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sasha grey - every sissy should have her conviction and dedication when it comes blowing dicks…I certainly she was sissy and did complete sex change, because no woman can love a dick and love giving blowjob like she does. Its at par with cock lovin
goldengray: (I hope I’m not being a creep if I say I’m reblogging this partly because I like the second image, and I’m trying to get used to the idea of how I will look after top surgery and figure out if making peace with my hips will become easier
ceramicsamurai: rcmclachlan: jasminescent: Aiden Shaw by Yang YI for Elle magazine (China) Feb 2013 THROW ME OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND CARRY ME TO OLYMPUS, HIPSTER ZEUS, I’M READY LOOKS TO FUCKING KILL.
I like to imagine the girl behind, being T, getting some sadistic kick outta having her own pretty slave. - D
tanglefootcomic: notmusa: neasura: I had to draw a responce to this, times like this it’s good that Kathrine works at a hospital also im such a big fan of these two blogs! haaha the little skull in the fumes is killin me I had to doodle a quick
anyone that has experience with gumroad - would you recommend it?Since I’ve found about it and I’m sort of CONSIDERING it as a possible platform to sell (fan)comic and art packs, sfw and nsfw likewise stuff like that since the idea of a patreon stresses
y0urbestie:i wish tumblr had polls so u could be like should i go for a walk and everyone would be like yes
The whole reason I stuck around to watch Sweden laundry was so Bom and Soochul could at least like idk get together? It was the ONLY reason for watching this. There wasn’t even a confession from Bom like she literally just said bye to him before leaving
chernoznamentsy:Mutuals will be posting about their problems on my dash and I’ll be like word? Lemme like that for you bro 😎
vexj: cheezitslut: pulpgang: “real life doesnt have trigger warnings” imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like “sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:” when everyone started going
strivingking: U.S citizens be like and the government be like
Gonna go watch the Packers and Bears game at a local bar. I expect there to be some asks or submissions, or something, when I get back! I know it’s been awhile, but I’m trying to be on here more. Talk to you guys then! - D
emmersdrawberry: all those ‘say no to drugs’ assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. they’d be like ‘hey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?’ and i’d be like ‘no
catgirlforeskin:It’s funny to me how with games like Rimworld, players will try to make the most evil colony possible and it’ll be like “yeah we run entirely on prison labor and when they die we skin them and turn them into hats” but it’s a
deciduey3:jimmyfury:smaragdos69:totally-a-wizard:fullmetalfisting:fullmetalfisting:God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it” Throwback to when I took
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow
pandanoi: Then again, this is not what I should be doing x___D Adult versions of Jean, Eren and Armin ♥ I imagined that Eren would wear bite marks around his hands and arms, I know those should heal and all, but I liked to think he had to do that so
I’m finally working four days a week now, so I actually have some money?????? I’m saving as much as I can, but I allowed myself to buy some candles and hand sanitizer and I’m like WHOAAAA HOLD UP YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
I hate being like “tell me I’m pretty/handsome/whatever the fuck I don’t have words that really work because GENDER” but it’d be nice to hear it right now
jessalrynn: bauliya:dressed-in-rain: adampvrrish:literally everything always feels like a performance to me. i’ll be uncontrollably sobbing and will suddenly be like wow i would’ve won an oscar for this I was in a beginner’s fiction writing class
I think its kind of funny how often I see people describe Pearl as practical when she’s probably the least practical of the three and always has been. Like, she’s logical and all but she does unnecessary flips and twirls all the time, which
I’m torn between the idea that Pearl would be scared of horror movies or the idea that she would be totally unable to even watch them because of how factually incorrect and nonsensical they are like “how could the monster jump out from that
of course, my suspension of disbelief with fiction is super high in general. Continuity errors, so long as they aren’t major (and even if they are, as long as it doesn’t flip-flop. Changing once doesn’t really bother me, especially with on-going
For no reason other than my own interest, I have decided on Risk of Rain character classes for the Crystal Gems.Garnet would be the Loader, Amethyst would be Acrid, and Pearl would be the Mercenary.Steven, I don’t think he’d be one but if I had to
i-run-a-trash-blog: One of my favorite aspects of Megamind is the hero/villain dynamic of Megamind being like “Metroman!!!! My ULTIMATE NEMESIS” and Metroman just being like “Hey whats up my funky lil blue pal?”
