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manstink: Change the sheets? Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat! I want to be sexually abused in a bed like that, by a big man like that! The smell of cum, smegma and sweat would be like a drug.
Mailbag:“I’m hooked on your blog! My husband is above average, but now I constantly think of what REALLY big and THICK would be like. As I kneel before hubby sucking and stroking him, I fantasize about what it would be like to have Rick easing his
girthyencounters: Mailbag: “I’m hooked on your blog! My husband is above average, but now I constantly think of what REALLY big and THICK would be like. As I kneel before hubby sucking and stroking him, I fantasize about what it would be like to have
girthyencounters: Mailbag: “I’m hooked on your blog! My husband is above average, but now I constantly think of what REALLY big and THICK would be like. As I kneel before hubby sucking and stroking him, I fantasize about what it would be like to
The morning after that night, she got you to say several times that you still loved her, and added, “even if some people say that I acted like a slut, you must still be proud of being my boyfriend.”
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Dog be like, I like yoo, yoo is mah new fwuend..Cat be like, I enjoy this but imma not let you know that so i act like i dont care.
Looks like we have a clinch of a winner!The first ever commission I’ll do will be a YCH each for three ponies! Two slots will be auctioned, and one will be a free raffle for those who reblog and follow.I will be using this site for the two YCH auctions,
calibornsbottomboo: a fairytale where a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her
alwaysmeek: It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will gravitate.
clonepa2:i love staying out of the loop. like, “lol whats happening?” i dont fucking know!
everythingeverything2:everythingeverything2:you come out as bi and straight people be like “ok but only if you exhibit attraction to the ‘opposite’ gender” and gay people be like “ok but only if you exhibit attraction to
kidraaul: fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
madebytoast: if u told me a week ago that i would be drawing het fluff for alexander hamilton and elizabeth schuyler i’d be like…..who’s elizabeth schuyler BUT NOW I KNOW and oh man (i was going to link to a post that had posted this excerpt already
I was kind of amused by the answer at the SDCC panel about Jasper viewing Rose (Steven) as weak and how it basically boils down to that he’s small. And Rose was big, like Jasper. Like she’s like “wtf? Why are you small? You’re
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: being attracted to a character but also feeling like you are that character and also pairing them with several other characters
I hope my friends and I can be like Team 7… We’ve known each other for 10 years now and are going to graduate… Please let us be like team 7… Friends for 30 years +
kuogayku: I like to imagine that noiz has contacts but he never tells anybody so at one point he’s sleeping over at koujakus place bc he does n’t feel like going home and he’s takng out his contacts and koujaku sees him and is like “what the fuck are
pixelzombe: Imagine Mink taking Aoba to a carnival and winning him a huge stuffed animal by breaking the test your strength game.
greencarnations: voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly.
okay but like. what if slyao being super lovey dovey. like slyao cuddled up together, about to fall asleep, until aoba suddenly starts peppering kisses on sly’s face and sly’s just like hfkakfh what’re u doing and aoba is smiling like a giant
hajimeiwazumi: iwaoi wedding headcanons bc i’ve been watching too much say yes to the dress?? since iwaizumi and oikawa are both going to be pro volleyball players, their wedding will be like a national event where everyone wants to be invited but
kitsunezakuro:based off this post also some of ya’ll need to chill, Otabek turned 18 in october and Yuri will be 16 in 3-4 months, the age gap is like 2 years and 4 months or something dumb like that kill me i will go down with this ship
onlyblackgirl: blackgirlcrisis: grandmasterbooty: slayshana: gifteddysfunction: This Key and Peele skit about bullying needs to be taken seriously…. The truth be like. bubbles is his dad whoa Key and Peele’s whole show needs to be taken
chellzaintshit: laybaby143: trublulotus: understand that telling women how they should dress or behave in order to be “respected” is EXACTLY LIKE white people trying to tell black people and other POC what is and is not offensive. you do not get
calibornsbottomboo: a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her
whoir: tbh it wouldn’t be that hard at all to make a non-binary inclusive game, like instead of choosing male/female in the beginning they could just skip straight to customization, and it could be like a blank slate type thing, and you could add skin
thoughtkick: “Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.” — Sylvia Plath
theclockworkphoenix:tinytmas: gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you
pochowek: Imagine living in feudal japan and getting assassinated with a shuriken. you know how hard its gotta be to hit someone with that thing? i wouldnt even be mad. id ascend to heaven and meet god-sama and he’d be like…… sir look at your death
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
I wanna give advice and talk about life/relationships/sex/opinions because SOMETIMES IM IN THE MOOD FOR GIRL TALK BUT NOT SPECIFICALLY WITH ONLY GIRLS AND I HAVE NO ONE AND I LOVE GIVING ADVICE AND BEING A BIG SISTER BUT ALSO LIKE HEARING ABOUT OTHER
miraruinada: “I’m right ‘ere! I’m a proud child of the Godkiller! I’m gonna be like ‘em when I grow up! I’ll be strong and powerful!” “ Hey there kiddo, uh, that’s nice. Always shoot for the stars. Um .
i just realized, the trope i said about one person liking the other person they originally found annoying through time and being togetheris basically what happened with Mako and Wu and i ship them right next to Korrasami LOL
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
artofkace: kipo age of wonderbeasts be like here is a desperately lonely 8 yr old who WILL kill a man you may now die for her and we be like ok, absolutely, thank you
drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
ocarina-0f-thyme: gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can
drakesquad:tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
I don’t think you understand how much I wanna cosplay Yang.like I think i got the body and height for it, ive been working out since i was a kid during sports so im in shape with all that bara jazz and im 6'0’’ AND IM 17 SO LIKE??? all
ironinkpen: what’s better than this…. just teams being memes *pidge says anything* “shut up you’re like 12″ they argue over all noises, not just laser noises “and we’ll turn on the particle barrier and it’ll be like pshwoosh” “actually
tuxedo-bomber: (cross-posting from twitter!) you know how everyone is huddling around reiner’s neck in snk 48? I feel like in a modern AU, he’d be that one guy who drives everyone around in his car and thus, shingeki no road trip AU was born
drakesquad:tuggywuggy:drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
