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yourfriendsdad: I came home and dad was a couple of beers in and shirtless.  I decided to hang with him and see just how much he would take off. So we began to drink together.  It wasn’t long before I realized that my plan was doomed.  I was getting
pricklylegs: sirmicdoodle: xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasse
Fucking bastard! I go to the kitchen for three beers, come back, and the hottie I met at the park is already bobbing his THICK fucking dick. It’s so fucking big, he just whips it out and chicks dive for it. Lucky sonofabitch. So, I sat and watched.
Sonofabitch… I go to the kitchen for three beers, come back, and the hottie I met at the park is already bobbing his THICK fucking dick. It’s so fucking big, he just whips it out and chicks dive for it. Lucky bastard. So, I sat back and watched.
Master rolled down the window a bit, and left Puppy Slut in the car while he and Jake went to buy more beer and lube. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
As the orgy turned into a foursome, and the foursome a threesome, and the threesome a lonesome, andys’ muscles were flooding with pure twink protein. His cock was thicker than a beer can by the end of it and his bubble ass was so large prey would
The girlfriend getting naked at a public campground with campers all around us no wonder why after she got dressed a group of guys came over with beer and firewood and introduced themselves after their wife’s and kids went to sleep
@JustJesseC | Pant Spray through! http://clips4sale.com/93567/13669715After spending the afternoon mowing the lawn and drinking nothing but beer….and SEVERAL I may add. I wanted to get the entire lawn done and so I didn’t stop for a pee
mikisit: @JustJesseC | Pant Spray through! http://clips4sale.com/93567/13669715After spending the afternoon mowing the lawn and drinking nothing but beer….and SEVERAL I may add. I wanted to get the entire lawn done and so I didn’t stop for a pee
“I’ve just drink sevetal pints of beer, and I seriously need to pee. And I don’t want to waste water by flushing the toilets … So open your mouth, white boy, and don’t spill a single drop on the floor.”
Full Metal Panic, first season, episode 13, “A Cat And a Kitten’s Rock ‘n’ Roll.” Tessa ranks out Mao for being so sloppy with her beer and cigarettes, and Mao ranks out Tessa for being a little goody-goody. Mao’s
Samus and unknown planet 4Dear friends … I have a vacation and I’m leaving for the Black Sea … maybe for a week. I’ll drink beer and look at the bare asses of Russian girls … When I return to work on the film.
complxlifeofblackbrucewayne: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy
his brother has a house in Old NE and was gone for the holidays, so we went to CVS and got a bunch of beers and sat on his brother’s porch. a car rolled up to the stop sign with a couple of pizza boxes on the roof, and I was like “oh damn,
anonbottomguy24: FRAT BRO GANG BANGMe and the boys were watching some chicks wrestling on TV and having some beers but it got lame and since frat brother Tyler was here I decided to make him suck my cock. And even though he whines like a bitch when we
fatalneon:“Come closer and you can lurk better at my black opaques. You’re curious about tights aren’t you? Sit with me and I’ll go into their history and importance to fashion. Then we’ll go for some beers, and I’ll even feeldoe you. What’s
wilderknight: By now Timmy was used to his position in the frat, and loved it when his bro’s would get all beer drunk and dominant and gang fuck his face and ass.
cokeflow: I want a friend that I can just have a few beers with late at night and lay on a roof and chain smoke and talk about life and death but I also really want taco bell to deliver
rickdaryl: Whatever happened back there is being managed and kicked right up into its own ass one way or another. I know that. We got beer… and air conditioning… The table is set for the rest of our lives, and I hope those years to be long and fruitful.
cherry7upgirl: i hate in movies when there’s a guy at a bar and a woman next to him makes a raunchy joke or orders a beer and the camera flashes to his pleasantly surprised face because he has found a woman who is Cool and Can Hang and he never knew
lovethefamly: Me and my sister were visiting our aunt and cousin this summer and yesterday aunt was going out to a party. Me, my sister and our cousin decided to steal some beer from the fridge, but it ended up that we emptied the liquor cabinet. We
thefestivebraidsoffili: adamakara: rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY
akafoxxcub: channing tatum is like that guy in college who’s 1000% bro and loves his frat and is a world champion beer pong player and owns 324353 snap-backs and you’re just like UGH GROSS until you find him roaming the feminist lit section of the
wincest-captions: I brought over my boyfriend to watch movies with me. I thought maybe it would make my dad and brother give me one night of peace. But a couple beers in, and my boyfriend and family have become fast friends… and as always, I’m stuck
shanesalley: The LGBT community had a lot to be proud of this week and my friends and I had our annual celebration to watch the Chicago Pride parade.Every year, we end up flashing passer-by’s from our window and trading beer and shots to guys who show
Shanice looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Help me finish this beer and then you can use it to play with me.”“You don’t want me anymore?” he exclaimed.Shanice giggled and then said, “Oh, I still want you! You pick a hole for yourself and use
fthinousa: psuxedelikpragmat: asmissya: vasgoplasefa: naaasia: thereecipe: violetkeepp: thereecipe: do we really need anything but tattoos, beer, girls, and dogs? orgasms, whiskey and cats sunsets, stars, and pizza music and hennessy
kenway: i went up to get soda at chipotle and this 6 or 7 year old kid is in front of me and he perfectly filled his cup up almost to the brim with root beer and he carefully moved it under the ice dispenser and i don’t think he realized the consequences
fuckyesnicole: I just really want beer and sex. or rum and coke and sex. drinking and sex. it’s almost time for another vacation I think lmfao. Let’s do it all ;)
My dream relationship contains staying in, drinking beers, and playing Mario Kart 8. Watching anime and comedy shows. Cooking and baking together. Doing couple cosplays. Going to gaming conventions. Being best friends and partners.
lmbbabe:Just a small update! I’m still around, and round 😊This is after a spicy chicken sandwich, large red beans and rice, and a large coke from Popeyes, ice cream, and 3 beers. Over 2000 calories in one meal. I’m weighing about 165 now 🐷
little-loves-pandas:No but seriously, who wants to come drink a beer and make out and suck nipples and genitalia and fun stuff?
theperkofbeingwallflowers: ~ save tonight and fight the break of dawn. come tomorrow, tomorrow I’ll be gone ~ Eagle-Eye Cherry - Save Tonight I need a boyfriend to cuddle with and listen to old 70’s and 90’s music while drinking a beer and talking
muscleandgut: For the belly lovers… I drank a lot of beer and it was probably a bad idea. I’m really full and I’m probably gonna fall over when I try to get out of bed and stand up. But in the meantime, enjoy my belly and horniness…
