxh: femmepeaxh: reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn
Today I worked the busiest day of my life at my job (700 registered visitors wat). Also, I’m in the dining hall right now and “Thrift Shop” is on and all I can think of is the small potatoes. I hope everyone is having a good start to
I’m watching the cutest Small Potatoes episode with them talking about punk music and IT’S SO SWEET because it’s talking about being yourself and punk rock. EDIT: IT’S THE I’M A LITTLE RAINDROP EPISODE
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mamapef: raiderette-pookie: oceanicsteam: veggieburqers: beauty comes in all shapes and sizes I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg Ugh. My weakness. I am thankful for the many ways I can eat potatoes.
robinrealhood: no matter what you believe in, whether you’re religious or not, whether you have one god, twenty gods or no god i think we can all agree that potatoes in all their versatile forms are fuckin beautiful
ursulavernon:tastefullyoffensive:(photo via sunbolts)The Incas had over 3000 distinct cultivars of potato! Think what we could do if we’d branch out beyond the Russet Burbank and the little red-skinned thingies and the Yukon Gold! A potato for every
just-shower-thoughts: Its amazing how potatoes give us chips, french fries and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable
bisexualbucky: ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes.
oceanicsteam: veggieburqers: beauty comes in all shapes and sizes I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
Potatoes are cheaper than Ramen, have more nutritional value, and will keep you full longer
forgotteninferno: glittertitties: paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away this is the most beautiful
joltron:reblog this post and RANK the following things: bread, potatoes, rice, pasta
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
do-not-touch-my-food: Spicy Eggs and Potatoes
foodffs: Roasted Sweet Potato Rounds with Guacamole and BaconReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked!
guardians-of-the-food: Ham and Potato Corn Chowder
in-my-mouth: Sweet Potato and Kale Gratin
Roasted potatoes and kielbasa sausage recipeYou’ll need:3 lbs potatoes. I used yellow1 package of kielbasa ¼ cup of vegetable or olive oil 6 cloves of garlic, minced¼ of an onion, chopped2 tablespoons parsley½ tablespoon garlic
theldolmaster: gookgod: my dream last night was about my family trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. we found a greenhouse and started digging for potatoes. literally most of my dream was just me digging and picking potatoes shove a potato
notsufferingfrominsanity: beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
Mission success, potatoes have been boiled, potatoes have been mashed, and I made the water into a broth, my cooking prowess and pure unadulterated genius continues unmatched. I will prosper in the coming days.
drovie: afkland: drovie: drovie: Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.
glittertitties: paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away this is the most beautiful post i have ever
Tumblr makes me feel reallllllllly fucking bad and depressed about my appearance/body sometimes.
Rye and parsley crumbed Lamb Backstrap. Two potato bake and thyme gravy. #food #foodie #foodporn #foodieporn #foodofinstagram #foodgram #instafood #instafoodie #lamb #potato #sweetpotato #pumpernickelbread #pumpernickel #rye #wholegrainmustard #parsley
These are going in the ground this morning! Red Duke of York seed potatoes. Hopefully, 10 weeks from today, I’ll have some lovely fresh new potatoes. Perfect for par boiling, marinading and then grilling on the barbecue.
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