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Then I’ll be all pumped up and someone will say “Dr.Jeff! Dr.Jeff! the NWO has got some sh*t on that truck!” and I’ll be like…Then I’ll free all the slaves they have working to uncover the Pyramid (if there aren’t any I’ll get
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at its finest THIS
chernoznamentsy:Mutuals will be posting about their problems on my dash and I’ll be like word? Lemme like that for you bro 😎
nedsseveredhead: Id like to apologize to all the Dragon Age characters ive yelled at because I misread the tone of a dialogue option
catgirlforeskin:It’s funny to me how with games like Rimworld, players will try to make the most evil colony possible and it’ll be like “yeah we run entirely on prison labor and when they die we skin them and turn them into hats” but it’s a
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at its finest
nickmillertime replied to your post: no but the empty hole inside herc’s chest where… just imagine how truly lost he’ll be when max eventually dies and i can’t imagine the dog really has that long left to live
plushers: Hey, so, i’m all for this sudden trend of neurotypicals using fidgets and stim toys (mainly fidget cubes and spinners bit still), like its helping normalise them, thats great, but PLEASE be respectful with how you use them. What i mean is,
willowcrowned:fanfiction is so unbelievably stupid you’ll be like oh i want to write about some finctional dudes and suddenly you’re knee deep in two hundred year old inheritance laws
malikthirst: sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
currentlyhungryaf:When someone is copying ur hw and complains about ur handwriting like bitch ur fuckin pushin it
saraaza: ok, pearl, stop sulking already. we all know you can heat your skin and evaporate the water in like two seconds, so you’re just being bitter + dramatic. pearl pls
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at its finest I do too, but I read everything and technically have all the time in
bechnokid: I can’t help but giggle a bit. After the KLK series finale airs next week, I’m pretty sure a lot of folks will be like “OMG KLK IS OVER, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?? ;_;” And I’ll be like “lol new JoJo on April 4th”.
pink-vulva: ima good friend because u can tell me anything and i won’t make u feel embarrassed or ashamed! u could say some shit like ‘girl i been having this weird discharge for like the past week’ and i’ll be like ‘wow babe are u okay?’
beyoncepatronus: i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
la-laborista-republiko:la-laborista-republiko:A lot of people have asked me to explain the whole “stock market” thing to them, and I’ll explain it, and they’ll be like “I still don’t get it,” and I just wanna, like, make it clear: The
brendasagenda: I just thought of the perfect way to come out! I’m going to tell my parents that I’m going to dress up as a lesbian for Halloween, then on Halloween, I’ll just wear my normal clothes. And they’ll be like, I thought you were going
stability: do you ever just decide someone is the greatest person ever after having one small positive interaction with them? Like I could have a 3 minute conversation with someone and then someone will be like do you know jessica? and I’ll be like
shanmustafa:having people who genuinely care about you is the dopest shit ever, you can fuck up, do some embarrassing dumb shit and they’ll be like ok.. still love you it’s fine and not be petty about it
jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once
gerardwhy: i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
orphancreampuff: fire-obsessed-heda: Lesbians are so weak for TV shows with lesbians in it like tell them that there’s a canon gay girl and they’ll be like “oh no I watched all 136 episodes in one night” And then convince half of the rest of
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
leggyboyjohnson: lesjade: homestuck canon is so wild that you can tell me virtually anything happened and i’ll believe you. like you can say “terezi murdered dave” and i’ll be like “that sounds about right” and actually i’m gonna have to
chainsawskind: roxilalonde: the striders have ruined blond men for me. i’ll be looking at a classical oil painting from fuckin 1508 with this one blond dude in the background and i’ll be like oh op must have been into homestuck I saw this at a gallery
drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
ocarina-0f-thyme: gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can
driftbitch:cis people are so difficult to talk to about gender because you’ll be like ‘I am quantum physics” and they’ll be like what the hell does that even mean, whereas trans people will just say, “ah good choice; I will be the sunshine,
fakethenip-deactivated20220809:being gay without an instagram is so funny cuz i’ll meet ppl and they’ll be like “what’s your insta” and when you say you don’t have when they’ll just never talk to you again
drakesquad:tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
ironinkpen: what’s better than this…. just teams being memes *pidge says anything* “shut up you’re like 12″ they argue over all noises, not just laser noises “and we’ll turn on the particle barrier and it’ll be like pshwoosh” “actually
drakesquad:tuggywuggy:drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter