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jijijiji, im sucking my nini .... feel like relaxing and slowly close my eyes and I almost fell asleep :S
busybeatalks: dextalks and I were taking some naughty photos of us fucking on the sofa and he picked me up and laid me on the coffee table and my hair fell into the candle and almost caught my head on fire. We spent the next 15 minutes in a fit of
Orbis is a war machine of almost unfathomable age, built by eldritch hands to fight a war whose ruins and skeletons have long since decayed. Heavily damaged and left to rot he lay beneath the ground for eons as civilisations rose and fell only to eventual
ericjkrause: This looks both disgusting and totally hilarious! Wait for the little boy doing the stripper routine in the beauty pageant. I almost fell on the floor laughing at that point. (You know, real life ROFL.)
pondesteranosis: A request for cogsfixmore, Cogsy was showing off, Cool J almost fell down when he saw him and Paradox started walking towards him mumbling “I want it”.
myeroticbunny: Again they lifted and again they fell. Karl was still pumping semen into my wife and had been for what seemed like almost a full minute. I held my breath and watched, listening to his deep moans and my wife’s satisfied sighs.
I got up to make tea and almost slipped and fell on my back because I made a puddle on the floor
jaa-ne: this show is the most painful thing to watch but what’s even more painful is having to wait another week for an episode he licked her hand?? and then he was about to lick her again on her mouth i almost fell out of my chair
Me:*bladder bursting full*Also me: *laying cozily on my bed nuzzled in my pillows feeling like I could fall asleep* .. I play a dangerous game sometimes ..
This is gonna sound like a cliché omo scenario lol butttt…I’m getting really sleepy so started getting ready for bed and went to the bathroom to pee .. butmy toilet is out of commission cause my dad is taking it apart to put better parts in
Oh gosh I had a scary stressful dream tonight that almost made me have an accident but thankfully woke up in time ( “ •////•(\ )(Not really a pee dream but had the intense felling I needed to go the whole time) I was stuck in the woods trying to
Sean laughed ‘cause I got stuck and almost fell in the snow…
reginaxr0se: whenyougetrightdowntoit: grannypaintiesnchill: kenyanxgyal: majorish: rosyprncss: SEX TRAFFICKING SCHEME A girl and her sister almost fell victim to it. Please be careful Omg!!! Omg what’s going on in the DMV area!!!!??
inkskinned: this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials
chulaspice:bitch i choked on my water @newantihero @psychoxknyte ASDKFKSGALGL I ALMOST FELL AND BUST MY ASS
Lulu couldn’t remember much. Every time she woke up she just felt tired again and fell back asleep. This time she had a bit more awareness. The bed was very comfortable, but unfamiliar and she certainly didn’t recognize the plain white room
dumbubbledoor: SHORT PEOPLE’S LIVES ARE IN DANGER!!!!!!!!!!! i was trying to hang a poster on my wall but since i can’t reach i used a chair and i fell really hard on my butt!!!!! death almost caught me slipping!!!!!! @kelmasterslife awkward
Carleton asked Graham if he was cosplaying Dio and I almost fell down an escalator oh my god
appledress replied to your post “Carleton asked Graham if he was cosplaying Dio and I almost fell down…” OMG that’s why you were cackling yeah I’m so sorry I couldn’t contain it the situation was just too much for me to handle.
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allsonargent: favorite characters ≡ Winston Bishop “I’m a fun guy. I do pranks. Cece’s last wedding? The badger that fell down and almost killed a bunch of people, that was me! I’m Prank Sinatra, baby! Old Brown Eyes. Ain’t no prank like
theunforgiven13: i was in the store today and a song came on and one of the lines somehow involved joshua trees and i swear to god i almost fell over in the store i was laughing so hard
timey-wimey-pond: TOM BAKER CAME ONSCREEN AND MY DAD ALMOST FELL OUTBOF HIS CHAIR AND HE WAS SCREAMING “THATS MY DOCTOR, THATS HIM.” AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
inkskinned: this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was a koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:Rome watched as Jean almost fell from the sedatives, surprised they could take such a toll on him. He could tell the blond was confused by the offering and was curious why he didn’t take it right away like others would
xavierstea: Fell in love with a girlfell in love once and almost completelyshe’s in love with the worldbut sometimes these feelingscan be so misleadingshe turns and says are you alright?I said I must be fine cause my heart’s still beatingcome and
*sees own reflection* i am a goddess tbh??? a god?????? i am eternal and nothing can stop me????? *almost falls down the stairs a minute later*
i almost fell down the stairs this morning (shut up i was dizzy af wwww) and during the last few seconds of saltspray rig i fell into the water b/c i missed the elevator wwwww
hajime-nii: list of things that have happened to gintoki’s penis/testicles, please fell free to add more this is important grabbed by an old lady and almost ripped off the lose of his two balls also breakdancing with them floating around him substitued
songofages: inkskinned: this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was a koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials no
hamamatsu-shi: while in history class today we were watching a movie and thIS MOTHERFUCKER CAME ONTO THE SCREEN AND I JUST I GASPED RATHER LOUDLY AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT ALL THE WHILE BANGING MY HANDS ONTO MY DESK. everyone stared at me for
migueloharra: thejovians: astray-wanderer: Nina is 39 yrs old, on beat, doing cutesy r&b moves, lip syncing every word and at least had decent put together costumes. Silky almost fell 2 times, outfit was falling apart, underwear showing, hip pads
paintchipsforpyromancers: tothemancave: paintchipsforpyromancers submitted: I saw the weekend theme and had to celebrate! Hooray! :) I almost fell. Cherish that.
