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brokenpencilsharpener: I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols
inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer
brokenpencilsharpener:I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking
quizzical-paradox:what the fuck. hey why are yall classifying WTNV as “ancient problematic media” because people liked it in 2013. am i not FUCKING allowed to like things if they’re not from 2018 or later. i refuse to forget about it
on-cloud-mine: I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking
zoe-mariaxo: brokenpencilsharpener: I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with
on-cloud-mine:I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother
toooldforthissh–stuff: inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and
strangors: brokenpencilsharpener: I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water
matvrity: kerenvaisblay: inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and
sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts of mine like “today on the couch my mom said she really likes celery” *reblog* why?? did this happen to you too? are you mocking my mother? what’s happenninnnng
ugh im sad and mopey and sicky and my boobs hurt like hell and I’m all hormonal this is the woooorst
big-sugar: toodomforyou: ilphdorl: nyx-nymphette: Daddy doms on tumblr be like Send this to todomforyou they have bunch if stuff like this Of course, because he’s so good for you he has to demand your listening. He couldn’t just possibly demonstrate
walk-like-an-egyptian replied to your photo: Ignore my face and focus on MY BEAST NEW… gurl dem murderers will just be like “i cannot even touch dis gurl she cant hear me in dem nice headphones” thank :“) I hope I don’t get murdered
robotmango: i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll
shinypokemonstuck replied to your post: I think Karkat would like a big family… Would Nepeta like it? She can help with her children finding mates (so she can add it to the shipping charts) and they’ll be like MOOOOoooOOMMmmm Nepeta does adore
idk i was working on a commission and then i suddenly started to think all of this and i got upset LOL i really don’t want to get too upset tho because who knows what the rest of the story will be like y’know? but with everything that has happened
haha amazon is so shitty, like you buy something with prime/2day shipping and then it takes like 4 days instead
thatqueerwerewolf: As a bisexual who spent many years trying to figure out which type of attraction was “real” attraction, let me just say that it is perfectly fine and normal to be attracted to different genders in different ways
n4ughty-y: I feel like when I get married my husband is going to get so annoyed with me bc I want sex all the time and he’ll be like, “whoa chill babe we just fucked four times in like three hours.”
i want a boy best friend and i want to talk to him everyday and at night he would call me and we would talk till im sleepy and he’d be like ‘goodnight sweetie’ and then i’d get butterflies in my stomach just thinking about him then we’d fall
