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ultraloveandsex: priateslovebooty: her labored breathing and moaning “Oh God… Oh Shit… Oh Yes” just enough to make a guy really horny… I need to get that toy ;)
theallmyswallows: Sure, she’s a spitter, but she’s more than happy to get plastered by sperm. And really love how vigorously she works his spent cock. That shit feels so good!!
muchadoeaboutnothing:color-me-bad: the-goddamazon: angrybabysitter: this ponytail is everything Goddamn and the light caught that shit just right. She’s crowned in rosy auburn clouds. Cotton candy fro get reblogged every time Every single time
domnator: If I wanted that kind of shit I’d have fucked a woman, now shut the fuck up and get over here.
This is my relationship my Fuckslave. I say I wanna murder people, she goes and says she’ll get the anti-csi briefcase. That shit ain’t right, then again, we’re not normal. Love you babe.
susiesbbcworship: ♠feel free to follow and reblog♠ Get it girl! Ride that shit!
If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it's illegal to go through mail.
a-family-man: left this playing on loop on my big brother’s computer. now i’m just waiting naked on my bed until he finds it. i bet he has the biggest cock and the moment he gets home, that shit is going straight in my mouth. i want to feel his cum
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Good god man why do people feel it’s appropriate to bend down over your desk, have their head at the same level as yours and just breathe in your fucking face like we’re lovers? That shit is absolutely disgusting. I don’t get paid to
nookiecutter: Oh hell yea people the Dirty Birdy is ALL the things in this tentacle fucking pink wand vibing sex dripped XXX set and video that is hotter than the devil’s tits…You better get on this shit now….Sale is only for a limited time so
bitchyblue: sharkpilot: tjisageek: bigtea3: The vibe station….. *sticks fingers in the table holes* *gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your
catbountry: adriofthedead: surfdog2000: i’ll take some important shit with a side of homo fries I’ll have the large Fart Storm. I’LL KILL YOU 666 I’ll take a clit sammich, hold the mayo, and a slice of double ass cake. Can I get that
negativecoresfm said:Puting all that shit aside, I don’t think it will be downgraded (at least I hope not). From what people sall in close doors at E3, we’re talking about next gen stuff, and well, if the next console gen version gets
i-am-sher-221b-locked-in-berk: and THEN she told me to get my own fish. I’m not going to deal with that shit
mtchstrr: sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit: awwww-cute: The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch Nooo That puppy should be allowed on the couch.
oreimo: job interviewer: wat r ur strengths? me:hard-working, quick learner, well organized job interviewer: and ur weaknesses? me: u know when cute anime girls wink into the screen like theyre winking directly at u? yea that shit gets me weak everytime
alrightinthebayou: dayzea: When life gets tough it’s time to do some weird shit to your hair this is actually a very common feeling! psychologically speaking, immediate and unexpected changes in appearance (i.e. cutting or dying hair) are a way to
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness: not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about not being able to tell if your feelings for people
I’ve been a Pisces my whole life and still never spell that shit right. Spell check is how I get by.
ask-mtf-omega-7: Sometimes I like to think that all the gods ever created exsist and they have a competition who can get the most believers yes
durbikins: twitch-eaglehart: durbikins: *kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in* haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”? That sounds like a good way to get shot lol what are you, a gun cuck?can’t kill a
hustleinatrap: 🤔 I mean.. this must have taken a while so the dude must have straight up been sitting next to her car filling it while thinking about how great he is compared to her or something and that’s a hilarious image
misha-bawlins: hayleytonks: danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out lets talk about sims for a minute in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid
smitethepatriarchy: Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females. I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance
questcocoon: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
justlgbtthings:justlgbtthings:it’s actually none of your business or concern if a trans person decides to keep their birth namethere’s this trans guy on tiktok (you might know him) who kept his birth name (sasha) and he gets shit for it all the time.
afriendlyblackhottie:orchidvioletindigo:afriendlyblackhottie:I would ask everyone in the notes making “Just get married” jokes to pay attention to the fact that the person who tweeted this has a wheelchair emoji in their name and remember
ilovediaperdiarrhea: pantypooploverjhb: I’d bend her over and smack that ass so the shit gets spread everywhere My Girlfriend i love you❤
supershrug: peachofficialmusic: oohsnap: queenofsabah: Omfg Bitches be crazyyyy I need to get my flick game up. That shit projectiled 5 ft. It’s all in the wrist, dip and snap.
