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memewhore: shitrichcollegekidssay: Propaganda works. My dad wanted to see a movie last Friday and I told him American Sniper was the only thing playing in town and he goes, “Ew, no, I want to be entertained, not disgusted.” I was
kievan: Jotaro acts like he does at the beginning because he grew up half-white with an American mother in Japan in the 70′s and 80′s, and Japan being hella xenophobic probably means he was bullied a lot as a kid. His dad never being around didn’t
blaineaderson: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved
tritrippiehippie: outrunmyself: majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer These are all worth the reblog. Last one I thought the one with
cumsockmonkey: tokomon: the first minutes of american sniper consists of the main character shooting a little muslim child and then having a flashback to him hunting deer with his dad when he was younger— thus implying that people of color are nothing
majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
outrunmyself: majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer These are all worth the reblog.
republicansareahategroup: startrektofinish: republicansareahategroup: sorta-dad: critical-perspective: alaija: bububorg: startrektofinish: Not to take away from this scene, because it’s amazing, but do Americans realise that root beer is gross?
muchymozzarella: forsakentevinter: So my dad used to teach human evolution at the University of Minnesota, right? And his favorite thing was discussing Native American cultures and bashing misogyny. So he’d start off class by going “Raise your
muchymozzarella: serre-la-lumiere: forsakentevinter: So my dad used to teach human evolution at the University of Minnesota, right? And his favorite thing was discussing Native American cultures and bashing misogyny. So he’d start off class by
you are the sun.
jeniphyer: majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer I’ve done the last one before, shits dangerous as shit but I finally tasted Godiva
crtter:crtter:crtter:crtter:My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in EnglishIt goes something like thisQ: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?A: Because the British are missing the queen and the
tokomon: the first minutes of american sniper consists of the main character shooting a little muslim child and then having a flashback to him hunting deer with his dad when he was younger— thus implying that people of color are nothing more than animals
Seattle teen calls out her dad’s Native American art. He learns she’s right
djinfernosetfire: ‘I consider myself black’: Paris Jackson insists she’s African-American because her father Michael always told her she was Paris Jackson, 18, said her dad would point at her and tell her that she was black✊🏿✊🏿 Her pale
primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more
a-gang-of-hylians: blaineaderson: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened
rejecters: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved
mothafuckin-sandbirde: everythingmeansnothingtomee: pepsifur: Think about this next time someone around you defends American Sniper. Fuck that movie. I tried telling my dad it was racist and he wouldn’t hear a word of it. I ended up having to
hetalia-is-now: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY Us americans were all like,
iwrd: AMERICAN BEAUTY 1999 “Your dad’s actually kind of cute.”
manimator: Ugly American’s back plates! Callie’s dad had a lot of ex-wives.
kaslytherine: blaineaderson: primatchi: scrapbookbeta: Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened
dark-astrology: lishery: dark-astrology: my dad brought home a black widow and our family dynamic has totally changed You mean black widow as in a widowed African American? no like the spider
wintersolsticeskin: tokomon: the first minutes of american sniper consists of the main character shooting a little muslim child and then having a flashback to him hunting deer with his dad when he was younger— thus implying that people of color are
thisismyvomit: mcavoys: Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney attend the premiere screening of FX’s ‘American Horror Story: Hotel’ at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live on October 3, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. Mom !!!!!!! Dad!!!!
I am as American as can be but that is my dad’s drinking song,god rest his soul
circumcisedperfection: “Doctor but why are you measuring my balls?…..Dad said he arranged to have me circumcised, so I confirm to American standards”
I’m gay and African American. As a dad, I still have it easier than working moms.
anakinskywkler: “My great uncle was in Dad’s Army. And I don’t know if Americans will know that. It was a hugely popular show in England. They’re redoing it as a film. Michael Gambon, who played Dumbledore [in the Harry Potter movies], is playing
![anakinskywkler: “My great uncle was in Dad’s Army. And I don’t know if Americans will know that. It was a hugely popular show in England. They’re redoing it as a film. Michael Gambon, who played Dumbledore [in the Harry Potter movies], is playing](https://64.media.tumblr.com/26b0bcec015350d6e62c576be680406f/tumblr_o07tvxsP331u6l9wmo1_250.png)
