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You are not a person anymore, understand? You are a pathetic little bitch and you’ll be treated like one.
As a cuckold, this all the sex you’ll get and, believe me, you’ll beg for it and you’ll do lots of things to earn it. Like, wouldn’t you ask him to come inside your wife’s pussy if I let you come.
Honey, very soon I’ll be like I’m now, but sucking my boss cock.
Honey, very soon I’ll be like I’m now, but sucking my boss cock.
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Drogger in Glowing PinkBecause I had more EL wire that I wasn’t using. o3o I also have green, but it’s currently being used. I may get more, but currently I’m TOTALLY out of money trying to renovate the back room into a studio.
There’s simply not enough aro/ace Peridot in fanart/fiction works :’)
its wonderful because like i’ll get anon asks saying “omg quit being best girlfriend” and I’ll be like “oh tee hee you’re so nice” then turn around and be like YUP I JUST POOPED MYSELF
hotsoccergirl1234: Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not goingto be that picture again
Why the fuck am i chosen to draw 7pictures for my biology book project. Like wth there are 4 other ppl in this group who are only writing two sentences. Plus I sitll have an english book reading to do. All of this in 3 hours because then it’ll be
just look at the stars and we'll be there soon
sotosot: @pyrokai Seems to have had too many glamburgers. Seems they’re really transforming him into, like, a totally different person, and stuff! don’t go thinking I’ll be doing fanart now
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the
fun-mbti-analysis: MBTI Types In A Wedding requested by silverandgenius INFJ: It’s so interesting to me, how we decide to make this bond for life. This couple reminds me of my OTP. I wonder if I’ll be like my OTP someday. ENFJ: “Everyone, gather
Like for a starter!Rose wants to play, and I want to write! Open to anyone, but it’ll be easier if I know your character and what show/series they’re from! You can comment if you need a specific period of her life. For example, travelling
crazytwirlcurls: Just give me all of the “Izuku accidentally calling All Might ‘Dad’/All Might and Izuku father-son bonding” content in the world and I’ll be happy with life Took me like two weeks to finish but it’s DONE
secretly-of-course:people will suggest a new show to watch and i’ll be like hm none of the tumblr mutuals are posting about it it’s probably not good
I’m watching some SU reruns with my little sister and she said “Before we ever watched Steven Universe, whenever my friends were sad I never would’ve said ‘If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs’ but
walking-fandoms: I’ll be honest with you man, the Carol arc is what’s keeping me on the show.
maidsonas:“And it’ll be like Sabina all over again!”
penny-anna: penny-anna:penny-anna:ppl will conflate ‘children’s media’ w ‘bad/shallow media’ and then when they come across a bit of children’s media that’s good they’ll be like ‘aha this isn’t actually for kids!! loophole.’
uglyqt: i feel like when i’m done with tumblr i won’t delete i’ll just let my blog sit here and then like years later i’ll come on and if anyone is still following me i’ll be like “yooooo guys look i’m grown up! look these are my KIDS!
animeobsessed-ohandawesome: feelbender: water-tribe-korra: random-call-me-that: breecachu: SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE WE,AS A FANDOM, WOULD NEVER ABANDON LEGEND OF KORRA!!! TELL SOMEONE THAT YOU SEE THEM ON TV AND THEY’LL BE LIKE “OMG WHAT
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
stealthflye: Finally I made it this far. Now it'll be our turn to devour the titans!
I always wonder what you’ll be like.
bagofb0nes: naughtygirlmind: ho-ho-ho-homo: christ She could like literally rip my heart off and I’ll be like “yes please thank you” My queen.
