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Of course honey, these aren’t the clothes a secretary usually wears, but don’t tell me you are so naive to ignore that the reason why my boss asked me toaccompany him to this business meeting is because he wants to FUCK me.
whirlismymuse: Then they got married and he killed her and their children. That ‘I would never, ever hurt you’ line cracks me up every time. Dude, you kill her. Sucks to be you. Sucks more to be Meg.
theroomisonfiree:I think I’ve never seen this picture before, and now his cute face is killing me
‘Kill me, then,’ panted Harry, who felt no fear at all, but only rage and contempt. ‘Kill me like you killed him, you coward –’‘DON’T –’ screamed Snape, and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman, as though he was in as much pain as
Everyone has conveniently forgotten that Johnny Depp met Winona Ryder in 1989 when she was 17 and he was 25 and that he started dating her later that year.
OHMYGOD HE KILLED ME. HE FKIN KILLED ME. WAE JINYOUNG WAE. Too much pretty and flawlessness leader. (;A;)
jolteons: i fucking know this guy IRL i had a pool party and he told me someone on tumblr stole his vine & got it popular and…here it is. kill me
blauerozen: shingeki-no-survivors: i bet levi doesn’t even talk dirty to eren. like, he just sits there and whispers into eren’s ear about how many titans he killed and how and eren’s just like “there go my pants” i just had to do it i
fuegodecera: the-stray-liger: awwwwwwwsocute: Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview. The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying The best translation I could do: …but, he chooses to kick the ball and
hijabby: There’s this classic “future trans girl” story type of boy (I’m just gonna say boy because I’m not really gonna push anything, he’s 5 , and his parents would kill me I work in a redneck area as the only hijabi brown person) in my
co-di: yourrrniggasdick: He kills me.. He will put up so many inspirational quotes and bible verses all damn day and then post this. Having a bitch lost af like you’re either an IG Hoe or a Pastor you can’t be both my dude 😪 What’s wrong with
thoughtthesamething:Luke and a fan yesterday in Tokyo || @5SOSUpdatesLA
b-eing: i love bein laid on! idc if i cant breathe properly! kill me i love you and dont get up!
taokaka: a furry got really mad at me in killing floor 2 Edit: I started singing Ring of Fire on mic because he had a southern accent and he screamed at me that he’s related to Johnny Cash that was a great kf game
A guy in my diversity class complained about how using they as a gender neutral pronoun is ~grammatically incorrect and he added “SORRY, I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT GUY…” Uh. Well done, dude. You were that guy. Good job.
kamiya-sexual: Takeuchi Ryouta (Ren’s CV) finds it fascinating that many foreign fans worldwide actually support DMMd and greeted him on his birthday. He mentioned that it’s unfortunate that he cannot reply well in English.
jaidling: barbaricyip: mary-stormborn: why would u #firefly #SHUT YOUR ENTIRE FACE THE ACTUAL FUCK UP #mal and jayne answering pretend phones and wearing tiaras at tea parties #mal looking slightly hunted when he’s caught in the act #jayne being
asieyonce: STILL FUNNY Greg’s face when Garnet throws herself out of the van kills me, he’s just like :0 you’d think he’d be used to Gem eccentricities by now but he’s not
I had a strange dream about that cute boy at work. He was a terrorist and he tried to kill me and we fought but I won and tied him up and he told me where the thing was and he was taken away.
icanhascrap: jllunar: skrazy: Linn’s going to kill me : 3 stripper!mariku doesnt give a f!ck. L : I dont know why I draw these things, the pole dancing is so hard to draw, and people who can work a pole are extremely fit—you need alot of
CAN'T CATCH ME CAN'T KILL ME
I have been watching Ouran High school Host Club for the second time and just…their expressions and reactions are killing me. Tamaki’s little puppy dog reactions when he kinda gets what he wants, Kyoya (who is the smexiest one of the bunch)
its-not-raining: Roy quietly seethed with anger as he listened to Havoc talk. It was a foreign feeling, and entirely unwelcome, but he made no effort to control it. His knuckles turned white as he practically dug his nails into the surface of his desk.
greed-the-dorkalicious: isahnas: @greed-the-dorkalicious I mean, LOOK?? LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF HIS SON AND THEN HIS SON SHOWS UP AND I KNOW THE RESEMBLANCE I SEE IS MOSTLY HAIR AND THAT’S REALLY AMBIGUOUS IN ANIME AND HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE KNOX’S WIFE,
digimon-forever: Tai: But what really kills me is what she said when they brought her home from the hospital. The first words out of her mouth; Tai, I’m sorry I can’t kick the ball very good, you probably don’t want to play with me again. That’s
koujaku: Anonymous said:Okay so the prompt is about Koujaku going with Aoba to the shrine and ring the new year’s bell as they pray for good luck next year. Aoba asking his lover what did he prayed for and Koujaku said it’s a secret. He actually
someone called me a “pussy ass mercy” bc i wouldn’t stay still for them to kill me
so i played against dspstanky today and i’m??????
