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detectivealchemist: Bow Wow stealing audio equipment from 106 and Park so he can record a verse
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
irisfuckdoll: Iris thought she could have a little fun while convincing the unkind black men to donate for her cause. Turns out he just wanted to destroy her fuckholes, steal her donations and leave her naked on the street.
lytefoot: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: bethboxin: Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing: Ron is 12 years old. Ron stole a car.
dinkythings: Moby is okay with his boyfriend eating nothing but fast food all day every day as long as he gets to hug his tum and steal his pickles. What a great arrangement.
babeimgonnaleaveu: An 20 year old Jim Morrison is arrested on September 28 in Tallahassee Florida, while attending Florida State University, 1963. He was charged with petty larceny for stealing a cop’s helmet and umbrella, disturbing the peace, resisting
embergale: xanelen: otpprompts: Person A of your OTP wasting all their cash they have on hand to try and win a stuffed animal for Person B out of a claw machine. @embergale He’d just steal one after running out of money. C’mon.
cracked: “What? Everybody steals office supplies.” 5 People Who Abused Tiny Amounts of Power in Hilarious Ways #5. The Astronaut Who Stole the Moon Thad Roberts dreamed about going to space his entire life. And it seemed like he might have
keepmywhiskeyneat: the-absolute-funniest-posts: thescienceofrandom: Jake’s Perfect Sandwich I love that he murders a bird and steals the soul of a lobster. Adventure time is also secretly the best cooking show on tv I cannot ever NOT reblog this!
swolizard: LL Cool J one of the freshest to ever do it and if I could steal anyones aesthetic, he’d be top 3 on my list
bethboxin: Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing: Ron is 12 years old. Ron stole a car. Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the
fasterfood: u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
i-will-call-you-sir: If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. ~Jack Handy
romanimp:bogleech:birds-and-friends: Takahē bird in Te Anau eating Grass, Nate Sundance-Kid A whole flightless new zealand bird whose existence I just keep forgetting somehow :( Kiwis steal all the spotlight #oh he’s round #they really know how
auntymana: ultrafacts: Medicine Crow completed all four tasks required to become a war chief: Touching an enemy without killing him, taking an enemy’s weapon, leading a successful war party and stealing an enemy’s horse. He touched a living enemy
internetcrusher: nowyoukno: Now You Know about Brooklyn Supreme, the world’s biggest horse. He was known to steal ice cream cones and other snacks. (Source) I want to ride it into battle.
foxnewsofficial: scuba-steve-damn-you: foxnewsofficial: SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop
jakegyllehaal: maybe drake bell should stop stealing wifi at mcdonalds to tweet transphobic comments and apply for a job so he can get himself out of his 軸,000 worth of debt
gaymilesedgeworth: gaymilesedgeworth: okay but things that are tragically funny in High School Musical 2: Troy Bolton being weird and passive-aggressive because he thinks his gay classmate, Ryan, is trying to steal his girlfriend Ryan not picking
dogshaming: Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oy Vey! This is Riley. He frequently steals my underwear from the laundry, eats them, and then barfs them up somewhere in the house for me to find later. Awww. My dog did that too :)
everythingfox:“Meet ian, he only steals vintage socks and looks down on dogs who chase their tails”(via) Hipster doofus
handsomedogs: I adopted this handsome boy, aussie shepard/lab mix, two weeks ago! He’s a sweetheart and guaranteed to steal hearts everywhere! Meet Ollie.
joscribbles: i wanted to draw cute cecil/carlos things but then i just wound up drawing cecil stealing carlos’ labcoat and thinking he can now do science
capteinkio: fasterfood: u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts
gingerrbreadman: dovewithscales: gingerrbreadman: Bowsers legit like… “hahahahah im going to kill you and steal ur princess, oh wait hold on, my kid just called, oh I gotta pick him up from school he’s sick, can we postpone this for how about…
lovetodream-outloud: my photo! steal it and die, or atleast credit me ;-) tomtom in sheffffield. x FUCK ME!!! He is beautiful! Oh my god!
therenegade316: I hate riding the Metro. There’s always that one creepy dude that looks at you like he’s going to steal your soul and keep it in his closet.
keepmegoingbaby: helioscentrifuge: ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin: theprettiestman: Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL
baymax!!! he’s in best buy and I wanna steal him
biggestpizzashit: cummbunny: I was a secret agent but he kept ruining it so cute the crims wont even notice mind you stealing their secrets and shooting their butts off! that’s the secret, kill ‘em with cuteness!
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mortem-et-necromantia: A man in California steals his dead girlfriend’s body from the morgue, then of course, he takes this selfie and posts it to his various social media accounts.
fasterfood: You wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. Somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. It is Jesus. “It’s my birthday, not yours,” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his
ubipus-ibievacua: thisiselliz: mortem-et-necromantia: A man in California steals his dead girlfriend’s body from the morgue, then of course, he takes this selfie and posts it to his various social media accounts. i bet that car stank This leaves
kaylapocalypse: fasterfood: u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts
thesecretsubject: They say the eyes are the window to the soul, so stare into mine and see what you can see… 😈😉 No no no, no trying to steal either my soul or my mind! If Ackbar were here he’d tell all of you it’s a trap!
espikvlt: espikvlt: Catwoman enters Wayne Manor to steal a pearl necklace, but when she sees the dirty toy sitting out, she cannot help but think he left it there knowing she would show up - and catch all the action on video. Watch as she whips herself
stealthbinder: You can kidnap me, tie me up, gag me and steal my gown. But I promise you, he’s not going to marry you, ever!
art-theft: http://tophgiantess.deviantart.com/gallery/Tophgiantess has been mentioned before on Art-theft. I’m surprised the user is still up and did not deactivate. He has been excused from stealing art which is incredibly wrong. However, the last
spottedsexkitten: Holy shit not only did this person steal this picture from me and post it as his own but he tagged it as “sexy, asian, ass”. Because I am totally Asian.
Http://nacktar.tumblr.com Steals photos and reposts them with a link to the blog he stole them from Ignored me when I asked him to remove my content m
cloudhopp1ng: lemon-soju: i support u lazy gay snake Tbh you left out the best part where he gets all the other snakes to warm him up faster then goes and steals the female snake from them hahaha
