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thejgatsbykid: annabcth: Well, then the droid does belong to you. Luke: the droid says he belongs to you Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakin’s fucking nightmare robot: i don’t recall
sensalito: coffeebisexual: jewishcap: skywalker-anakin: jewishcap: THE PERSON I HOOK UP WITH RECOGNIZED MY FIC AS MINE AS THEY READ IT BECAUSE THE SEX IN IT REMINDED THEM TOO MUCH OF THE SEX WE’VE HAD………. I WANT TO DIE……………….
moonlandingwasfaked: everyone in the notes is crying but this is so fucking funny. ‘bitched, you did’
therobotmonster: professordiggsy: cydonian-mystery: theyoungerwhatelydaughter: twistedbutchknight: When he’s a 19 year old fascist and you’re a 24 year old democratically elected politician but he has a tiny braid so you’re helpless to his
gffa: Happy May the Fourth! | by Columbo
novaewalker: amarielah: I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo. I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.” The most accurate thing ever
taahko:its NEVER gonna stop being funny to me how many star wars prequels / original trilogy fics there are whose main plot driver is that someone has been thrown backwards in time to stop anakin from doing his bullshit and/or stop the jedi council from
bardicanomaly:ruyeka:freckled-homeo:hecallsmepineappleprincess:coloringpencils:nefertsukia:iamfitzwilliamdarcy:Things we lost in the fire: anakin skywalkerhiccup’s footZuko’s left eye Fucking tadashi Ciel’s Parents Mr and Mrs Baudelaire
twilimidnaz: ily = i love you ilysm = i love you so much ywmbaily = you were brother anakin i loved you
onlylolgifs: Anakin The Two Legged Cat
carrots-of-the-pirabbean: herasyndulla: carrots-of-the-pirabbean: jedi shaming sith shaming follow-up jfc Anakin this shit has got to stop
imnotthatfunnyipromise: takineko: victoryroseart: invisiblemanda: celticpyro: shygaladriel: atimelordswife: dryadalis: andrastesgrace: mst3k-marvel-nerd-in-the-theater: robotamputee: lostinhistory: caylakluver: I’m facing the apocalypse
reyton: lesbianrey: how anakin “shitlord” skywalker spawned such perfect and pure humans such as luke and leia just shows how padme’s sapphic power dominates all evil cogent point but let’s remember 2 give props to bail and breha organa +
randomsplashes: kylo: im gonna finish what u started grandpa!!! anakin:
force-2187: kenobians: my favorite part of episode 2 is when anakin and obi-wan are in pursuit of someone and they chase them into a club and obi-wan just up and makes a beeline for the bar and starts taking shots in the middle of the mission because
femaleryder: katebishcp: do you think other races in mass effect have made remakes of earth movies? because i suddenly can’t get the idea of an all elcor cast version of star wars out of my head “Remorseful plea, you were my brother, Anakin. Sincerely,
cherubs-anonymous: Roses are rose Cloaks are cloak It’s - Anakin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
darthluminescent:100% the most in-character Obi-Wan and Anakin bickering I have ever seen.
bi-oware: katebishcp: do you think other races in mass effect have made remakes of earth movies? because i suddenly can’t get the idea of an all elcor cast version of star wars out of my head “Remorseful plea, you were my brother, Anakin. Sincerely,
jaqobis: yet another wasted potential in tlj that pisses me the fuck off is Maz Kanata… girl is literally over a thousand years old, like, that right there makes her one of the most interesting characters in the entire canon. Anakin himself owned a
captainofalltheships: imnotstandingstill: Remember that time George Lucas casually inserted the dialogue “you’re shorter than I expected” when Anakin Skywalker encounters General Grievous in Episode III, indicating that he had never seen him before?
fizzy-dog: rockurai-skywalker: every-day-is-star-wars-day: pixelrey: this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith HOW IS THIS REAL IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound*obi wan, scared: how the fuck are
roachpatrol: ghostymcspooky: soloontherocks: notanotherreyloblog: thebaconsandwichofregret: azumariko: he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend
bogleech: rygoz: rygoz: me in 2034 watching Lobot: a Star Wars Story on Google Netflix Premium Prime and Anakin’s mom is revealed to be alive and a sith and the Emperor’s lover me in 2089 as Star Wars Episode XLIII: Mecha-Chewbacca vs. Wolverine
Star Wars character names are so weird, tho. Like, you get normal names (Luke, Ben, Rey, Owen, etc). Then you get the utterly bizarre ones. (Anakin, Poe, Padme, Bobba, etc) Then the sorta OK ones (Leia, Han, etc)
darth–nickels:Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did
whoopsrobots: betterbemeta: C-3PO makes me laugh because you have to remember he was assembled by a child out of things from a scrap heap. Everything about him makes sense if you bear that in mind. Anakin wanted a droid who could help his mother, but
yourfaveisabadparent: Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars is a bad parent!