kitsandcollars: When I sent these pictures to Daddy he made an inappropriate comment that I can’t share on here bc Tumblr will get all butthurt and give me shit for it ☺️message me about purchasing my private snapchat or blog! 😉👀🍑
tamenow: heads up: posts are officially out of order on our dashes by default even though we didn’t get notice. the most popular are at the top, meaning posts that aren’t already spread everywhere and/or aren’t from bloggers we don’t interact
ghiraheeheeheem: beepadoobop: lycanthropanic: cat-bat: numbersixithink: can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh forbidden honey slORP @wyrmforge Dip some a that shit in my tea and the depression is soothed away If you dropped some in your tea it would form
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asleepylioness: what-a-virgin: A coffee club outtake. Probably the only time you will see my bum here. Go ahead and reblog the shit out of this especially if she says we won’t get to see that cute little ass again. It is quite the wonderful bum!
tifent: pickedyou: tifent: Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly. and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body. Can someone please
dennybutt:alskylark: thegerardwaylove:yvngdaddy:shadowstep-of-bast: notanotaku101: Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals! someone needs to put these people down
dirty-brunette-beauty: Spitting @brass-tacks-time’s cum all over my DDs. Then I'mma lick that shit up and watch my man get ready for round two.
jackiefucher: best-sissy-porn: More hot shemales in http://bit.ly/1RoCmXY Well, I would love to be a guy’s bitch. But, I’d especially like to be his bitch. She is getting pounded while held down and, well, I love that shit. Submission, surrender
some-squids-some-kids: no fun allowed ™ turf war: this is okrank battle: cut that shit out and get serious :/
designbydiaspora: jaysthetics: and-all-that-other-earthly-shit: who-started-this-fuckery: someone find me an oxygen tank GET THIS OUT MY DAMN FACE OH MY GOD Brahahahaha
officialjuniperswift: Sorry I’ve been so lazy, but here are some pics before and after my Toledo trip this past weekend. Didn’t get home till 6am lol. I’m too old for that shit.
konekosilvertail: themostwinchester: morgskin: Damn someone put shit all over the toilet seat I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD I WILL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING HEART AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ANIMES/MANGAS EVER!!
Yeah I don’t know why it takes that long ass pause, I don’t fucking get it, I’m mashing the fuck out of the controller trying to speed it up, while Simon is taking his sweet time staring at the castle. just fucking go and kill dracula
Y'all really need to chill, i’m telling you. Do not let this shit hype you up and get you fucking killed. it is established, it is more or less in stone that the police don’t care about killing you without reason. the whole reason everyone
if a girl ever called me daddy or any synonyms related to daddy, and i’m not her biological father she needs to get the fuck out of my house. i dont need that shit, i’ve got my own issues i don’t need your electra complex in my life.
HEY FUCK, THAT VIDEO OF THE STREAMER PLAYING HOTLINE MIAMI AND HYPES HIS SHIT UP BUT THEN GETS IMMEDIATELY KILLED
mrargent: pochowek: If i see those fucking mirrored lapis heads again im going to break a shit and fuck
mz-carmel-cake: CALLING ALL DADDYS LOOKING FOR A TRU FREAK TO GET THAT DICK NICE AND WETT I HAVE WHAT U NEED THE BEST PUSSY ANDCHEAD HANDS DOWN MY SHIT WILL HAVE U HOOKED
brainnsss-nom replied to your post: I actually saw the gaga episode and I was like uhhhhh okay.. throughout the whole episode. I was thinking to myself that if you were there you would be be tearing shit apart
I’m having a hissy fit, because a musical I wanted to see is donating part of the tickets sold to It Gets Better. I refuse to inflate Dan Savage’s ego. Fuck that shit. EDIT: He was quoted in this “Sex and Disability” book
thecuteoftheday: Heidi the rabbit! Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week! Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet! via http://imgur.com/gallery/C7wOb
fyeahlilbit2point0: Action figures of Pepper and Rhodey where their armor combines to form a giant mecha that tells Tony to get his shit in order.
