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anakedglassofwine: Strange shape for a Saturday. Most of the reason I haven’t been around has been my schedule. But recently my creativity seems to have left the building with Elvis. In place of fun themes, I am left with the ability to regurgitate
anakedglassofwine: I had the unfortunate realization today that I have now reached a point in my life where I am being passed over for much younger girls. How did that happen?! It’s cool, though, I still have a pretty kickass front end and a brain
anakedglassofwine: ‘You’re playing with my mind, baby ain’t no doubt, I’m thinkin’ bout everything I shouldn’t be thinkin’ about.’ -Thompson Square
anakedglassofwine: *Someone* suggested lingerie photos. And I happened to recently make purchases at VS. Those marketing monkeys know my type, because we all know I don’t wear panties. Yet am I able to only buy a bra? Of course not. For the sole purpose
anakedglassofwine: Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow..
anakedglassofwine: So I taste-tested today and I DO taste sweeter post sugaring! Of course one data point does not guarantee causation. If only there was a method to obtain more data…
anakedglassofwine: Apologies for the absenteeism. Between work and class I need water wings just to stay afloat! All the best things in life…*cough* surfing, *cough* gym, *cough* naked selfies, *cough* sleep…are suffering. Do you think ‘summer
anakedglassofwine: Sis is visiting me this weekend! We are hotel-ing it for one night. And look at my cute new undergarment!
anakedglassofwine: First day in weeks that I purposely didn’t set an alarm. Eight hours feels heavenly.
anakedglassofwine: Another one of these ruses where I draw you in with a nip and then proceed along some unrelated tangent…. Yoga lesson for the day: Everything in life happens FOR you, not TO you. For you-to learn, to grow, to evolve. I know that
anakedglassofwine: In honor of the fact that so many of you are totally awesome individuals I will…let you know if the house next door goes up for sale. You’re welcome in advance.
anakedglassofwine: Stretchy Saturday…I can haz cuddlez and moviez? Except that isn’t my life. That must be my alter ego, A Clothed Plastic Cup of Water. I was approached by senior management this week about moving up in the company. Obviously
anakedglassofwine: What is, ‘Sleep for another hour?’ I’ll take, ‘Better Options Than Work,’ for 跌, Alex.
anakedglassofwine: Keeping the theme of weird shapes. I had a doc appointment today-yes, THAT doctor. He asked for the rundown on my current sex life. I just laughed.
anakedglassofwine: Hey it’s me. With my tree. At the end of the wee….k. Do you ever say out loud what’s in your head and then think, ‘Today is one of those days where I should just talk to the dog?’
anakedglassofwine: I’ll trade. You do the practice exam for the next couple of hours, and I’ll go to the beach! Trust me, you won’t like the beach anyway. You get all sandy, there’s seaweed, probably sharks…I’m actually doing you a favor.
anakedglassofwine: I had a friend over on Friday. Let’s call it what it is-a friend with the occasional benefit. He’s chill, we get along well, and he looks incredible naked. We’ve been…err…‘benefitting,’ for a couple of years. He made
anakedglassofwine: It’s been awhile, eh? So today I started Christmas shopping. I love giving carefully chosen gifts, so I bought books for a few people. I treasure wandering through a bookstore and trying to find the right match. Books are intimate,
anakedglassofwine: Look at my adorable socks! I really only wanted to take a photo for that reason.
anakedglassofwine: I’m out of town visiting friends, but life goals…having a big freestanding tub in my house. Or outside my house. Whatever. A friend thought this photo was best shared with all of you.
anakedglassofwine: A-f’ing-MEN.
anakedglassofwine: One more since I think I look cute with a cock.
anakedglassofwine: Thanksgiving holiday hump day! We are mixing camels with turkeys. Camurkey? Stores a ton of water and can easily put you to sleep? Excellent when stuffed, but watch out! He spits! Some days I’m convinced there is something weird
anakedglassofwine: Headed out to yoga today. I had received a request for Dancer’s pose, although I was quite honest in my response that I’m not the most graceful. This is one of the poses I’m working on to get better. Mostly because it looks really
anakedglassofwine: It has not been a good week. So either I gave you all an outtake from the thigh high/stripper heel shoot, or you could have a current picture of sledding dog pj pants with a Frozen bandaid on my foot. My guess is this would win the
anakedglassofwine:Bottomless yoga? What if I put down a towel? Side note: Yoga is not productive to growing bigger shoulders. As my friend suggested, maybe I should eat Nutella and Oreos!
