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Beta and alpha kids
thcrsthry: (booties made rebloggable by request) Remember that time when I pimped out my boys and gave them away to my babies for prom? All reference of their bootylicious dresses are from modcloth. All pose references provided by the highly eccentric
greeneyespeeledforbluelookers: And now it’s time for some dirkjakes. Why, the forest is the most natural environment for a spontaneous blowjob, what are you talking about.
greeneyespeeledforbluelookers: Skteched by Pashfork, lined and coloured by me!
dacaton: she likes to dress them both up in gold and fuck
mashedpootato: also these two; one ass and one thing where i was gonna make a video but then woops lost focus :^)
mashedpootato: when u go to (or work at) the strip club and spot a pair of hotties
lady-egbert: continuation of previous dirkjohnkat threesome oops my hand slipped and there was another one.
trollsplay: April Fools smut! And it’s only 2 days late :D
TT: Sometimes I go fishing and check out the underwater ruins.
omg if I didn’t ship Dirk/uu before I sure as hell do now
I saw some pet!cherubs floating around and wanted to draw one too…
I designed these a few weeks ago and got a TON in yesterday. Wore one for the last 24 hours and wow, they’re selling fast! Thanks for the love everyone!
tealtang: idk y but in awkward convos i always wish i can just puke and leave the conversation because it is the most…drastic…..most spontaneous thing that can get you out of anything….. Hopefully their second combo will be better
starrykosmik: A little bit of mushy DirkJake… I know they aren’t perfect, if anything they’re the opposite…. but I’m a strong believer of true love and forgiveness… It might still crash and burn in the end, but when you love someone it’s
monoscribbles: alpha dave and baby dirk (◕‿◕✿)
m-gawain: amnesicartisan and plajus were talking about what would happen after the game was over and the kids had to simulate back into society and earth. dirk thinks all animals are seagulls
kpfightmaster: Dirk Strider
twerk-like-dirk: the-winchester-initiative: deweydrops: unscrupulousneckpunch: buymyshirtsyo: tastefullyoffensive: How chicks put on lipstick [via] I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are justD: I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES
twerk-like-dirk: the-winchester-initiative: deweydrops: unscrupulousneckpunch: buymyshirtsyo: zztastefullyoffensive: How chicks put on lipstick[via] I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just D: I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES
dyrkwyst: (via way in | Dirk Wuestenhagen Imagery)
king-god:i’m gonna be a dick and post this when everyone’s asleep. lol dick. yeah i actually really LOVE this couple sorry <3333 can i just draw them forever. kay up next is solluxterezi…
More kitties! Calliope is hanging out with Roxy the Parakeet and Jane the Lovebird, they’re her best friends ever. The second picture is just a quick sketch I didn’t know what to do with LOL uukitty being scolded by Dirk for trying to eat
Fun fact about harumi time! I really, really enjoy blood in art, and coloring it too! It’s really a lot of fun and I just love coloring blood drips and stuff. When I was 14 I was obsessed with DBZ so I loved drawing fighting scenes and blood
Started as a doodle, ended up as a test on a new tecnique.Watercolors and guache :3WIPS
OK SO:I found a super-cheap price copy of Pokemon Mistery Dungeon: Gateway to Infinity, it turned out that the pokemon companin have an HUGE hype for Adventure and stuff.Couln’t help myself to not call him JakeAnd draw this.this run is gonna be hilarious.
throne-stuck: —You and your faithful page march through the hallways of the castle: if your brother is smart, he’ll go and see the Royal Counselor, so you want to beat him to the punch. Political games, bitches.You enter her office, finding her quite
diirky: the boyz collab with the husbando, @halutations <3i sketched it and coloured dirk, he lined it and coloured hal!!
zankydraws:What if Jake was a cute demon 👀👀 and what if Dirk’s dumb ass was really hot and bothered because of him
ivalisian: sorry for being pretty much inactive lately, i have a lot of boring rl stuff to take care of and it sucks. here’s a recycled sketchy thing until i have time and energy for something new :((
naughtypelli: Again, I don’t sketch cum so imagine some at the end and if/when I color it there it will be. also: blindfold-for-sex-rather-than-sunglasses Dirk strikes again lol
kachek: The aftermath of two shots and a cocktail and some bad good decisions
applied-juice: dirk and jake do the horizontal tango
nymphicus: 1-2 favorite pre and post scratch kids in which dirk is nervous cause wow HIS BRO’S WATCHING HIM MAKE JUNK
..I completely forgot I even made this asfjs Homestuck opening sort of?? ahahuh anyway I made it back in april so it’s a bit old and full of errors too bluhh but oh well, and first time I animated people I think! [full size version!]