I hate you Zexion. That wasn’t fair. That wasn’t fair at all.
macbookprotagonist: jessehimself: Melissa Harris-Perry Narrowly Escapes An Attack During Iowa Caucuses I don’t know if he was there to kill me. Monday night I was sitting in a hotel lobby in downtown Des Moines with my back to a wall of windows, my
Bacon & Pancake vs Chinese Food Bacon’s look ( on the right ) : “ Please , can i have a bite of that ?!?!? ” Pancake’s look ( the black one ) : “ Gimme that , or i’ll rip off your hand and eat that too ! ”
makoharukilledme: fallencrows: fallencrows: If Ai’s new friend isn’t Mikoshiba’s little brother, I will be so disappoint. #its been recently confirmed ihe is #also he too has a crush on kou kill mE NOW OH MY GOODNESS SO WE HAVE POTENTIAL
Marley is the best dog in the world. We have our disagreements but I’d fight an army for this dog. So it kills me to see him struggle upstairs and it kills me when he can’t even get onto the bed anymore without my help,which still hurts him.
alwaysbeenstocky: arabiandelights: Indo Arab Bearded Smile Frick that look and smirk… killing me right now… and he’s biting his lower lip??
My one best friend does this thing where he yells “ghost ride the whip” when he makes a sharp/dangerous/illegal turn and I’m like THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS, silly white boy. But it cracks me up
adorlng-fan: santahatshotarokaneda: the other night my brother watched me play oblivion, and he killed the adoring fan and moved him to this position (which took him like 10 minutes cause i let him play but he doesn’t have the game) just so he could
tigerfan371: I’ll show daddy. He’ll soon know he doesn’t need mom. She decided to leave and it kills me to see him depressed. He will be so spoiled by my tight cunt he won’t remember her name. I’ll give him anything he wants.
lovelytrainwreck: laserquest-love: he-who-spawned-the-furies: The saddest thing I have ever watched gives me shivers This is one of the saddest things i have read
fortheloveofvaganova: imtheblackswan: ryanishka: He’s so into it, I love it I want someone to hold me like that but my dad will freak out and literally kill me sigh ^^ i wish that was the reason nobody will ever hold me like that but no, im
mindxcrash: the-laughing-commander: i-regret-this-username: hazieash: Wings of Freedom THE LAST ONE {HE’S A MAJESTIC FREAKING EAGLE} THAT LAST ONE IS FUKING KILLING ME
wear me like a locket
missrubyspice:Supernatural season one Sam Winchester is so achingly beautiful and he kills me every time he appears onscreen… His fucking eyes are gorgeous. And his voice. And his mouth. And his EYEBROWS. Oh, sweet lord. And my Supernatural friends
inkskinned: “He came into my life like a hurricane, but in the very best way. I screwed everything up, and now he’s gone. I don’t know if I’ll ever see him again, and that kills me.“
I was supposed to see darfin for a date yesterday but I was too tired and he wasn’t feeling well so it turned into me in a unicorn onesie, cuddled up with him watching the raptors
guys yesterday me and darfin went for a run and I was faster than him!!!! and I was less out of breath (though still dying) and then I beat him in shooting the basketball (bc that is my only talent in sports)
thecapn: signiferlucis: #I’M JUST GOING TO FEELS IN THESE TAGS OKAY? OKAY #Here is #Sam Winchester #and he’s dying #Literally dying #Hs body is slowly beginning to shut down and he’s too tired to even fight it #He is at the point where he
Ok but listen Aimee!!!!! Wahid came out of class and his hair was out of the ponytail and super curly from sweat.THEN HE WENT OUTSIDE AND STOOD IN THE RAIN IN HIS YOGA SHORTS GETTING EVEN MORE WET UGH IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
so I got called racist by this white dude because I was posting on fb about the privilege white people have when they going on killing sprees and he fucking messaged me“Hey Fatimah. This is spreading hate. It’s racist. It’s your right
so this one time Stefan named one of his grandpa’s rabbits after me except then he killed and ate her and didn’t tell me and then I asked about her and he was like “oh about that” so I got really pissed because first of all who
it’s been nearly two years and i still cannot talk about putting my dog to sleep without crying because every time i think about his face and how goofy he was and it kills me putting my other dog to sleep this past september was hard, but she was
mariucrazybitch: myxfantasy: no you don’t… I told one person to go kill themself. And that was just after I tried to kill myself, and he told me I should have stayed dead. And that I’m just a ugly depressed lesbian that wouldn’t know pussy
mabelisthebatman: chrossrank: mabelisthebatman: The reason why NWHS kills me is not, because of the Author or even the end scene with the portal and the uncertainty that has all of us wondering “what’s going to happen next?”. The part that kills
My sons first time ever seeing a ramp in person and he killed it !!
so I was playing MP with my bro josh and he was using the cerberus phoenix and said “oh I just used ‘biotic explosion’ … hey do you think when asari orgasm its called a 'biotic explosion?” and I just
bowlll:majima carries a knife in his asscrack and its canon
