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AND GOD CREATED WOMAN...
And God Created...
How to get over your fear of the dark: as soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. no monster wants to see that shit. while doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this one’s for you”
brilliances: What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life
thenationalartgalley: “Sorrow” by The National // Self-Portrait and Self-portrait with a Bandaged Ear by Vincent Van Gogh
beggin: Bodhi’s Birthday Brunch Menswear Dog celebrates his 5th birthday with a smile and a slick suit
brotherwife: brotherwife: I fucking hate this write the name of your enemy on a dollar bill and slide it into her mouth to curse them for 20 years
statueofthotness: Riley Montana and Kayla Scott
mydamnblogposts: ghdos: christel-thoughts: xxvalleygirlxx: shady-heaux-deactivated20150227: Kristen Stewart, Zooey Deschanel, Jennifer Aniston, Katherine Heigl, Blake Lively and a whole flurry of mediocre white actresses (who btw play the same roles
cravenaddict: nabokovsshadows: senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was
watergender: anything that stays still for too long at the MoMA becomes art. if you drop a nickel on the ground its value increases 8000% within a day. my brother fell asleep on a bench in there and now he’s a permanent exhibition. i miss him
cubstearns:itswalky: gotitforcheap: MAN CHURCH. FILL MY BRO HOLE UP WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT FATHER, SON, AND THE BROLY SPIRIT POWERHOUSE CHURCH?
no: I wanted Sia to win a grammy and crawl on stage backwards to accept it 😩
As An MRA And A Brony
sexuallytransmittedsadness:wetheurban:SPOTLIGHT: Titus KapharFor his exhibition at Jack Shainman Gallery, Titus Kaphar presents a painting show titled “Drawing the Blinds,” along with an extension of his 2011 Jerome Project titled “Asphalt and Chalk.”
kengriffey-jr: Me: *about to have sex with Australian woman* Her: Ello guvnah yah fancy a gobbie first luv Me: *zips up pants and sprints away*
fatgirlopinions: I hate when you’re sexting a guy and they’re all like “send me a pic of you right now” cause like yeah I said I had three fingers deep in my vagina but really I’m sitting here in my pjs eating Doritos with a fork
fappuclno: when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time moschi-no-yes US
blooming-white-tea: superselected: Watch This. Poets Crystal Valentine and Aaliyah Jihad Call Out the Black Men Who Hate Black Women. To be Black is to be the witch that won’t burn.
streetraht: when Miley Cyrus takes you to her favorite restaurant and you dont know what to eat
And God Created Sexy Babes
God save the queens
grit-and-gasoline:
theblackdalia:theblackdalia: How to Mix Native Blood with Foreign Waters: A Lab This is the poem that won first place. this is incredible, thank you for loving my poetry. Oh my god
One of these days I will walk into the queer lounge and not be afraid too.
And God Created Black Women...
and God made Andrei Andrei… Amen!
entropy and optimism
merosse: If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
gastronomyfiles: Mac and Cheese
race and ethnicity class is making me question my identity like some shit
hipsterloli: A friend just told me and i had no idea that the 2013 blu ray edition of Matilda had a reenactment of the iconic chocolate cake scene with all the original actors made on their reunion party
time after time I give Rex a bath and he finally pooped todayyy yayy!!
wondersmith-and-sons: marcus bell in a t-shirt
brklynbreed: happy blackout! a week out from my 27th birthday and i still get carded. black don’t crack.
Alright I shitpostd for the day and now I’ll keep it in the tags
god I’m going to be doing a lot of screaming during these next few updates won’t I
screeches as i went to see if any new uucest fics were posted on ao3 and i found one based off one of my drawings from my nsfw blog
sirwinalot:eriizabeto: anniedraws: livethefaggotry: You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore… SOB WHO DID THIS FIND HIM AND HAND HIM IN I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
luxtempestas: trauma-surgeon: judacris: 2007excalibur2007: dunno about you guys, but this is the most hilarious thing i’ve ever witnessed all day we’ve come full circle Wh- “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to
silver-tongues-blog: nihilistic-synth:“They just left these stupid structrues here to taunt me. I HATE THEM!!!!!!! And I hope THEY D- …… Oh, ho ho yeah” @kilalabunnies