Send me a nude with a number
my phone has been overheating super fast lately????
dailylenaheadey: It’s amazing the things that you cry at. I cry when I smell my son’s hair in the morning. We have a moment of peace and I’ll be like, “ahhhhh! How can you love this much?”
ravenclawairbender: by the time we all have kids Bryke will probably be on like the fourth sequel show and it’ll be a new Airbending Avatar and our kids will be like “golly who are all these old Avatars advising our Avatar” and we’ll just look
iwishihadafather: kenanthompsonbitch: iwishihadafather: im gonna make a tv show and it’s gonna be like punk’d but it’ll be called stab’d and it’ll be me stabbing people and going “YOU’VE BEEN STABBED!” and everyone will laugh and it’ll
fairy-club: whiskeyandoak: one day, i will have a room like this in my house and i’ll call it ‘the quiet room’ and there will be a window couch like this one with lots of big comfy cushions and it’ll be a small room with bookshelves covering
carcaize: fairy-club: whiskeyandoak: one day, i will have a room like this in my house and i’ll call it ‘the quiet room’ and there will be a window couch like this one with lots of big comfy cushions and it’ll be a small room with bookshelves
gotitforcheap: apple gonna get rid of so many features the iPhone 10 is just gonna be a pair of 900 dollar shoes and they’ll be like “walk to your friends to have a conversation, we’re revolutionized the phone call”
porcupet:i cant wait til my generation is old because we’ll be 150 years old in hoverchairs n the nursing home will be playing oldies like SHOTS by lil jon and we’ll be saying talking like “this shit gonna get so lit tonight” and the caretakers
onesubsjourney: his-submissive-girl: naughtygirlmind: ho-ho-ho-homo: christ She could like literally rip my heart off and I’ll be like “yes please thank you” Who. The fuck. Is this? his-submissive-girl OMG. Have you never seen Game of Thrones???
celestial-sexhair: okay: Imagine if everybody was born identical and then as your personality grows so do your looks so if you’re a bitch you’ll look be really ugly and if you’re like really nice and stuff then you’ll be like really attractive
persimmon444-deactivated2021052:Me trying to not go insane realizing that it’s 4 pm so soon it will be like 6 pm and I’ll have to start ‘winding down’ for the evening and then it’ll be 8 and then 10 and it’ll be time to do my evening activities
rebelisfolks: you can count on me; like 1, 2, 3 and I`ll be there and I know when I need it I can count on you; like 4, 3, 2 and you`ll be there, cuz that`s what friends are suppose to do oh yeah..
like this and you'll be entered into a cuddle raffle
anothersadist:give her food and dick and she’ll be happy Ooh yes 😍😍😍
steferine: click the + sign and reblog and you’ll be like
like-red-ash: findsomethingtofightfor: laracroftslover: nobodycars: THE HOLY TRINITY don’t you mean the UNHOLY trinity? Come with me And you’ll be In a world of pure procrastination I’ll come later.
nighttimers: If anyone ever loses their virginity to me, I’m going to text them after and be like oh you left something here, and they’ll respond what? and then i’ll be like your virginity haha it’s mine now bitch and you’re never getting it
I need to hire some guy to follow me around and when I get the feels, just be like “yo” and he’ll come over and pick me up. Then after like a couple seconds or a minute or so, I’ll be like “cool thanks” and then carry
ohdionne: Do you think people with UV headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?
shinypokemonstuck replied to your post: I think Karkat would like a big family… Would Nepeta like it? She can help with her children finding mates (so she can add it to the shipping charts) and they’ll be like MOOOOoooOOMMmmm Nepeta does adore
“This is planet Trendy, a poppin’ joint where you’ll find the hippest couples in the universe dropping it like it’s hot. If you want to show the bae that you da man, then you best turn up here. Her body and the place be swagger.
n4ughty-y: I feel like when I get married my husband is going to get so annoyed with me bc I want sex all the time and he’ll be like, “whoa chill babe we just fucked four times in like three hours.”
transgirltumbling: transfemz: yungbard: fiercetransgirls:rubythroatedblasphemer: snow-anne: fiercetransgirls: cis people try to clock you over the dumbest things. you can cough and they’ll be like “she coughed like a man!” lol who the hell
bonitaapplebelle: White boys can spend all day on youtube watching Illuminati and 9/11 conspiracy videos, but ask them about structural racism and they’ll be like “sources?”
labrownrecluse: headspace-hotel: why are schoolchildren so much better at detecting autism in girls than legit doctors after seeing a knowledgeable pediatrician ur whole life you’ll finally get evaluated as a teenager and they’ll be like “I am