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jaynelovesdick: you don’t need a man to practice but the more you practice the more you will need men and men love girls who love to practice i am so much happier without a gag reflex and you will be to so practice, practice, practice So true and
“Twin belly shot from last week at 33w Pregnancy right now: babies move like crazy. Its really good to see from the outside, and they kick me quite alot in my ribs and bladder. And sometimes it looks like they kick each other and my belly moves
As a cuckold, this all the sex you’ll get and, believe me, you’ll beg for it and you’ll do lots of things to earn it. Like, wouldn’t you ask him to come inside your wife’s pussy if I let you come.
I swear I’m trying to draw thingsI just literally can’t get ANY poses to work and it’s really frustrating being in a “pose rut” Not even an art blockIt’s just the posingAnd wow does it all suck ass Ugh
I was just talking to my sister about My Little Pony and I meant to say “Diamond Tiara” but I accidentally said “Yellow Diamond” instead, and… That would be a very different situation for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, wouldn’t it
I’d like to watch a sweaty Friendship Tussle between Ember and Gilda
Look fam, you wouldn’t draw some pony rape, then go to the nearest child and be like “yo check this motherfucking shit out”My blog is marked as being NSFW by default. And with tumblr’s new filter system thing, that means you need to actively
floweris: hanzotitty: mad-maddie: I would like to give Props to the Overwatch fandom for taking D.va, who I had originally thought was sort of like this Evangelion-looking k-pop idol skirting–legal animoo waifubait and have brought to life instead
: So GD got the ‘cute’ concept for him to dress up the fan and when he was finished, the MC laughed at the way she looked and GD was being a sweetheart and defended her. T___T
amoratisse: coffeeandchapstick: amoratisse: why come coffeeandchapstick gets more beautiful each and every day and i still look like a potato u can’t spread lies on the Internet it’s illegal im the law and its unlawful for u to be this cute FuCK
Golly gee life been depressing for the last 2 weeks (technically 3 years if we are being honest) and it’s still going I’m so tired….. I just don’t want to do things but I have so much I need to do and tried of being fake with my friends when
Hey guys so this is suppose to be like my “last” cigarette. Even though I don’t smoke unless I’m drinking I have new music projects lined up and I want my voice to be optimal and I want to become great as a singer cuz I know I
I remember being young in English class and learning that there is always an antagonist in every story and I did NOT understand that. I’d be like….but WHY??When I’m outside looking at the sky, the trees, the nature all around me, I’m in awe
rexrandomex: Avia without her googles for once! And she seems to be in a good mood to boot. Wonder what that could be all about? Perhaps she and Tavian won a turf match? Maybe she finally convinced Tavian to try out a dish she made and he ended up liking
I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND NOTICED THAT THE NECKLACE D GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY WAS NOT AROUND MY NECK LIKE IT ALWAYS IS, AND I STARTED TO FREAK AND CRY, AND DROVE HALFWAY BACK TO WORK TO LOOK FOR IT. AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD LEFT IT ON THE BATHROOM
Hades and Persephone
ima cut an album, its going to be art pop. my band will be called the cardboard junkies. and we will make panties explode and jock straps snap. we r music.
i guess i’m not supposed to be wishing for them to be like the lannisters…
ileftmyheartindixie: Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*” Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
beyoncepatronus:jesus christ imagine working in a literal subterranean vermin infested basement mould growing out every hole working your ass off to convince priests to have a wank in the hopes of not being fed to giant dogs and then ms crowley walks
here is a Fallout 4 tip from me: don’t go into the Massachusetts State House unless you have lots of weapons and ammo (and maybe power armor) and some time on your hands. Don’t be like me and think “oh, it should only take a few minutes to go through
tbh, I don’t think I’ll ever be over how cute it is that in “Warp Tour”, Garnet and Pearl see Steven sleeping and so decide to bake cookies to surprise him with. I mean, it doesn’t work out because of plot reasons, but the sentiment is impossibly
twelvefootmountaintroll: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
finalfantasythings: I remember back in the day, I was so excited to turn 17 because that meant I’d be the same age as Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna, Zell, Selphie and Irvine (and a whole slew of other favorite characters from other fandoms I follow).
