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He was the sheriff of the small town where he lived and he was liked, respected and did his job well. So the locals turned a blind eye to some of his more questionable behaviour, which included giving young ladies who had committed driving offences the
cuckolding-books-library: “Yeah, he told me to stand and lean over the bathroom sink, in front of a mirror, and I was like I don’t know, and he was like Please, you’re gonna love it … and then he smacked my ass and said, ‘C’mon.’ ”“Nice.”“Yeah,
He was a bit of a bully, he was the boy who had took your girlfriend’s cherry. But you truly believed that he had offered your mom a job at his parent’s house as a compensation.Years later, shortly after your wedding, your mom showed you
he strikes me as a character who would revel in the feeling of wearing whatever he wanted, but it’d take him a while to build up the confidence to go bolder. didn’t think he had the body for it. and he was WRONG >:3
I wanted to do a compilation of doodles but the rest of them is SU related lol.So here u have like…half assed doodle of Chat Noir….idk pplI very rarely draw dudes and he’s like 13? so u won’t see any nsfw stuff of him anywhere from me&hellip
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
uhm.. you guise I went to this orchestra audition thing to support my friend who was taking it and while she was practicing I saw this boy who seriously looked like Kim Bum and he was wearing this cute lil vest and bowtie and looked so classy while
milktealimesoda: …and Niel was like / i had enough of this sh*t from ljoe /
altairchan: my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was being babysat by our family friend’s son who was visiting and he saw me drawing randall form monsters inc and he was like oh can i have this i’ll hang it in my office! and i was like
daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the
fleshdroid: I was signing up for amnesty society and the guy at the stall was like ‘are you from England?’ so I said ‘yeah’ and he was like ‘wow that must be so cool’ so I was just kinda like ‘um it’s okay’ and he looked like he had
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
he's lying to u girl
nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
jojostuck: “No homo,” I whisper tearfully, cradling the dead body of the last homosexual on earth. there is no more homo. the last of his kind, and he was murdered. i will get revenge. the hunt is on.
moonblossom: jackiemakescomics: whitachi: vintar: I showed the Hawkeye Initiative to my dude ten minutes later I turned around and he was doing this quality dude excellent dude I will hold this dude up as an example for all other dudes to follow
like-dry-clean-only: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he’s
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
luxuriamordens: Lust bit at her lip, drawing a bit of blood as he dropped to the floor. She wanted to drop to the ground, comfort him, but did she really deserve to? It was her fault he was acting like this after all. However, she ignored her second
toriknew: and then he was like gWOOAAH!!!! and then it was like BAKYUUUN!
so i played against dspstanky today and i’m??????
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
there’s a ram dressed as a clown in my animal crossing and its triggering me
I was going to buy a Pure Neemo from AmiAmi because he was really cheap but somebody got him while I was trying to figure out if I could really afford him atm OTL
katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say
hanatsuki89:Can you tell one of my favourite characters ever is Kuroo? (first one is Bokuto, btw) His expressions are funny to draw XDI don’t remember how I came up with this idea, but I can quite picture Kuroo acting like this. And I’m so deep into
dicksconnected: i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
iswearimnotnaked: iswearimnotnaked: i was working w this guy last week and he was like “hey try my coffee” and i was hesitant but he was like “i don’t have any germs” and he’s kinda cute so i was like w/e it’s just a coffee and turns out
hella-bogus: hella-bogus: my stepdad and I just had a super awkward moment we were talking about the new season of x-files and he was like “yeah I had a huge crush on Dana Scully when I was a kid I thought she was way hot” and I was like “everyone
today at work some guy came up to me and was like ‘someone told me you are twenty but do they really mean ten?’ but then they followed that up with 'do you have any black in you? well do you want to?’
like my second boyfriend (but first real one in my mind) was a football player and he was 6'3 and just this huge teddy bear and would always worry he was fat but to date I still think he was one of the cutest boys I’ve ever dated
yesterday darfin was super lovey and when we were driving home from our date he reached over and started rubbing my thigh (and sometimes higher) and when we parked he was kissing my neck and I almost died he’s so unf then after he was cuddling
while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT
I’m feeling sooo good today, darfin hasn’t really talked to me this weekend and he was like ‘you can see me Monday’ and I’m like 'IM BUSY’ and he was v surprised and I was like YA IM GOING TO A POLE CLASS and he’s
this old friend of mine is talking to me and he’s like “you are still so happy like all of the time, how?” and im like “its not happiness just pure energy, I was filled with too much” and its v true
I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like bleh bleh I’ll fix your roof and I was like no and then he started flirting with me and said he was doing the neighbours house tomorrow and what coffee did I drink cause he is gonna bring
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
so I watched tangled for the first time last night and at the end I was crying like a baby and I texted darfin ‘WILL I GET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT ME LIKE HE LOOKS AT HER??’ and he was like ‘are you sure you dont already have him?’ .. you corny
alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I
yesterday I found a little secluded beach and darfin was like a happy little child skipping rocks
when me and darf were at the beach he was so touchy like he was so into me it was insane and he kept trying to pull me closer to him and kiss my neck and would just lightly graze his hand across my thigh or my shoulders and he carried me in the water
also I’m in love and he makes me cum so hard and sometimes he looks at me during sex and there’s this power where I feel like he’s staring into me and I’m so hungry for him but I’m so happy and overcome with how much I love him so I just grab
THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL, im finding conversations from forever ago but my first real ex was a TEDDY BEAR. and im rereading things and my god he was so cute and sweet and caring and then I read ‘we talked about it on the phone last night’ and I forgot
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
nunderwater: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
My brother trey is like one of those people who try to act tough and stuff but is like one of the sweetest people ever. Big guy with tattoos, sarcastic, the whole she-bang. But today we were walking through Michaels and I was just steathy lookin at those
he now works as a cute waitress at a cafe all the other waitresses wear similar stuff and since he’s kinda sheltered and I GUESS THEY DON’T KNOW HE’S A DUDE OR SOMETHING he was given this and he was like “yeah okay i see no problem
