and bilbo
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and bilbo clips
Hot blonde Bilbo posing topless and showing off her glorious fake boobs!
A little banter between friends (Frodo and Gandalf upon G’s arrival in The Shire for Bilbo’s 111th birthday party)
mpoirot: Bilbo! Allow me to introduce Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, Ori, and Thorin Oakenshield.
The Hobbit Slippers
msmorra: Gandalf looks so pleased with himself for invading Bilbo’s House with a dozen dwarves and ruining his life.
well this turned out kinda rapey here’s a stupider one too runningthroughforests: could you draw some silly lulz (sexy lulz if you feel up to it) of John as Bilbo Baggins and Sherlock as Smaug the dragonthebakerstreetboys: Sherlock in cute/ridiculo
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hobbitsandlocks: jinxamataz: i was going to scroll past like “oh no not this again” but then there’s bilbo and i smiled so wide BILBOOOOOO
distance-dimension: thorin-fili-kili-bilbo: elenafishers: in-a-hole-in-the-ground: dance-colin-dance: A Bonfire in Norway. :) THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT THE BEACONS ARE LIT GONDOR CALLS FOR AID #AND ROHAN SHALL ANSWER MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
holmes-sweet-holmes: wizardlightningbattle: tea-tears-and-bbc: I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny so never me too Bilbo OH MY GOD I JUST CAN’T
Master Presentations: “J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit” (Commentary) This is what exactly went wrong with Madhog’s review. Curse you, Hindsight!
squeewentthefangirl: bilbos-buttons: saccharinesylph: punchcat: This is one of the best cons I had ever been to, hands down. Kind of super depressed that I might not make it this year ;_; Oh my god this is three hours and change from me? … /sweats
ladyintheattic: lord of the rings meme: most powerful line↳ “there are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. in which case, you were also meant to have it. and that is an encouraging
metalfuckingheads: Bilbo and Gandalf first meeting in The Hobbit
acornshields:i love the scene when bilbo gives bard and thranduil in the arkenstonebecause this centuries old elvenking who lived through the time of the silmarils is so enchanted “the heart of the mountain. the king’s jewel.”and bard is definitely
dontgigglesherlock: “There and Back Again. A Hobbit’s Tale, by Bilbo Baggins.”
arwenundomiel-lotr:There and back again - A Hobbit’s Tale , by Bilbo Baggins..
funnymiddlearth:Bilbo Fili and Gloin :)
earendil-was-a-mariner: Right now I’m definitely in the boring Bilbo phase of life, but I’m looking forward to my Mad Baggins phase, when I’m super rich, look great for my age, and corrupt the youth with my stories.
pulmonary-poultry: brawltogethernow: avengerwho: earendil-was-a-mariner: Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone
prokopetz: silver-tongues-blog:cheeseanonioncrisps: apathetic-revenant: penny-anna: telltalelily: 61below: penny-anna: Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but
dwobbitunicorn: What it would look like if Bilbo had an iPhone during his journey The result of my husband and I being silly and watching DoS slightly drunk. (redone cause I fucked this up initially)
everywitchway: marvel: so the only two white actors in black panther are martin freeman, who played bilbo baggins, and andy serkis, who played gollum. so I guess that means…they’re the Tolkien white guys. I literally screamed Ha.
aplacetolovedogs: Bilbo, an 8 week old Labrador mix just hanging out on the couch For more cute dogs and puppies
greenleefs: lotr meme: ten scenes [6/10] → We’re going there and back again, just like Mr. Bilbo.
Wait there’s Bofur/Bilbo? Where am I? I am so scared. I’m ending up in some sort of hole and I don’t know how to get myself out of it. Help.
I am not proud of the amount of Thorin/Bilbo fic I have read the past day and a half. It’s just… this is what happens when nothing happens at work. And I just feel like this is more doomed than Angel/Collins in RENT, because at least they
patronsaintofwolves: sodii: leupagus: Gentle reminder that while the dwarves have loyalty, honor, willing hearts, and all the manly dwarfly smolder you can shake a stick at, they are collectively about as dumb as a box of bricks. #when bilbo baggins
savarend replied to your post: savarend replied to your post: I tried to list my… a modern au where kili has a crush on his professor, bilbo, and WILL NOT STOP TEXTING FILI ABOUT HIM And you KNOW Kili would be the one that would go overboard about
I may need to get a screencap of Bilbo and Kili (probs from when they’re sad, sick puppies from the Desolation of Smaug preview) and put “cis ppl” on it. Then use it for whenever situations like this happen.
