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nsarararara: Me: “Hey, wanna see a magic trick?” *removes panties from beneath skirt*GF: “You ain’t a magician, you a ho.” this is me on my other blog. Yes, this is an actual exchange between me and my gf.
A companion piece to the post for Mizuki’s (Gravion) boob-jiggle. The first line of the text actually comes from the sell copy on an older release of the DVD.
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calicomia: Unf I remember this text Fuuuck I want this.
thedeadguyintheback:how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption
I used to be like this until I made the decision to stop being so angry and sad about things - I just wasn’t going to do it anymore. I got rid of the negative…toxic people in my life, and just make an actual effort to be happy. I’m
misssubmisss: A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little
couchprincess:It’s actually a surprisingly quick process to stretch your stomach, as it turns out. I can’t lie about how much it turns me on that I’m capable of devouring an entire tub of ice cream in a single sitting now…and
danteasers: fanboy-phil: rudeplanet: An actual text I was sent This is the most romantic thing ever. the only pickup line i’ll accept
thedeadguyintheback: how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption
so i may just have spent like 40-50$ on sexy stuff for my senpai
bronzebasilisk: fiztheancient: littleotherkinthings-andproblems: [image text: “Otherkin problems: Being disabled in a way that keeps you from running.”] hey fuck you WHATwait are people actually using being an otherkin as a disability excuse
akumyo said: Have you tried livestreaming commissions or creating an illustrated commission post? Visual posts tend to get more attention than text ones. i did make a visual commission guide but it actually got less attention than my text posts do
I go from having an insanely large sex drive, to barely having one at all. Actually, the most I want is my hand at the moment. I wonder if this is just a phase.
garouga: “if u think a character is genderqueer ur enforcing gender binary” this is an actual thing that someone thinks. someone actually says this and thinks that it’s true.
sailorvenuss: Morgan: We forget half of what they teach us in school, but when it comes to the torment and the people who inflicted it, we’ve all got an elephant’s memory.
earlhamclassics: thoodleoo: thoodleoo: there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey were actually composed by a variety of poets through an oral tradition rather than just by one poet, so what if the homeric texts are actually just a
Don’t let the “Feel-Good” ending of the Ahmed Mohamed story fool or distract you: A minor was interrogated for hours and hours and repeatedly denied access to a lawyer or his parents by police when he asked. That is an actual crime.
invaderxan: …and that picture is not it. Actually, this is an image of Barnard 68, a dark interstellar cloud made up of dust and molecular gas, absorbing light. The void this text is referring to is the Eridanus Supervoid, distant and apparently empty
kaible: catbountry: zygoats: zygoats: a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the
thejolliestsamwinchester: dontbeanassbutt: Did you guys know you can text Groot. (866)740-4531 give this number to a guy who won’t take no for an answer instead of your actual number
popkas: An example of how monsters are not merely “robots”. I have NO idea what that flavor text is implying. Hengers actually ARE robots, and Proto doesn’t seem particualrly non-robotic. For that matter, non-Henger monsters are never considered
phhat:fanboy-phil:rudeplanet:An actual text I was sentThis is the most romantic thing ever.block the number
ninjasexrobot: ((I’m gonna be honest with you guys, I’m actually kinda blocked with answering the questions. Maybe I’ll just use texts and emoticons if that’s alright? Meanwhile have a pinup cyborg Genji in the summer games skin as an apology.))
rudeplanet: An actual text I was sent
cumulae: this is an actual text kyouya got from tamaki
eridick-amporna: komaedanag1to: seridan: komaedanag1to: why do people take tumblr so fucking seriously one of the most popular posts on this site is literally an orange with comic sans text that says “i killed a man" what if the orange actually
fanboy-phil: rudeplanet: An actual text I was sent This is the most romantic thing ever.
commanderpigg: these are not edited an actual person had to draw every frame of this
disenchantinqs: a guide on how to not be a shit texter: don’t take over an hour to respond EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! actually READ everything the person you’re texting says!!! ACKNOWLEDGE what they say!!!! answer their damn questions!! if you have to
rudeplanet:An actual text I was sent
jakefreakingperalta: B99 + Text Posts (4/?) why does this text post sound like an actual cold open from the show
heartless: CAN SOMEBODY TEXT ME FIRST OR ACTUALLY MAKE AN EFFORT TO TALK TO ME I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO THROW MYSELF AT MY FRIENDS TO GET ATTENTION
Ever notice the people who talk the most shit about college have not opened up a text book since 2007? "Its' just a piece a piece of paper". No, it's actually a degree that symbolizes how you had to step out of your comfort zone and passed an array of
policeghost: an “oyasumi, punpun” print for awa! i had struggled with the composition of this but in the end i sort of like it now @_@ i was going to add text but i thought best not to add it.the bg is actually my friend minow’s hallway outside
I am actually sick to death of getting ready for the time my boyfriend is supposed to see me then an hour before getting a text saying ‘I dont think I will see you, I kind of want to see you but I also don’t’ .. ugh it sucks and hurts
my coworker said she’d give me a ride to work. i’ve called her three times and sent her a text like an hour ago. nothing. she’s actually pushing ignore on my phone calls. what the fuck?
disenchantinqs: a guide on how to not be a shit texter: don’t take over an hour to respond EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! actually READ everything the person you’re texting says!!! ACKNOWLEDGE what they say!!!! answer their damn questions!! if you have
You little nugget, why are you rebloging me without saying something?? I’m not a popular text post I am but a Giraffe This is an actual picture of me
jaid-the-keeper:naked-yogi: ryandonato:naked-yogi: An artist I follow just posted a text post saying “I have no room for straight people in my life anymore,” or something like that… I unfollowed them because damn I can’t discriminate against
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