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She found your wife very attractive. She knew every woman at a lesbian wedding wonders, “what would it be like to …” and also how to successfully approach a supposedly-straight married woman. Now, when you have sex with her, your wife
Honey, would you like to stay and watch?.
If we ever got a plaything (read: sex slave) I’d still really wanna get our dog a kennel…I don’t know that there’d be much room for him in it, though. - D
Is it weird that if I was asked to use one word to describe this photo, it’d be cute? - D
soof:Helped out a friend who needed a model for a lingerie shoot, was a lot of fun to be part of! T: I’ve done a boudoir shoot as a present for D and it was a blast! I’d recommend every girl do it at least once in their life.
thisyearsgirls: “You and me together would be like a four alarm fire in an oil refinery.”“Sounds cozy.”
HERE IS THE FIVE HOURS WORTH OF BUTTONS I DREW LAST NIGHT NGHH these are all custom and will only be made into actual buttons for the winners who requested them the prompts from left to right: mymphr: Johnlock hugs? xinspiralx: flustered John and smug/fli
Eminem and I share the same birthday too
spoopy-boob: You don’t understand. I ship them. So fucking much. Probably one of the most masochist pairings I ship. Eren used to see him as an example to follow, a big brother. HE WANTED TO BE LIKE HIM. And now he hates his guts so much, because the
myeroticbunny: With a loud cry and arch of her hips, my wife came yet again on his thick, rock-solid cock. I’d never imagined she could be like this. I heard her sobbing softly, over-whelmed with pleasure by the amazing number of times he had brought
No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever
Every child trying to watch the Heart of the Crystal Gems arc on the Fourth of July be like
princessharumi: My Pokemon Go team leader charms are finally here !! Thank you to everyone who has preordered a few weeks ago, your charms are packaged and ready to be mailed. I still have leftovers so if you’d like to order when click the link below
I guess, I never posted it here lmao, dat’s a doodle of AsrielI used to be such a furry lol, also in here, IDK where I was going with the design and stuff, I guess I’d have to draw him more to figure that out
this blog started out as me wanting to make tasteful nsfw stuff and ended up being an outlet for me 2 express my sexuality through gross ass porn
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at its finest THIS
i was so worried at the end that marie was gonna be like “oh gus, i miss u i want u back bb :(” but she pulled a “im remarrying shes wonderful :)” and DIPPED bitch said BYESEXUAL
kimyoujinis186cmofpuregoodness: Let’s give Seo Do Yoon a lot of 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 for being the best, most tough, understanding and reliable ride or die body guard / friend towards Kang Chul The true MVP here tbh
insanefromreality: Love kills, lets be like Sid and Nancy. Nancy was so pretty.
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: look at what my teacher wrote on my lesbian hero myth I’m going to scream they literally get married on this page im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+
saundering: lesbianvenom: remember when every harry potter movie came out and everyone would be like “okay no THIS is the best harry potter movie ever” and now in retrospect we can all agree that prisoner of azkaban is the best movie excuse me
Patrolling the underage tag to report the fucking shit out of the pedophiles there, but also reporting the worrying amount of underage kids posting nudes??? Y’all get tf off this site and wait til you’re older, you’re in genuine fucking danger??
mabelsguidetolife: harveyjames: lovelyrosebun: hikenbakuzan: crimson-blade-cosplay: deliveryxiao: NO WAY LMAO Omfg I’M DONE Yesssssss For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone
broodingsoul: broodingsoul: You know what I want out of a Buffy reboot? I want a trans slayer. I want someone assigned male at birth but pre-transition to show up with all the slayer abilities and everyone to be like “a boy slayer wtf???!!!” and
ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: Sometimes I forget that I really am pretty weird and my experiences are fairly far afield from “normal.” This girl who I vaguely knew from the coffee shop showed up one day and said she thought
heal-teavibes: sunfl0werpetal: rainbow-ginger-butterfly: wholetjackdrive: queerart-civildisobedience: European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other
pizza: i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole
unfortunatesalmon: lameborghini: if u wear heels to school i have a few questions: 1. why i wore heels to school today and i have an answer friend it improves posture it looks nice when i walk i go clip clop clip clop it’s a huge confidence booster
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at its finest
she’s really uptight and he’s really wacky it’s a whole new and completely unused idea!
stateofdusk: I’m one of those people who makes random noises all of the time and repeatedly sings phrases like “I hate the world” and “what the fuck am I doing”
ruffruffren:So… To get Clear ’ s badend, you take away his freedom to choose, his right to think for himself. As a consequence Clear takes away Aoba’s freedom, his right to think and act for himself. I never thought of it that way before.
unfollower: when people draw me things and say “sorry it’s so shitty”???? u could draw me a stick person and I’d be like wow thank you for spending time on something to give me it’s beautiful you’re beautiful I love you
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
you-oughta-know:I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like
the-ineffable-bad-wolf: Ten: Rose and I don’t have pet names for each other Jack: Uh huh. Hey, do you know what bees make? Ten: Honey? Rose [from the galley]: Yeah, babe? Jack: Don’t lie to my face again.
glassiskies:young man your CAR is on FIRE and you’re still SITTING IN IT and frankly it’s in no fit condition to drive!!!
jamesscarstairs:mr darcy be like “i know a spot” and then hides in the corner of a ballroom
malikthirst: sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
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