guzusuru: Sooo ummmm recently I hit something of a follower landmark and I figure GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. And most people follow me for animation/Homestuck, so I whipped this up, and it only took me 1 Sherlock episode and also the Tin Tin movie
michael-buble: (سತ ω ತ)س roxy and dirk
viria: Jake it’s about time to realize how precious your boyfriend is dammit>:C someone make Dirk happy. and not please trickster happy.
akitsu-47: I’d rather Fefeta hadn’t exploded. The rest, I wouldn’t change at all. If anything, Dirk showed us he really loved Jake (still does, I’m guessing) and that his wasn’t an obsession or an infatuation, but that he was genuinely wishing
harleys: it makes me laugh how many people are like “omfg Dirk and Jane’s friendship in this update is so cute!!!” like they’ve had a really great, really adorable friendship from the beginning. He rewrote a whole damn book for her basically
tinkerlu: EVERYONE WAS DOING CUTE VALENTINES SO I WANTED TO DO SOME AND I TRIED TO MAKE UP MY OWN SAYINGS AND I’M JUST
sonotcanon-draws: Sometimes when he stays the night, they pitch a tent made of blankets in the backyard, and Grandma brings them snacks and flashlights and enough comforters to drown in before settling in beside them and telling incredible stories that
wecansexy: the autoresponder just called dirk “vitamin d" and that is all i needed from a homestuck update
sleiin: yesthisiskenzie: static-and-glitter: I unglitched it! I’ve NEVER HAD STRIDER FEELINGS BEFORE i was laughing about Dave/mayor bUT THEN THIS HAPPENED AND IM WAILING LIKE A WALRUS
Anonymous asked you: /whispers Jake and Dirk do an Eskimo kiss eskimo kisses are cut e
what if Dirk when he was little pretended to be Kamina sometimes and went shouting at seagulls on the roOF
hazardgear: Happy birthday to you! Your art is amazing and this is a pretty goofy way to show my appreciation, but! Happy birthday! And I hope it was a completely awesome one! ((screams)) oh my god this is so great wow ;v; I love it so much thank
mallius: mallius: I missed you but I haven’t met you oh, but I want to my blog is 1 month old!! wweh thank you guys for the lovely comments and follows and delicious tears （ΦωΦ） lovely dreamer designs are rumminov’s and here’s
ardra-c:I was telling my friend about the Jar of Dirk and… Yeah… She asked if the jar was the equivalent of Gay Baby Jail… So I did a thing… lmao it’s like the gay baby jar
ikimaru: so everyone was like draW IT DRAW IT and I.. ok my inbox is full of jar of dirk jokes dammit guyss ahah aand added part 3 B) I’m not sure what happened #he’s free
johnandkatpluseight: yooooo it’s not as cute as what you drew, and I’ve got no Jake, but I based my cosplay off that one two panel comic thingy you made ;u; well also that dumb meme but w/e i got the idea from you and that’s all that matters
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
Alpha!Dave and Dirk movie night commission for echoingsentiment! (=
somebody suggested Jake wearing those zip away pants and Dirk doing the Will Smith pose?? hahah I’m jUstok
jakerdoodle:So I found out about Pomeranian Dirk and well I did this to my dogsI CAN’T BELIEVe
when u spot a rare Dirk with unstyled hair you have to take pics and then run for it
I’ve had this pic of the kids hanging out at some party/afterparty (possibly for new year’s eve? haha) in my folder for a while since dec 2014 and thought it would be sorta fitting to post now :^)
endless sweaters Dirk, endless
somebody mentioned a spiderman kiss and I remembered of this silly hero au so this somehow happened and yEAh
there was an old ask about Dirk teaching Jake to ice skate but tbh I don’t think he’d know how to either and he’d just pretend lmao
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![..I completely forgot I even made this asfjs Homestuck opening sort of?? ahahuh anyway I made it back in april so it’s a bit old and full of errors too bluhh but oh well, and first time I animated people I think! [full size version!]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cc4e17b333460cc218e4227c4b197d5e/tumblr_m7fctzMGNH1r9ee9go1_r2_250.gif)