savarend replied to your post: I may need to get a screencap of Bilbo and Kili… i suddenly just got really upset bc kili is like ‘im ok its a shallow wound’ AND NOW IM SO WORRIED DONT YOU DARE BRUSH IT OFF YOU ARE A BABY shshshshhh now I’m
grimdarkcake: hot springs (at beorn’s. maybe. just go with it.) winter challenge 14 - hot baths
I need to not write sex scenes. Ever. Because it’s becoming really difficult to not include a part in which Bilbo parts from Thorin and notices that he had shed on him. And they have an exchange that basically goes “What? Whose hair
kaciart: jujubeee mod: running from a thunder stormjujubeee mod: cackling as they swing in under a treejujubeee mod: grabbing at each otherjujubeee mod: -stop here-draiad: yesss Kili’s expression looks like he’s got a bit of a breathless laugh going
It looks like I may not have enough time for a bilbo cosplay for nycc. I need to sew way too much stuff with nice probably expensive fabric and figure out special effects stuff for his feet and ears. BUT I do have enough time for a punk Captain Marvel
savarend replied to your post “i need fic in which kili is super poly and is like “i’m gonna fuck…” i really just want a lot of them making eye contact like “we’re gonna fuck that” and then double teaming bilbo. i mean.
bruitist: Somewhere there’s an alternate universe where Elementary is more popular than Sherlock. And in that universe, we got Jonny Lee Miller as Bilbo and Lucy Liu as Doctor Strange.
lotrconfessions: The scene “Concerning Hobbits” where Bilbo is describing the hobbit way of life, and the happy, jaunty, score that goes with it, gives me such a feeling of warmth and welcome, as if I’ve just come home. It never fails to make me
hobbitkaiju:deerthing:themarysue:bilbos:lee pace is he blue and black or is he white and gold OH MY GODPFFFHAH the only thing I will ever reblog related to that thrice-damned meme
begitalarcos: *One Shot* Kili is due to give birth any moment and the only one around to help he and Fili through it… is Bilbo
thorinobsessed: whattheheckipadelecki:His face is just like “fucking fuck it I’m giving up I could be home with tea and a sandwich right now”#i watched this scene and thought #is this bilbo or is it martin?
kayleepond: Sunday was Bilbo and Frodo Baggins’ birthday, so I decided to celebrate by dressing up like a dwarf and throwing them a party! Enjoy my beardiness! :D
oakenbaggins: let’s take a moment and acknowledge the sheer horror on their faces as they realize that they have to be seperated and thorin’s terror when he realizes that bilbo might actually get killed by smaug because of him
frodoes: The Dwarves: Blunt the knives, bend the forks Smash the bottles and burn the corks Chip the glasses and crack the plates Me: THAT’S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES
tralalalally: September 22: Happy Birthday, Bilbo Baggins! This hobbit was a very well-to-do hobbit, and his name was Baggins. The Bagginses had lived in the neighbourhood of The Hill for time out of mind, and people considered them very respectable,
hobbit meme: [¾ quotes] → “You’ll have to manage without pocket-handkerchiefs and a good many other things, Bilbo Baggins, before we reach our journey’s end. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home
thingthatgoesbumpinthenight:bilbos:lee pace is he blue and black or is he white and gold Okay this one wins
sinfulxsoulsx: You will have to do without pocket handkerchiefs, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey’s end, Bilbo Baggins. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you. The world
oakcnshields: You will have to do without pocket handkerchiefs, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey’s end, Bilbo Baggins. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you. The world
galadriels: i like to think that the last hobbit film will end with us returning to old bilbo sitting in his chair telling us the last sentences of his story and just when he finishes there’s a knock on the door and he shouts ”No thank you! We don’t
sea-and-hiki: rainbow-of-feels: shippinlikereligion: hobbitsandlocks: jinxamataz: i was going to scroll past like “oh no not this again” but then there’s bilbo and i smiled so wide BILBOOOOOO I WAS SCARED but then it worked out. so cute
sophiahigh-functioningsociopath: bakerstreetsdoctor: lostwiginity: This is how Bilbo talks to wizards and royalty. and Sherlock
fangorn-f0rest: Blunt the knives, bend the forks,Smash the bottles and burn the corks,Chip the glasses and crack the plates!That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth and tread the fat,Leave the bones on the bedroom mat,Pour the milk on the pantry
juliabeaumont: Some more photos from last night. I can’t even cope with how well behaved Bilbo was, he’s familiar with Hannah but not her house and he just acted like he ruled the bed all night :) and didn’t do a single poop! Haha
Good Morning!“ said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat. "What do you mean?” he said.
jamiefraser: For where am I to go? And by what shall I steer? What is to be my quest? Bilbo went to find a treasure, there and back again; but I go to lose one, and not return, as far as I can see.
boromirs: ’Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of the reality, O Smaug the Chiefest and greatest of Calamities,” replied Bilbo.
chrismcfeely: bruitist: Somewhere there’s an alternate universe where Elementary is more popular than Sherlock. And in that universe, we got Jonny Lee Miller as Bilbo and Lucy Liu as Doctor Strange. …..man, Lucy Liu could legitimately play the