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drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
afro-elf: i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill”
drakesquad:tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
w4t3vr: sexclaimes: thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow: sexclaimes: First tattoo and couldn’t be happier. On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool. .. Not You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I
blow-jorb: drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have
i want to go to hollywood and find vince vaughn and just like… convince him to live in a dumpster with me.
It looks like I’m just going to have to call a bunch of mutual friends and just be like hey I probably can’t be friends with you anymore, because I can’t expect you to stop talking to someone who has become very, very toxic to me, but
aristotlemendoza: The whole world seemed to be quiet and calm and I wanted to be the world and feel like that. Happy Birthday, Aristotle Mendoza! (August 30, 1971)
bethanyactually: holdingontoyoufordearlife: Subtle, Jeffrey. this will never not be funny he’s like a schoolboy with a crush they’ll be like seniors and he’ll still react this way to her (via wallowsinthecloud)
Steven, Grizz, and Jake would be, like, the best morale-boosting squad. Like, if you were feeling down, they’d be bound and determined to cheer you up and convince you of how awesome you are
I was lying on the floor (with my dogs) and went to get up, but I leaned on my hair while getting up so I just got yanked back downand I have to think that sort of thing must happen to Amethyst a lot. But she’d just be like “eh, whatever” and continue
funneldate: I LIKE THE INTERNET BECAUSE I CAN SAY “I JUST POOPED” AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE “OH HOW WAS IT” IF I SAID THAT IT REAL LIFE I WOULD BE CONDEMNED AND SENT TO THE DEEP AND DARK BOWELS OF HELL
zwamboobs: I’ve seen people on tumblr and twitter be sarcastic like “the news will be like unarmed black man killed by the police spent 2 weeks in jail back in 1999” but I didn’t think I’d actually see something exactly like that mentioned
drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
kiefbowl:men go so hard for men. the most degenerate, disgusting man could enter the room and you could be like “yo that dude is a creep he asked me for feet pics and I don’t feel comfortable around him” and your friend of ten years will be like “he’s
catgirldirk:adult cartoon shows will be like our main character is a deeply flawed man and he is in no way a good person and dudebros will be like wow this is someone i should model my entire personality after and spend my time defending.
stability: do you ever just decide someone is the greatest person ever after having one small positive interaction with them? Like I could have a 3 minute conversation with someone and then someone will be like do you know jessica? and I’ll be like
miss-nerdgasmz: 8oo: nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door
worstnotp: Krista doesn’t like Ymir romantically and it would be wrong for Ymir to force Krista to like her. Which is the only way they’d be together. you clearly don’t read the mango
