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kingxanxus: do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are
sometimelow: do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
mocha-warlock: jordanifying: spooky-je: do you guys ever just hate that feeling when you realize that you’ve become the third wheel in a friendship and the only way to get people to really notice you is if you have to fucking scream and yell and
sixpenceee: And these two are the magical books my dad bought for me when I was around 7-8 years old. As a little girl, I was obsessed with peter pan and fairies, and this was the best gift in the entire world. I’m going to keep it forever and ever.
mindmeldings: do you ever dream about something rly twisted and uncomfortable and then you wake up and just sort of
sp0okyz: have you ever read something in a book or poem or fanfic that really just kinda hits you and you have to sit back and think about it for a while and you just kinda
Oh man tomorrow’s Red’s birthday and I don’t have anything planned I totally spaced it ughjdg now I need to make a cake and everything but I HAVE NO MONEYY… maybe I should just celebrate it the old fashion way and just be happy
thorhead: Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY
i bet noiz is the type to bring his coil with him into the bathroom and get distracted for hours. and when he starts living with koujaku the habit doesn’t die and this one time he was in there for seven hours and when koujaku’s had enough
boys-and-suicide: Do you ever think about an old internet friend you used to talk with every day and now you don’t talk at all. It’s really sad and I miss it.
offendwhitedevils:scumbabe:Do you ever just like.. meet somebody, and you both hit it off very well at first, but then you get to know them better, and at the end of it all, you’re just like “I 150% regret meeting you and wish to god that I could
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
starsapphire: usbdongle: reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW
bansheeandclyde:Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
ominousdeer: All right, folks, take a moment of your time and look and this woman right here. This woman grew up in an extremely abusive environment being sold to become a prostitute as a child, and succeeded to become a leader of the underground city
My little brother’s first truck and first vehicle ever. A ‘92 1500 Chevy Silverado, single cab with bench seats and a sliding rear window. Friggen thing has a straight pipe exhaust and sounds Amazing. It even came complete with dried mud of
Has anyone ever noticed that Dan and Shay look like older versions of Tyler Posey and Tyler Hoechlin? (aka Scott and Derek)
tarynel: scootersenshi: rexmccoolguy: kidxforever: sagittariuswarrior: kidxforever: you ever take a shit, and you strugglin on the toilet, and that turd feels long as fuck coming out your ass and its hard to push, so you gotta force that shit out
xxcactusdudexx: you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
joyfulpiefactory: frog-and-toad-are-friends: The other day I saw a girl in Barnes and Noble who was buying a guide to holistic medicine, a volume of Black Butler, and “In Trump We Trust” by Ann Coulter, and ever since I’ve been trying to piece
aviculor: pokemonadvice: Pokemon are only good if you use the best nature and IV breed and EV train and- no. STRONG POKEMON. WEAK POKEMON. THAT IS ONLY THE SELFISH PERCEPTION OF PEOPLE. TRULY SKILLED TRAINERS SHOULD TRY TO WIN WITH THEIR FAVORITES.-
gillandy: does anyone else ever feel guilty for not being mentally ill enough? like your anxiety or depression fucks you up but then you have good days and you’re productive and it’s like, wow clearly I was faking it bc look at me! I’m fine! and
My dad just told me my dog died yesterday :( i’ve had a bad feeling about this ever since i knew he was gonna be travelling without my mom and i was so scared my mom would have to deal with it alone and i was right :( and also my sweet doggie is
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that-girl-with-the-boots: thedelightwoods: if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim
princessbubblgum: graymaven: princessbubblgum: at disneyland there’s this thor meet and greet thing and he does this whole spiel about how there’s only ONE WHO CAN PICK UP MJOLNIR and he challenged ANYONE IN THE CROWD TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT and then
barbells-and-sirens: chelseaparttwo: barbells-and-sirens: GUYS IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS. After PR’ing my 3RM back squat @ 165 FOR FIVE SETS (Umm hello 200# club soon??) I wanted to PR my snatch. I failed 80# and 85# last week legit 20 times. Couldn’t
Sooo story time. I was in a bar fight once. And I cannot confidently say I won’t be in one again. Someone punched my big after the girl was being a bitch and shoving past us and my big dropped a shoulder during it so the girl took it as fight time
rox712: londongypsy: dudeufugly: how are we bffs? well… he was like: and I was like: so then he: naturally: whereto he: so I: then he went: and I just: and ever since: and yes, according to Mark, the trailer is the real! God, I love that
welcomefortune:…josh sawyer (lead designer of fallout new vegas, director of pillars of eternity) apparently doesn’t make enough to own a house or retire ever. how fucked are we as a country that an insanely successful game dev can’t own a
badndngirl: I feel like there’s a really widespread misconception of what “satire” means and it’s very upsetting to me. Bc artful satire is subversive and thought-provoking and absolutely the best thing ever. I don’t even know what the shit
baimbie: twinhkie: luxex: tourtures: watching-the-stars-fall-down: persequimur: lomaskett: bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were
shisnojon: amortizing: 2014 is half over and -i lost no weight -didn’t learn anything -haven’t made an effort to save money -still ugly damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
cuteless: do you ever just tell your friends something really exciting and they’re like “ok” and you just wanna scream “SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY FOR ME”
angelic-peach: Do you ever sit with a group of friends and realise how unimportant you are and how it wouldn’t make a difference if you weren’t there and you truly realise you’re not important to anyone???
rehlaxe: Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.
stelenaz: “Don’t ever let anybody tell you you can’t. My mum and dad never wanted me to be an actress. They didn’t want me to be in acting at all. In fact, I remember telling them I wanted to go to college for theatre and my mum cried and said,
rosannapbrost: Sketch of the day - ‘Neutral Territory’ - a speed paint fan art of Percy Jackson the Son of Poseidon and Blackjack the pegasus. Percy Jackson and the Olympians is one of the best series that I have ever read and I really encourage
bewwbs: breathing-mermaid: historical-nonfiction: The largest snake fossil ever found is the Titanoboa. It lived over 60 million years ago and reached over 50 feet (over 15 meters) long. It weighed more than 20 people and ate crocodiles and giant
larnbey: I have this album autographed by Jimmy and John Paul Jones and Robert and it is the most treasured thing I own and ever will own
Summer: You know, I dream sometimes about flying. It starts out like I’m running really, really fast and I’m like superhuman and the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep and then I’m running so fast that my feet aren’t even touching the
nerdofchaos: recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and
blastortoise: Sexuality is so dumb and confusing I wanna suck two dicks while riding a guy I will and and if i wanna eat a girl out till sunrise i will and it shouldn’t matter to anyone but the people involved
marginalising: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
electricr0se: I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang
n4ughty-y: ewokk: kissing is great but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel this
gets-harder: when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in
4rianagrande: i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
cuntherine: i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
calleo: i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow and it has
queerart-civildisobedience: European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and
ultrafacts: just-ask-whitestripe: ask-celestia-and-luna-and-dave: ask-the-alex-doctor-and-stanley: ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa: ultrafacts: Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts so why’s it called a virus? because it infects you , it enters
soytit: girls are so fucking incredible you’re so beautiful and strong and powerful and sensual you’re a goddess and you don’t need any sweaty palmed voice cracking high school boy to make you feel like you’re the world because you are
darwinquark:The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.
roxannewright: A lot people tell me that talking about sex with your partner, laying out boundaries beforehand AND during, communicating and adjusting during, renegotiating boundaries during and after is awkward and “kills the mood.” Now frankly
