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journeyofaformaljockboy: orangehares: journeyofaformaljockboy: orangehares: journeyofaformaljockboy: orangehares: journeyofaformaljockboy: orangehares: If I did get chavvy tattoos it would probably be like this :) and im shamefully a lil turned
“Remember when you said Britain leaving the EU would be like breaking out of jail?”“I don’t like it.”
kearata: DEVON LEBRON? the white guy be like
deviantdomi: Happy Thong Thursday gais! With rainbow sox and pink leopard print undies :D Today’s just gonna be a themed day, cause I’m too lazy to post professional content. - D
depravedmilf: british-milfs: Danica flashing her tits in supermarket car park. OMG !!! How come dey ain’t no fine black women like this round here? All these fat bitches round here just eating everything and then they be like; “I’m
houseofyonce: Dude, I would follow you into hell, brother! I would take you on my shoulders, like I’d strap you up and I’d be like, ‘let’s go through hell.’
if Lion and Garnet fused, this is what it would look like
cats522: transbliss: weloveshortvideos:Is that really a pumpkin? LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND I would have legit died right there THIS HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY TWICE
femharry: i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
Nothing like adorable peoples’ fursonas and Russell Howards good news to get you back to moderate sanity again ^u^
junotdiazzled: the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”
tainbocuailnge: talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
gotitforcheap: apple gonna get rid of so many features the iPhone 10 is just gonna be a pair of 900 dollar shoes and they’ll be like “walk to your friends to have a conversation, we’re revolutionized the phone call”
andiest:penis-peeper:penis-peeper:trans people make mundane things so exciting and new. a trans woman could tell me her name is Sarah and I’d be like oh fuck Sarah is actually a very cool sounding and intriguing name I love it . congratulations on having
plum-soup:Dudes will have cum dripping out their ass and be like “let’s cuddle🥺🥺no homo tho”
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
watsonisgay: getsherlock: i bet sherlock will go to do something stupid and john will be like “don’t you dare, william sherlock scott holmes!” and sherlock will say “or what, john hamish watson?” and they’ll just stare at each other for
harrystylesdildo: ducks-fucking-lilo-and-stich: harrystylesdildo: Fireworks start going off in the ghetto and white people be like as a white peson,i am white and not taylor swift, when fireworks go off i do not turn into her HOLD UP!!!!! YOU’RE
super1eklectic: double standards I suck dick if i want to…and Imma still be classy!! This will never stop being funny to me.
aroagentwashington: aroagentwashington: you know this summer someone’s going to be like “it’s too hot” and some nerd will reply “hot damn” don’t believe me just watch hot damn.
ksands21: masterofthecunt: Show her you care. Yessssss!!!! Now this is a girl who loves to take dick balls deep in the back of her throat and she doesnt even gag or choke on it 😱😱😱 i need to stop being a bitch and take a cock like that
pakeeztani: dietcrackcocaine: ibtasem: Imagine the day has come to meet Allah and He says “You can enter Jannah now!” and you’d be like “Really?” in disbelief and He replies “Really.” Imagine, guys. My heart would melt. “no not
talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
plvntstrong: becomingwonder-woman: I think learning to say “She’s beautiful and I am also beautiful” is really important. So many times we just compare and contrast ourselves against other people but it doesn’t need to be like that. Someone
just-shower-thoughts: The reason I like staying up so late so much is because between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. It’s so
aartyom: I was just trying to be coolI was just trying to be like youWhat am I supposed to do?
venfield8: Combat Ready ( Coach Camo Backpack ), 2015 V E N F I E L D 8 In school and spotting that hot teacher and then pretending to trip and getting up be like
memewhore: I would be pissing my pants laughing if Tyler did that to me And I’d be like, “Don’t forget - phone number!”
trashystashie:this is the most beautiful, perfect and pure video I have ever seen.
No lie niggas be posting vids on these sites and the caption be like
i almost cried at lunch today because my friend told me she was bi, she thought i knew but i didnt and i could tell she was freaking out waiting for my reaction and i was just like “i wish you were a lesbian, lesbians are awesome” and you
jaclcfrost: 18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word
ask me things like anythinnng and I will be the happiest bun in the world
Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job
Combination Of Maxwell Bad Habits and good liquor
oh hey kinda exciting news, im changing where im getting my YOI charms made, gonna try out this other place with my friend who is ordering for me and the charms are gonna come out glittery <3 so really exciting !
hotdominicanmom: johnniewaswolf: brinajay-27: lovemissangela: iamncgalactic: hotdominicanmom: Amazing White media be like Did they literally say a monster A monster?? 😂😂 It’s never that serious It’s GAWKER it’s sarcasm It is ALWAYS
Have you ever wanted to fuck somone so much that it actually hurt to not be able to just go there, rip her clothes off and fuck her until she lose her voice from screaming and moaning?
queer-apocalypse: 》When all the world is spinning ‘round like a red balloon way up in the clouds and my feet will not stay on the ground you anchor me back down《 Kyoot shit from the last con I attended~ ♡ With me as John and @rosesmaycry
chainsawskind: roxilalonde: the striders have ruined blond men for me. i’ll be looking at a classical oil painting from fuckin 1508 with this one blond dude in the background and i’ll be like oh op must have been into homestuck I saw this at a gallery
sorry:I have a bad procrastination problem that it will eventually get to the day of my death and I would just be like nahhh i’ll do it tomorrow
There’s this girl in one of my classes that would be like the /perfect/ smoke&hookup buddy; the way she dresses, the way she looks, a cute face and a flawless body. Evidently though she’s a sophomore in high school… so she’s what, 16 at most?
rosecrystal:Men will be like you are so pretty how can I make you mine while putting in zero effort and doing the bare minimum 😍
latenightskates: do you ever wake up and just crave intimacy? Like you’d give anything to have woken up with someone’s arms around you and to be able to feel their breath on your neck? Idk i’m lame
iamgvamor replied to your post: this blog is gonna be like a mix betwe…Coolio. Will your tagline for the blog be “it’s also a gem.”? Can’t wait to see your next art project. Steven Universe has been a total awesome show, so glad it’s
OkaY speaking of IRL character stuff I’m pretty sure I can pull of Jasper at the very leastMe and my friends are talking about going to a con and cosplaying Homeworld gems and im gonna be Jasper, now all I need is my dad to pay for my gym membership
natawhat: wrotemyown: seriously tho what if steven just ADOPTS all the different gems homeworld sends to try to deal with the situation? and eventually you get one of the diamonds being all “STOP STEALING MY SOLDIERS” and steven’s just like “NO!
