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silohouettes: Dear future son/daughter I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster
goldglitterlaidedges: stop praising men for doing mediocre shit that women are expected to do and never fucking get thanks. idc if you do the dishes. idc if you cook. idc if you do ya baby’s hair. you’re already supposed to do that shit.
why the hell do american cops have one of the biggest arsenals but one of the shortest training times? They might as well hand guns to untrained adul- oh wait they do that too. I’m so fucking tired of guns and so fucking tired of people defending them.
redsatinsheets: redsatinsheets: since the scum that is western media isnt saying shit about this: cuba is being fucking torn apart by hurricane irma. my people are taking shelter in caves and cold war era bomb shelters. i have zero sympathy for you
Y’all are fucking desperate on this site to make me hate horses aren’t you? the fuckers have finger legs and die from eating and newborn foals have fucked up hooves that are super trypophobia or whatever it is!! WHAT THE SHIT
zooophagous: boujhetto: Man’s best friend I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!” fucked his shit up LMMFAOOOOO He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
iphotographlove: It terrifies me that Donald trump can stand in front of an audience and shout that Mexicans are rapist and a slew of other racist things and people start cheering USA! That shit doesn’t scare you? Like who the fuck are these people?
caprifemboi:Bodysuits are great! And that’s all for today ;3 is that your fucking passport on the floor wtf man pick that shit up it’s valuable as fuck
lilcachetes: I like intelligent people that like to read and learn and have deep meaningful discussions. But I also like street niggas that will fuck your shit up. And that is not an easy combination to find in a person.
discovernaughty: phxpisser69: shockdog: 88unholy: I want! Holy shit I want to be fucked by a guy wearing one of these so badly! I need to get one of these….or two. One for the guy who fucks me and one for me to fuck that guy! ;) That looks
superheronights: Naked cuddles are actually the best thing bc you can lay there and know that eventually the other person will fuck the shit out of you. RIGHT? Like theres no way NOT to fuck in that situation… it always ends in fucking…
jessica-naomee: Who the fuck orders 20 chicken nuggets and eats fucking 5 of them??? Me. That’s who. Tha fuck is that shit?!?! Sounds like a mental issue
billipiper: billipiper: And when you’re a pop star you’re always on duty. You’re suddenly a role model even though you don’t start out with ambitions of being a role model
creepywaifu: Valvrave : you know what’s really funny about this is that this nerd done bought all the cds and blu rays and shit like oh my god im so embarrassed 4 u rn this dweeb ain’t gonna burn shit. There’s no accelerant, and the
i just ate this blue velvet cake batter bullshit shit that taste like a bowl of melted boo berry marshmallows and its good as fuck im gonna slather that shit on a poptart
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: i just ate this blue velvet cake batter bullshit shit that taste like a bowl of melted boo berry marshmallows and its good as fuck im gonna slather that shit on a poptart I have eaten this… I also got my hand stuck
cheekdaddy: These porn producers need to quit fucking around and start making the shit we’d love to see. I’d kill to see Carmen De Luz and Carmen Ross in a scene together; and not that usual bullshit with two girls and two guys fucking and trading
libraofcolor: zooophagous: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this Thats a demon you see shit like this and just realize like…
jacmirie: cassandraemeraldsong: spookysylph: i don’t get this new tinkerbell series shit disney is trying to pull i mean she looks like a kind and spunky girl who cares for her friends and shit are we ignoring the fact that she tried to fucking kill
belindapendragon: ravynalexander: What the fuck. Where is this? I would not give that gun range my money and I’d take a picture of that shit and report his business to all the powers that be and social media.
moniquethephysique: If he respond to my DM, bitch you fucked up. So keep it cute, keep it cool, and shut the fuck up. If thats your man, I can’t tell. That shit don’t add up. I fuck him good dm him the pix with my ass up, uhh. Uhh, it goes down in
tumblr pls get ur shit together and stop recommending me my own goddamn posts ty
smoovchinee: itsthelesbiana: fuckyoupaymex3: famejunky: oh my :o WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THAT SHIT POKE OUT OF HER THROAT. Oh my God! holly michaels you are an amazing species Son that shit had to be down by her lungs and
shitrodsays: vaginafor1000alex: twerkforblackjesus: I’m mad “Back That Azz Up” got violins and shit like it’s a classy song. wait… is it not a classy song? lol That shit classy as fuck… better stop bullshittin
queenrayjean: What’s the difference between fucking, sex, and making love ? Fucking is for orgasms, sex is for making babies, making love is for intimacy, bonding, character building, all that good shit.