daddy4ulittlegirl: Daddy pushed me across the table, I almost fell. You fucking slut. You call your self a professional? You are a professional slut, just meant to suck and fuck cocks.
badlittlekitten: shugarbabie: lucidobscurity: ————— I almost fell off the couch during this scene last week. And then I thought, “Man, I’m jealous of that dungeon!” ~D~ ————— Oh no, this is precious! My favorite show in
guitarsandcontrabandx: When she moans “don’t stop” you better hold on for dear life..the ride’s about to get bumpy One time I fingered this girl and she would not stop cumming and telling me to go faster/harder. Swear my arm almost fell off
clearlyshamelessgalaxy: My wife fell asleep while watching TV without her bra on. I couldn’t help myself and I just had to play with her huge tits. I did get a bit too greedy and almost got caught part way through. She is OK with almost anything so
bands-and-despair: posiprinces: toboldlysplitinfinitive: Some ducks because you are sad thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER I needed this
memewhore:I just tripped and fell in the road and almost broke my femur (whole upper leg is painful and bruised) while dragging my garbage cans to the curb, so I’m pretty much the very living embodiment of trash cannot.
s1uts: This is not a goddamn apology tbh Bye Madge A. How is this a “term of endearment towards your WHITE son And b. well shit is it a term of endearment for your black kids too??? K BYE, YOU DUSTY SALTINE. I rolled my eyes so hard they almost fell
steph-breezii25: prettyandmean: addictedtothe-thrill: Flip your phone upside down The upside diwn part is soooo trippy. Like what if the sky was beneath us and we feared falling into the sky??? Woah mind blown Almost fell thru my phone
carbink: ewonenaellav: timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what i was thinking about this post earlier today and almost fell down the stairs
aellagirl: I modeled, shot, and edited this. The modeling was in my living room with a cheap black backdrop I got off amazon with a camera on a timer. I almost fell over and died.
elenahelfrecht: Tonight I nearly killed myself. When going back into the room I slid down and almost fell out. I completely lost grip. One second of pure fear. I really thought: “Okay, now it’s over.” Everything for Art. Facebook
grannypaintiesnchill: kenyanxgyal: majorish: rosyprncss: SEX TRAFFICKING SCHEME A girl and her sister almost fell victim to it. Please be careful Omg!!! Omg what’s going on in the DMV area!!!!?? This is so scary! SIGNAL BOOST
osunism: grannypaintiesnchill: kenyanxgyal: majorish: rosyprncss: SEX TRAFFICKING SCHEME A girl and her sister almost fell victim to it. Please be careful Omg!!! Omg what’s going on in the DMV area!!!!?? This is so scary! SIGNAL BOOST
forever-feeling-like: elmakias: My friends make me so happy i just almost fell out of my chair from laughing too hard. Adam, you’re awesome and I love you.
maryanne-omg: “why you talk so?"… and then he almost fell (x)
Hey guys... I have a favor to ask. A long time ago I met this girl on Tumblr. Her URL used to be iamaparawhore or something like that. We ended up connecting almost instantly and fell in love and a few months later we both traveled almost 300 miles to
teenagesorrow: I almost fell off and died, but no pain no game right?
jackandallison2: A little something sexy we thought you might enjoy @jackandallison2 have a great day ❣️ ❤️ http://mrmrssecret.tumblr.com/ 💋We tried that pose once and almost fell off the bed! Well done, @mrmrssecret
a-clockwork-girl: dude, FUCK recorders. i fucking had one when i was little and was playing with it in the backyard and i went down a slide and fell forward and it shoved down my fuckING throat and almost cut off my damn uvula omGGGGGGGG it was so
jackandallison2: jackandallison2: That moment when she leaned back and asked me, “How does that look?” When I leaned back, I almost fell. It was not completely romantic💋
inkskinned: inkskinned: this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials who started this going around again what
ouiladybug: The 5 times Sokka forgot Toph was blind and the 2 times he didn’t.
