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poryqon: if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
The argument my boyfriend and I just had rocked our relationship so much. I miss him dearly. I wish he was here next to me, holding onto me as I give him nose kisses while he sleeps. I miss my nigga Vitaly so much… My little pizza pineapple eating
actionables: someone out there is eating the best pizza in their whole life and I think that’s beautiful
kuntttklawsss: I wish I had friends that were more nonchalant about sex. Like hey girl you wanna come over and use your hitachi w me? Sweet. Dude wanna order pizza then eat me out on the counter? Hell yea. Orgy in my living room? Let’s fuckin do it.
ghost-anus: If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
peta2: How to find vegan eats at Johnny Rockets, Denny’s, Pizza Hut and more! http://peta2.me/2p6wj
fatlardlover: Me and bae in Milan. #travel #pizza #good eats #duomo You are such an angel 👼🏼
pohtahtoes: People who eat only two slices of pizza and say they’re full:
katyograd: me walking into my kitchen at 3 am to eat a whole pizza and have a breakdown
kentxscott: This is me. I’m not jacked, I’m not ripped, I’m not a beast. I just push myself as hard as I can! I don’t eat great all the time, actually ate an entire large pizza and an order of cheese sticks right before this. Take it or
English muffin, hard white cheddar, egg fluffed with 1% milk, spinach and turkey sausage. I know it’s not quite the same thing as eating an entire large pizza, but this is gonna be so good! I needed the protein today!
empress-homogay: lactose intolerant people in fiction: i can never eat dairy…i order cheese-less pizza and cry myself to sleep me, a real life lactose intolerant person: *chugs my 10th straight glass of chocolate milk* lmao see you in hell god
Well i was going to eat supper but ive been distracted by rekensteins blog for the past hour and now my pizzas cold… cool blog btw i encourage anyone to go check it out here. http://rekenstein.tumblr.com/ (sorry i havent figured out how do the links
poryqon:if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
wolftea: vivacious-effervescent: If you’re ever having a bad day just remember pizza exists Order it Eat it Feel better oh yes…… best cure ever! same goes for … sushi miniature poppyseed muffins and veggie burgers stuffed with french fries
I have eaten 6 pizza pockets in the past 24 hours and im abou to eat four more
sharkbutte: ranty9000: pissvortex: sharkbutte: this year is a never ending joke Listen idc if antifa thinks I’m a Nazi for eating a certain pizza I’d rather die before parting with my papa johns antifa does think you’re a nazi and the supersoldiers
bogleech:I keep saying variations on this but food does not work like an RPG item pickup. You don’t have a set of “health values” that immediately raise and lower with everything you eat. People talk as if a pizza “damages your body” or a vegetable
jayayayayay: just-shower-thoughts: Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don’t eat the crust. what the fuck are you thinking about in that shower
artscapades: t-w-i-s-t-e-d-logic: hellyeahthomassanders: Taking Unwelcome Advice 🍎 by Thomas Sanders Me Dom: You know you should really watch what you eat. *classical music playing and posh voice*Thomas: Okay. *picks up pizza* OoOoOoOoh *shoves
spudical: People who eat only two slices of pizza and say they’re full:
getoutoftherecat: get off of there cat. that is not a bed. that is my pizza, and i want to eat it. reappearing in this post
kumashiro: So my parents are out of town for the weekend and my mom called me to tell me that I should go out to eat with friends because Ive had pizza everyday so I sent her this.
pearlitariat: when ppl get mad abt vegans making versions of nonvegan food like “just eat the real thing!!” buddy. hey. buddy. i kinda dont want the flesh and fluids of other animals on my pizza ya feel
mydoctormytardis: Starting to think my diet should consist of more than pizza and chocolate *totally not eating a crunchie right now*
sexyfitnessgirls: #sexyfitnesssgirl @tinang13 • • • • • • Posting this pic as we just ordered a pizza lol don’t let these pics fool you- food is life 🙆🏻♀️😂 I’m not THAT competitor where i eat chicken and rice all year
wckedminho: get to know the maze runner cast // ki hong lee (minho) “@kihonglee That moment when ur trying to be all good on ur diet and a lady sits nxt to u eating a delicious pizza. #ilovepizza #help”