marfmellow: howtobeterrell: I dont fuck with Keke anymore. Im very sorry. this is some hella new black shit. Ughhhh Somebody talk to her, she young and naive. With time she’ll learn. It’s still ignorant as fuck to say that tho.
overlypolitebisexual:call it kink shaming if you want but i’m more than a little terrified of men who feel that hurting women is sexually gratifying
shao-fantastic: fonzworthcutlass: I’m convinced that phone companies put something in the software updates that fuck up the older model phones so you will buy the new one. they do Which is why I would not update to iOS 10 on my 6 and waited until
sapphiredoves: everybodyhatesjroth: blasianxbri: BITCH THIS TEA IS PIPING FUCKING HOT. I BURNT MY MOUTH SIPPING ON THIS SHIT. FUCKING ROASTED YALL LEFT OUT THE ENDING THOUGH!! “And ain’t that just like White Feminism? Always getting up on somebody
queenejanine: creamynut: People that unload all their problems on to you within a few minutes of meeting you be scaring the shit outta me. I have a coworker like this. It’s so annoying tbh “What’s up, I’m Greg”“Not
bgdikknigga21: krispy1987: 0knockout-king0: nuddybuddy: now4188: pipelayinquan: This shit right here my nigga !!!Hott As Fuck This shit here was hot and had me all confused I love it So fucking HOTTTTT!! 🙌🏾 🖒🖒 #Dope That’s
softielucas: “Here’s my whole issue: I think it’s fucked up that he’d literally just passed and all the people on the internet, on twitter and shit were like ‘here, kids, this is an example: stop fucking glorifying drugs and fucking hip-hop
thatlittlepinkstar: Goddamn. Those lips. Those FUCKING lips. I hate that women are made to feel ashamed of labia like this (calling them “meat curtains” or some shit; what the fuck is that?). It’s beautiful. And fucking sexy. Feeling lips like
megawattglitter: stop praising men for doing mediocre shit that women are expected to do and never fucking get thanks. idc if you do the dishes. idc if you cook. idc if you do ya baby’s hair. you’re already supposed to do that shit.
Again? I hate when i do this shit, i hate having to tell the dove that i slipped again, and this just fucking hurts. I just have to fight not to do anything else… why the fuck does this place bring out the worst in me?
goldglitterlaidedges:stop praising men for doing mediocre shit that women are expected to do and never fucking get thanks. idc if you do the dishes. idc if you cook. idc if you do ya baby’s hair. you’re already supposed to do that shit.
jayne-saidwhat: iphotographlove: It terrifies me that Donald trump can stand in front of an audience and shout that Mexicans are rapist and a slew of other racist things and people start cheering USA! That shit doesn’t scare you? Like who the fuck
buttcheekpalmkang: flawlessxqueen: 56blogsstillcrazy: JORDAN THE FUCKING GOAT shoot it u fucking midget im weak This is wild. People forget Jordan was aware of how good he was and talked a shitload of shit because he could back that shit up.
wronglynamedbonnie: harlequinewhoknows: loverrtits: Oh shit lol I…..was not aware at first……I hope that shit is vag and mouth safe non-toxic, dude. Fucking sick in the best way. But what she said. Be nice to our picky and finicky and sensitive
zooophagous:boujhetto: Man’s best friend I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!” fucked his shit up LMMFAOOOOO He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
iampunkassbetch: zooophagous: boujhetto: Man’s best friend I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!” fucked his shit up LMMFAOOOOO He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
dryveinsbrighteyes: Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.” Seriously though how the fuck do you
firebreathingeli: Just gonna put some fucking glitter in my stupid tea and then drink that shit so I’ll be shitting rainbows for weeks but fuck it’s AESTHETIC.
goldglitterlaidedges:stop praising men for doing mediocre shit that women are expected to do and never fucking get thanks.idc if you do the dishes. idc if you cook. idc if you do ya baby’s hair. you’re already supposed to do that shit.