mysideofreality: I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
i honestly can’t get the idea of mizushigure/kouao double dates out of my head. like i know i’ve talked about this before but fuck if it wouldn’t be the cutest thing.(´ ▽｀*) especially when it comes to mizuki and koujaku. like they’d probably
extraterrestriallester: which part of your otp says “if you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion and which part tells the other “you know a dandelion is a weed, right”
fish-dinner-connoisseur: britteryikes: when fat girls be like i got a fat ass and it really don’t be fat its just a flat ass that happens to be attached to the rest of their fat ass
skinoutqueen: mozartflairofpac: skinoutqueen: skinoutqueen: We’ve entered Gemini season y’all and I just want y’all to know that I stand by all my brethren and sistren who have a gemini in their lives. Be strong this season and don’t let their
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
fierceawakening: ddnosakechi: koalatea: i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out
theendofyou: babestein: Anyone else could dress like CRB and I would be like, wow, this person lacks style for REAL get them some HELP but since it’s CRB it’s like cute and endearing?!1?! come on, thats the outfit of the century
pink-vulva: ima good friend because u can tell me anything and i won’t make u feel embarrassed or ashamed! u could say some shit like ‘girl i been having this weird discharge for like the past week’ and i’ll be like ‘wow babe are u okay?’
hey guys, if you’ve heard about the messaging system and aren’t on it and want to be, like this post and i’ll be sure to add you :)
gingeyy: So I’m keeping it a secret from my parents right now But I’m gonna apply to be a speaker at my graduate commencement :) I was scared to apply but I would honestly love to do it. And I’d love to surprise my parents but it’s KILLING me
naamahdarling: captainsnoop: i honestly dont know what i would do if healthcare was free here. i feel like i’d go to the hospital and they’d put me in the government funded sickness scanner and they’d be like “holy fuck dude, you got like, syndromes
sixpenceee:You know if i was a teacher and a student of mine was doing poorly, I wouldn’t call them out like “why haven’t you been doing hw, are you stupid or something”. I’d be like is everything ok and are you alright ? Because teenagers
If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bff with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me.
ugh, it rained on my afro and i don’t wanna do anything about it. i’m kind of drunk and lazy. fuck. this is one of the few times i wish i had a boyfriend cuz i’d be like: “can you twist my hair, bae?" this fro shrinkage
cyndaquilpoop: reichenfeels: shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea
There used to be a spider that lived in my car’s side mirror (and sometimes I would wipe away the web cause it caught too many leaves or something, and it would be replaced the next day) that I never had the chance to see or meet. It traveled with
jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once
heyblaine: i wish it was as easy to find the fics you want to read as it is to order food like you just called someone and said “hi i’d like a badboy/cheerleader au to go pls about 40k words rated nc-17 lots of h/c” and they’d be like “that’ll
ariana is so cute tho because she’s trying to blend in and be sexy but shes just so adorable and little and ugh, like baby girl you are hot but not in a sexy way, rock your cuteness
I simply can’t accept that I’ll never be able to experience what sexual pleasure can be like. It’s unbearably painful and slowly suffocating me.
Date idea, you gently bullying me and I try be the goodest toy and make you cum as many times you like while im denied and needy and dumb
I don’t like the idea of myself being in a relationship (sexual OR romantic) but by god do I love the idea of it and other people being in one like!! hell yes you found someone that makes you happy!! Thats so nice holy shit I just love when people talk
passific-rim-job: i’d be the worst PR-manager ever my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”
When you were talking about what age you wanted to be and you said you would talk to people and they would be like “oh shit!” I just busted out laughing! Thank you for being youY
silly monochrome scenario where weiss starts to realize shes having feelings for blake and doesnt know how to handle them. then one day blake and yang go out to hang in town or w/e but weiss gets suspicious so she drags ruby along to investigate
cougHs so I’ve already headcanon’d Luka being the kind of person/robot who just lazes around all day whenever she can so like, if neru was her gf she’d come over and just lay on top of Luka and play on her phone and that would be the
bonelord10000:evildilf2:People forget how much saul liked suggesting murder as a solution in breaking bad. He’d be like… well guys… what if u just killed the guy? ^_^ and everyone would be like SAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I never wanna watch any of this shit
