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All that I want in life is to be like one of these girls and have a t-girl/sissy/CD lesbian sister like the other one…Be happy like these girl on beach, having the time of our life…is it too much to ask?
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yuu-jin: Hongbin: looking closely now, there’s a lot of pretty starlights Hyuk: like when you go home, mom will be like, “so-and-so celebrity is really good looking~” and say something like this. such… words… i’m not quoting it or anything,
bearicorn:afronerdism:guerrillatech:Eugenics I just felt these tags were too important not to add @blacksasuke and then white people blame black people for being distrustful of doctors and medicine in general :^) love to see it
glumshoe: vampireapologist:Ents as state park naturalists is adorable but their tree ID hikes would be wild bc you’d be like “what’s that tree” and it’d be like “we’ve never met. I don’t know its name” and you’re like …… .I
swordfaires: dean be like yeah i got diagnosed wit ptsd…. PROFICIENT TALENT FOR SUCKING DICK!! and sam would be like dean you have at least 5 distinct diagnoses according to the DSM V and deans like haha dick sucking manual
tzysk: I forgot that I promised to post this~ My Bee and Puppycat short from Issue #4 Boom! Studios the difference between me and bee is that i would call down and ask if i could pick it up the same day and they’d be like no but i’d be like
naughtyyavocadoo: When I’m tired, I’m either extreeeemely happy or completely unresponsive, like a zombie. There is no inbetween.
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
Fandom should respect my fic needs. Like writing something focused on Armin and Mikasa’s friendship and like. idk. Armin being vaguely jealous that he just isn’t as jacked as she is and she’s like u gotta stop bc you’re perfect
willowcrowned:fanfiction is so unbelievably stupid you’ll be like oh i want to write about some finctional dudes and suddenly you’re knee deep in two hundred year old inheritance laws
riverselkie: i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
oylmpians: oylmpians: after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005) social norms after the pandemic are going to be like: "did
magpieandcompany: frozenfoxfire: I would legitimately be incapable of eating this cake he’d be staring at me and I’d be like “oh god no I’m so so so sorry” and touch his nose I was like “what is that weird head shape??? what species
dramaticdragon: I love how sumo was the one who was like ‘no clarence. Jeff said no.’ like sumos suddenly responsible???? cutie I wonder if its because Sumo has, like, a million brothers and understands things being off limits and being possessive
saraaza: ok, pearl, stop sulking already. we all know you can heat your skin and evaporate the water in like two seconds, so you’re just being bitter + dramatic. pearl pls
charlottelabouff: It’s a scientifically proven fact that if you are from the south and u say that u are cold, northerners will come flocking to you from literally every fucking direction screaming shit like “U DONT KNOW COLD!! I AM FROM THE NORTH!!!!
I can’t be too sure but judging from that short promo it looks like “Watermelon Steven” is indeed boarded by Hillary Florido & Katie Mitroff as I thought since Steven looks quite a bit like he did in “Secret Team”. But
My little sister just said to me:“There should be a movie about Pearl and Rose from before. Like how they met. And then during the war. And when they meet Garnet and Amethyst. And then up to when Rose became Steven. And there would be sad music.”What
jen-iii: The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like,Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’Amethyst,
leons-sexy-hairflip: when mikky gets back from mexico i’ll ask her what she did and she’ll tell me stuff and then she’ll be like so what did you do gracie and i’ll be like waited for you to come home oohhh…. i’ll be back soon my
sparklegance: I can imagine Hinata and Sasuke having awkward conversation and Hinata being like “Do you remember the first time we talked?” And he would be like “no?” And hinata would remind him “I was surprised to see you so I called your
silverie-stitches: lusoric: gallowscalibratorh3h3: ……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED
notebookthief: worldaccordingtofangirls: some day i”ll go to a therapist and they’ll be like “where did it all start” and i’ll put my head in my hands and mumble “there was this one website…” and the therapist will be like oh no not
d0nn0: 7ae-deactivated20140920: grass pen this is actually so good because you can be in class and someone will be like do you have a pen i can borrow and you can just be like nope all i got is this fucking plant no pens for you to never give back
craigslistdad: craigslistdad: fennekinfatale: all up in da pussy like and then it be like and then it be like
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
I have the greatest idea. All of the Harry Potter fans on Tumblr could get jobs and get heaps of money so that we can build a castle exactly like Hogwarts, and then we can all live there. and it will be magical, and it would be like living at Hogwarts.
gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
australiansanta:god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put
stability: do you ever just decide someone is the greatest person ever after having one small positive interaction with them? Like I could have a 3 minute conversation with someone and then someone will be like do you know jessica? and I’ll be like
shesbluntedd: its fucking cute how you can be so used to being treated like shit your whole life and then you find one friend who swears their genuine and ends up being like everyone else. then they give up on you because you’re not fucking good enough
lordsnow: “I’m going to check into a hotel,” she grins, “and they’ll be like, ‘Can I see some ID?’ And I’ll be like, ‘Yeah, you can.’ BAM. That will be great.” (x)
perspectave: i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably
gerardwhy: i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy
slaylorswifts: one direction is always gonna matter to me like my kids are gonna be like “mom please come to my basketball game im voted mvp and its my last game ever because i have to get surgery on my knee” and im gonna be like “no can do ziam-larry
worldaccordingtofangirls: some day i”ll go to a therapist and they’ll be like “where did it all start” and i’ll put my head in my hands and mumble “there was this one website…” and the therapist will be like oh no not another one
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
every morning I wake up and feel so stressed and anxious and sick to my stomach and it’s been like this for 5 days and won’t stop (and will only get worse) until my driving test is done. I wish I could just be normal and only worry about it the day
Every time a dad does something that a dad should be reasonably expected to do, people want to be like OMG DAD OF THE YEAR BEST DAD IN THE WORLD and it’s like no???? He is literally doing what he should be doing??? He is fathering his children???? Is
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
rosetylr: I’m one of those assholes that never want a show to end like it could be season 22 and there’d be no plot anymore and it’d just be my favorite characters in a nursing home and I’d be like yaaaassssss you eat that oatmeal baby you go
graynard:life used to be so fucking simple. you could just be the guy whos really good at making ropes and that would be your entire life
carpenters3: nobody looks at you in california. you could be bouncing around nude on a pogo stick and people will be like “continue on your journey namaste.” you wear like a weird pair of shoes in boston and you will be fed to the dropkick murphys
anyway if HS is reaching a “gay singularity” (which means it’s becoming hella gay) what if Johnroxy turns out to be the only straight ship in it that would be hilarious