anakedglassofwine: Yesterday evening I had to do a bit of laundry. I hopped up on my washing machine and determined that it did not feel very sturdy. How do people mess around on these things?! I was afraid I was going to dent the lid just by sitting
anakedglassofwine: I had a suggestion to use a scarf in a photo, and it seemed appropriate as the weather is a bit wintery today. I’ll probably play more with the scarf in these chillier months.
anakedglassofwine: I have these ridiculous shoes that look like a mashup of the local strip club and Dorothy on her way to Oz. I have exactly zero reasons to wear them outside my house. So today they are ‘study break’ heels.
anakedglassofwine: The real problem with playing on your own is that inevitably your arm ends up completely contorted and falling asleep.
anakedglassofwine: For sure the neighbor dad got a clear view of the back of this bikini. I should have called out that it is nearly impossible to give yourself a good spanking.
anakedglassofwine: jaalmanza: Gym body So I love this because this girl is kickass, obviously. But it still begs the question, what nutrition store allows half-naked posing? Because I can promise I’ve never seen this at any GNC near me. If I did,
anakedglassofwine: Muscles on the backside-let’s get big!
anakedglassofwine: I have gym songs on my iPod that are specifically reserved for leg day. ‘Baby Got Back,’ ‘The Thong Song,’ and ‘Shake Ya Tailfeather,’ to name a few. Don’t want none unless you got buns, hon.
anakedglassofwine: Mondays are for the birds. Especially travel Mondays on two hours of sleep!
anakedglassofwine: Long day ahead filled with festivities. Hanging out for a minute!
anakedglassofwine: Just returned from a beach bootcamp class with my friend. Surely I must need help extracting sand from those hard to reach places?
anakedglassofwine: I have been remiss in posting a selfie these last few days. And I ate a burger last night. Oh well, back to the grilled chicken today!
anakedglassofwine: He said, ‘That’s a hot pussy.’ I simply replied, ‘I know.’
anakedglassofwine: Margaritas and a little sundress!
anakedglassofwine: Trying to get around to more of the requests! This ask was for the plug in while doing normal activities. I am zesting (apparently not a word) lemons for raspberry crumb bars for Easter brunch with my buds.
anakedglassofwine: So what I am wondering is, who is willing to give out some spanks this fine Saturday? I am even willing to blow dry my hair first. And I am more than amenable to trading for a cute red hand print and some photographic evidence. I’m
anakedglassofwine: Since much of the U.S. is under snow, or just plain freezing, let’s have a throwback to why sundresses are just so awesome. Two thumbs up for this type of attention.
anakedglassofwine: Really nothing spells class like the skeevy workplace bathroom selfie. Fridays are clearly meant for gym tights and poor decisions.
anakedglassofwine: Who decided that Monday was a good idea following a weekend out-of-town? I reject that horrible plan. Wake me when it’s Thursday. I can handle a Thursday.
anakedglassofwine: Another one from yesterday. Not quite as pretty, but I like the use of the mirror. This reminds me of life. Not everything is going to turn out perfectly every time, but there is something to be gained by recognizing what makes each
anakedglassofwine: If I bring the s'mores, will you make room for me in your hammock?
anakedglassofwine: In my mind: I’m going to take this hot sultry photo with my ass and my feet and my crop. In reality: there’s my ass, feet, crop, and…the dog leash, my jump rope, the edge of the couch, some books… I could have cropped it all
anakedglassofwine: I had early morning yoga today, so here’s a weird shape for you.
anakedglassofwine: Lifted legs this morning. Tune that popped up? The Thong Song. I felt the need to honor that today.* *Panties only worn for photo. Reverting to commando self.
anakedglassofwine: One of my favorite people wanted to see more of my super cool socks. And I’m at work so I am spreading the love to those less fortunate. I’m sorry you can’t also be at work.
anakedglassofwine: Sometimes you need to have the courage to touch the butt. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