screaminghansolo:“anakin, what do you have?”“a wife!”“NO!”
rattlegore:rattlegore:powerfulwizard:powerfulwizard:rattlegore:powerfulwizard:The reason Anakin turned evil is because he lacked the most essential component of a Star Wars hero: a weird little creature as a mentorstatistically ezra is the least evil
kyraneko: stephendann: pianopadawan: forcedintostarwars: At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and
poeticandors: Luke: How did my father die? Obi-Wan: Darth Vader betrayed and murdered your father. Anakin [from the Death Star]: STOP TELLING MY CHILDREN I’M DEAD! Obi-Wan: Sometimes I can still hear his bitching…
princeofnerds: viohra: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts! Bigfoot?? Anakin?? Darts?? Dart Vader
oifaaa: I was thinking about that rebels Au where anakin doesn’t become evil, while watching Star wars rebels and this ended up happening bc i really like Kanan (Other installments of this AU X / X )Bonus:
prophecyguy:Revenge of the Sith AU where Anakin can’t kill any younglings because they’ve set up hundreds of Space Home Alone style booby traps around the jedi temple
misskirby: i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them,
shatouto:alright-anakin:medusaceratops-deactivated20210:milfspectre1:medusaceratops-deactivated20210:revenge of the sith is hilarious, imagine getting up one day as a jedi knight faithful to the republic with a secret wife, and then proceed to have a
untilenglandisnomore:untilenglandisnomore:honestly Anakin and Padmé’s secret marriage has so much comedy potential and TCW did not take advantage of that at allI’m talking ridiculous sitcom hijinksAnakin diving out of Padmé’s high rise Coruscanti
medusaceratops-deactivated20210:anakin crying while he kills people is the funniest thing, imagine you’re a jedi youngling and this dude is full-on sobbing while chasing you down, like this motherfucker is white girl wasted sobbing. dude watched
miss-anakin-skywalker: My sweet, pink pussy was Wetter as fuck and I didn’t even know why! I guess someone made me think naughty things…ohnoes
scificity: This was the last time they spoke as friends. Anakin is standing in the dark, Obi-wan is standing in the lighthttp://scificity.tumblr.com
bardicanomaly:ruyeka:freckled-homeo:hecallsmepineappleprincess:coloringpencils:nefertsukia: iamfitzwilliamdarcy: Things we lost in the fire: anakin skywalker hiccup’s foot Zuko’s left eye Fucking tadashi Ciel’s Parents Mr and Mrs Baudelaire
sadmeamidala: some loser: ugh anakin is so….. me:
itsachristastrophe: muldertorture: cupcakelogic: don’t ever watch movies with me @itsachristastrophe That last panel is Anakin’s disappointment in his flesh and blood seeping through his mask.
definitelynotyourmom: ericscissorhands: “A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told.” What the hell is this emotional crap these guys are literally evil I mean Anakin killed a buttload of CHILDREN.
funnygamememes: You were like a brother to me, Anakin!
realisshoboy: Anakin: It’s too tight and hotim not sorry…
#except for you #since you murdered most of them
nocatgirlsnsfw: pixiv: アナキンスカイ Danbooru: Anakin Sky (utcc)
xizrax: full color commission of Ahsoka Tano and Anakin Skywalker during a long hard session of “Jedi training” yo know they did it at lease once~ ;9
jenari: marooncoconuts: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Plaque was combated by rebel toothpaste and mouth wash forces……. I NEED THE VADER ONE!! Red for me, blue for my girlfriend. At least it’s the Anakin one, so it still counts
Gimme Vader’s, Anakin’s and Maul’s, please.
4gifs: Anakin the two-legged kitten
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![poeticandors: Luke: How did my father die? Obi-Wan: Darth Vader betrayed and murdered your father. Anakin [from the Death Star]: STOP TELLING MY CHILDREN I’M DEAD! Obi-Wan: Sometimes I can still hear his bitching…](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4ee454bd7c42c4bdc25d1cc6bcd4fd7d/a3b40f0214113e32-f3/s512x512u_c1/35bf0672258fa417fee64d450b61d17c7450326f.jpg)
![princeofnerds: viohra: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts! Bigfoot?? Anakin?? Darts?? Dart Vader](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4dfc111f15b0b2344544da813f5020e5/152046b739adafd5-5d/s500x750/c062325111ab59fbd0beaf02317f1da9af4780cc.png)