amitds: Sarada kind of acts like a Team 7 baby when you think about it. She has her mom and dad’s power and behaviours but she has Naruto’s dream and wants to be like him. She’s a SS baby who will carry on Naruto’s duties as Hokage later on.
i feel like a lot of artists are like “you can talk to me any time you want! i like making new friends!” but then it’s like all the people you see them talking to are fellow artists and it’s like lmao nope.
so like what if iwaoi personality swap & iwa calling oiks oikawa-chan or sth omf someone pls talk to me about this also setter iwa and jealous wing spiker oik b/c wtf iwaizumi those arms are MADE for spiking
dithe-r: “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, […] [and] burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.” (J. Kerouac) dedicated to all of you :) be brave friends!
I can imagine video game companies be like: “time to create a new character” and one guy be like, “ok how this…a straight white middle-aged man” The round table claps for it but then one shady guy in a corner interrupted
volkswagonblues: i imagine the three of them chatting like “look how much effort being in this film takes” and harrison ford being like “yeah i had to grow my hair out :((((”
bechnokid: I can’t help but giggle a bit. After the KLK series finale airs next week, I’m pretty sure a lot of folks will be like “OMG KLK IS OVER, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?? ;_;” And I’ll be like “lol new JoJo on April 4th”.
thisisanayin: ifyoucarryonthisway: fall out boy should make an entire album of just songs full of nonsense words and not include a lyric packet in the cd thing and everyone would be like what is he saying and hes actually just saying like wallet wallet
ohhhhkayy act like that. Either you’re pushing me away or you actually are a dick…. Either which way maybee I should get over you. Yeah. Maybe I should realize you’re not the person I thought you were. Yeah. That seems like a good idea.
undoherdamage: immortals falling for mortals immortals getting clingy and needy because you have so little time we need to make the most of it and their lovers being like chill i’ve still got like fifty years and we’ve already spent decades together
la-laborista-republiko:la-laborista-republiko:A lot of people have asked me to explain the whole “stock market” thing to them, and I’ll explain it, and they’ll be like “I still don’t get it,” and I just wanna, like, make it clear: The
solarselection: Titties are a powerful force Shawty could be like and I’d be like “aight cool”
wilwheaton:thirtytwoelvismovies:All the obits leding with Dole “having good jokes!” would be like when Bush 43 eventually kicks the bucket and the headlines be like: “was a really good painter!”To recap what a dangerous man he was, here’s a
disowns: i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
nerdishh: neraiutsuze: #i have headcanon that if dean ever met jensen he would just LAUGH at him #and at his life #until he saw danneel #and then his mouth would fall open and he’d be like ‘never mind dude. #you done good’ #i feel like
whatsupd0c: I want to spoil someone. I want to take them on cute dates and hold their hand. I want to cuddle with them and then have great sex. I want to be like “hey that’s my girl” and show them off to the whole wide world.
solluxsmatesprit: i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib
xubsdraws: Here’s a wip of @grittygratification and @submachine-bong being cute together because IT’S LUCA’S BIRTHDAY TODAY! 🍰♥️💯🎉 Luca belongs to @mummuart and he’s a gift and a joy to interact with (just like all her characters)
oneandonlygabriel: steegeschnoeber: oneandonlygabriel: I really, REALLY wish you could read this article about a father who started wearing skirts because his son likes to wear skirts and dresses and he wants his son to feel strongerLike, holy shit,
missmalena: omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about 趐 a year and we have to spend it
twelvefootmountaintroll: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
im laughing really hard at google’s prankif this stays all day my dad is gonna be so mad and confused LMAO
if i was a video game npc i’d probably be like that fox from persona 4 that would heal people for money and everyone would be like ‘wtf does a cat need money for’
before you use a gendered slur (99% of which are degrading to females) ask yourself what you find so offensive and abhorrent about being a girl or girl-like like what is it about the idea of behaving or looking or acting like a girl (what does that even
Christmas Pyrrha for xlthuathopec because they’re being a sweetheart and sending lovely messages and sourcing art and just overall being great, so here’s my Christmas present to you! Have a merry Christmas!
I cant get over how beautiful Hinata looks in The Last like seriously they payed CASH M O N E Y for that animation and I’m so glad
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