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tbh while it super disappointed me I do kinda respect the Final Fantasy 7 Remake for being, like, the absolute best and most fun gaming experience I’ve had in a long time for like 99% of it only to full on punch me in the gut while my guard was down
lucatiel: widowmetra dynamics are probably like widow would just come in like “satya you would not believe what i saw today” because she uses her sniper to scope out that gossip and symm would be like: “tell me”
opalsandcream:biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t
patina-millers-biceps: kingscrown666: weasowl: radbadbish: werewolfofsector2814: strawberryinstantoatmeal: i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just.
theballgame:if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO
brokenpencilsharpener: I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols
inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer
matvrity: kerenvaisblay: inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and
only a handful away from a follower milestonei kinda feel like a grandpa being like, where the hell did you kids come from - get off my lawn! but only not because I like that you’re on my lawn. but yeah i don’t know why you guys are following
captainbaddecisions: ♥Do you want to be with♥♥Somebody like me?♥
thegirlfrommexico replied to your post “My favorite part of Silent Hill 4 is when Richard plummets, like, 4…” My favorite part is when Henry finds Cynthia bleeding to death after being horribly mauled by monster is he’s all like U OK?
*haunting piano intro*(Turn around)Every now and then we get another new episode and it ends a long hiatus(Turn around)Every now and then we get another new episode and it kicks off another Stevenbomb (Turn around)Every now and then we get another
Oh whoa in one week (August 9th) I’m gonna be three whole decades old
artemispanthar:artemispanthar: I was trying to think up a good fake horror movie title (for a fic I’m writing) and I’m genuinely surprised “Helltel” isn’t a real horror movie title yet HelltelHelltel II: Revenge of the BellboyHelltel III:
brokenpencilsharpener:I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking
what if ken and daisuke became letter bees and wormmon and v-mon were their dingos and they wore fucking matching handkerchiefs and kens hat was too big for him and daisukes strutting around like he’s the coolest thing ever when really he’s
littleblondeadventurer: inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and
hugstyles: why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
lost-and-so-not-found: I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols
dappledwind: stranger-dustin: And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like,
i put the cash money i saved for my vacation in a safe place but i always forget where i put stuff so i made a lil reminder note in my phone but i didn’t want to be too explicit about iti put it in a jar and i put that jar way back in the bookcase behind
goddesswithinyou: “We had a lot of trouble with western mental health workers who came here immediately after the genocide and we had to ask some of them to leave.They came and their practice did not involve being outside in the sun where you begin
I hope you see this. I cant believe you did this to me. To us You’re not the person I thought you were. I guess you were all talk. Treated me like a princess and I treated you like a king and that wasn’t good enough was it. It was suddenly
starrdork: I’m going back for what’s mine. It’s going to be Revenge of the Boyega. I’m going back to that set and going to be like, “J.J., [give me] the Stormtrooper helmet, the leather jacket, and the lightsaber.”
turing-tested: tenderly-carmine-is-mildly-gay: turing-tested: i keep fucking stepping on raw chicken and thinking its a slug and having to be like ???? why would a slug be in my house hey op can i ask a question absolutely not
thickness-protection-program:Liking someone’s sad post on Tumblr is the online equivalent of seeing a random stranger on the street crying, smacking their ass, and being like “keep up the good work sport”
cosmic-cyclosa: ylwkirby: What’s it like being 21 and older
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
i'd very much like to find a stranger's journal and read it and it would be like reading their mind
shanmustafa:having people who genuinely care about you is the dopest shit ever, you can fuck up, do some embarrassing dumb shit and they’ll be like ok.. still love you it’s fine and not be petty about it
singitforgabilliam: If I won a gold medal at the olympics I would wear it to school every day and someone would he like “hey lol I got an a+ on my ap math test!” and I would be like I won a fUCKING GOLD MEDAL AT THE OLYMPICS
becomingwonder-woman: I think learning to say “She’s beautiful and I am also beautiful” is really important. So many times we just compare and contrast ourselves against other people but it doesn’t need to be like that.
Fuck this whole situation. Fuck myself for letting this happen. And fuck you for letting it happen too. Fuck your attitude and twofaced-ness. What the fuck was I even thinking…?! I CAN’T DEAL WITH MALE SPECIMENS LIKE YOU.
orphancreampuff: fire-obsessed-heda: Lesbians are so weak for TV shows with lesbians in it like tell them that there’s a canon gay girl and they’ll be like “oh no I watched all 136 episodes in one night” And then convince half of the rest of
Well, I stopped doing it for some dumb reason, but I’ve been thinking about trying to get it back up and running. I’d like to do a patreon, but I feel like I don’t trust myself to be consistent enough to sort of earn it. We’ll see. I really appreciate
novice86er:ctron164: bridgemountain: canipayyoutopopit: canipayyoutopopit: WHITE PEOPLE REALLY BE LIKE ive probably seen this video 100 times in 5 minutes I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😭😭😭 stop 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
dawnblxde:“I’m not– Why don’t you just be silent right now. Shh.. You don’t know what you’re talking about.” “ Oh c’mon, can’t a girl have a little fun ? Besides, I think you look handsome with when you smile
when you’re white and you have a chorus of thousands of black people saying, “that’s fucking racist, stop it,” and then there’s like five black people on the side who are like, “no it’s fine it’s not racist those OTHER black people
Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off all this makeup later and then DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW. 😩😖
suzuharatoji: kat-nipples: suzuharatoji: WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER THAT PICTURE MADE ME AND JUANITO LAUGH SO HARD. HE FELL OFF THE COUCH. is juanito okay
itstimewehavesomesoliddick:Zoomers be like “we’re the most anticapitalist generation” and then won’t even pirate music while paying for a dozen different subscription services
fakethenip-deactivated20220809:being gay without an instagram is so funny cuz i’ll meet ppl and they’ll be like “what’s your insta” and when you say you don’t have when they’ll just never talk to you again
MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that
Also hey another funny thing: when I first started posting overwatch art I would scroll thru the tags and occasionally see it tagged “ow” and be like “omg are u guys ok”
if it depended of the lok fandom, Tahno and Koh would be the new protagonists and Mako’s soul would be sacrificed to resurrect Amon
lordemusic: bugs me how publications like complex will profile interesting artists in order to sell copies/get clicks and then shit on their records? it happens to me all the time- pitchfork and that ilk being like “can we interview you?” after totally
downrightinsanewolfman: support group for transmascs who didn’t know they were autistic growing up and simply described themselves as having a dog’s brain
ghoultaffy:ghoultaffy:ngl if a bi girl is talking about a hot guy and shes like “im so gay” you dont get to be like “but-” no buts. shes feeling queer about it. HELL YEAH
Nothing like a good ol’ sad film to just completely crush you