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avatarparallels: I’m an old lady!
folkdad: i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining
peachiepals: people say that our generation is entitled, but have you ever tried to tell an old lady that her coupon doesn’t apply???
The Orphanage. Great hilarious fucking scene where an old lady pushing a baby stroller gets hit by a bus
uchihagakure: Life goals: kick ass as an old lady like Chiyo baasama
mizufae: These fuckers are delicious and I don’t give a damn if that makes me an old lady or what.
begitalarcos: Wade dives to save an old ladies poodle from being hit by a car and ends up falling off a short bridge, when Peter and the dog look over he has a “Silence of the Lambs” moment and Peter as usual has no idea what he's talking about
hajime-nii: list of things that have happened to gintoki’s penis/testicles, please fell free to add more this is important grabbed by an old lady and almost ripped off the lose of his two balls also breakdancing with them floating around him substitued
cybergata: Shironeko spending the afternoon with the cute girl from next door, who happens to be Kuro’s mother.
Things that piss you off even though they shouldn’t: Just got accused of parking too close to the line by an old lady whose car was parked ON the line.
lexxgotthejuice: xogeniuss: She is just not pretty to me 🚮 She looks like an old lady Why is her upper lip drawn on? I need answers
welshestwelshie: perpetualvelocity: feministism: I brought this up to an old lady once and she said “but it’s a single person bathroom I don’t have to share it with other people” and I was like … So are gender neutral bathrooms…. Plane
ishipitlikeups: motherfuckingdragonsyo: I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear
motherfuckingdragonsyo: I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t
t-staudt-things: love a taste come on make an old lady happy,tongue it then fuck it and shoot your load deep in my belly i want to feel it leaking out all day and soaking into my sexy underwear
leftovercrayons: Minami, Reiko, Sumire and Nanaka
nifigiri: nifigiri: nifigiri: nifigiri: I was scrolling through Twitch and found a steam of an old lady painting and chatting and it’s honestly the most wholesome thing She wants to make it to 500 followers by the weekend so she can have a reason
nikoniko808: nifigiri: nifigiri: nifigiri: nifigiri: I was scrolling through Twitch and found a steam of an old lady painting and chatting and it’s honestly the most wholesome thing She wants to make it to 500 followers by the weekend so she can
bbwbounty: What an old lady booty should look like! more inside
vinesnow:thug granny - more vines
it-is-a-3-patch-problem: frightfullytreeish: so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig And now I will never unsee it
amovible: I feel so bad there’s an old lady who knocked at our door asking if someone found her black cat, smokes, and she’s really worried because it usually just sits on her porch and never goes past there, and I’ve seen it, it only goes on the
just-another-dream: If you’re still wondering if Gravity Falls is a good show or not, one episode contained: an old lady suggesting her husband went to hell TV Tropes lampshading a reference to basically every video game creepypasta ever a reference
motherfuckingdragonsyo:I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t
7vs8:Jerma punched an old lady last night
marisatomay: taco-bout-a-shit-blog: marisatomay: sometimes……people….say nice things…… Sources? an old lady told me I was very kind and had a beautiful soul once (1)
emmajstone: I don’t like going out that much. I’m kind of an old lady. After 11 p.m., I’m like, "Don’t these kids get tired?"
thivus: liquidstar: liquidstar: liquidstar: teen titans 03 was literally so fucked up because you’d have one episode that’s like “lol the teen titans got brain washed by an old lady from a pie funny moments XD” and then literally the next episode
ameliebedrawing: an old lady and her angel helpers! Commission Info
thisfeliciaday: I’m like an old lady I can’t help but share the baybeez!
rongzhi:Dressing like an old lady to go out with grandpaEnglish added by me :)
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak: I’m dehydrating mango for the first time and let me tell you how amazing my whole house smells. I can’t wait to do pears tomorrow! Also, I can’t wait to get a dozen cats and a smock and become an old lady art teacher.
womenofasimilarage: “Hey Fella, you wanna make an old lady happy?”
maturenipsandbush: Good body for an old lady. Bet that pussy has seen some action over the years
dontcallmesquishy: I feel like such an old lady. 👵 It’s only 9 o’clock 🕘 and I’m tired af 😴
this is my favorite candy in the whole entire world. i can’t wait to be an old lady, so i can just have them on deck in my purse 24/7. along tiny bottles of booze.
mamrie:wayoffbeat: x/x/x Hannah as an old lady is my favorite thing,
anothersh0tatlife: cannabisbliss: anothersh0tatlife: I feel like the maid from AHS :3 you feel like an old lady trapped inside the perverted fantasies of those that inhabit the house you clean, deriving all pleasure from splitting up marriages? Yes
naughtynaughtyanime: it-is-a-3-patch-problem: frightfullytreeish: so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig And now I will never unsee it Ireland is a flying pig
