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coconutmilkyway: DWARVES AND ELVES ARE SO CUTE I HATE IT lord of the rings has me in its clutches. i keep drawing legolas and gimli, help. they literally sail off into the sunset together and that killed me like i love them so much i need an ambulance
iamravensdreams: chasingshhadows: fenominus: moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know
get-fit-live-healthy-for-life: lawebloca: the best ambulance Jfc
did-you-kno: “I couldn’t leave him there alone, but I had to go, so I was going to ring an ambulance. I told him they could help him feel better. But he was like ‘please, please don’t call them, I’m fine, I just want to walk around for a while,
cumversatile: If you don’t need an ambulance yet, then there’s room for more cock
sc010f: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
morinover: daisydeadhead: antlerology: Just a few of the stories my great aunt told me about women in the 60s: 1) A woman she worked with at the hospital who had a baby with one of the ambulance drivers. When work found out they fired her (he kept his
booty-uprooter: asryakino: srsfunny: Masha The Hero They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in oh good I was worried
geekishchic: nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so
cuddlethot: abblermouse: ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop
e-seal: e-seal: hungwy: was watching the bachelorette and one of the dudes was mauled by an invisible force. he was bleeding out the floor and no one noticed? no one called an ambulance. does this happen normally? yeah that was the bachelorette, it’s
slapmytitties: What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
thats-slightly-raven: thats-so-kat: thats-slightly-raven: HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED 999? You mean 911? I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered
theonion: Man On Gurney Has Brief Word With Protagonist Before Entering Ambulance
avivajazz: robcam-wfu: Samuel Beckett ● Molloy ● Opening Lines “I am in my mother’s room. It’s I who live there now. I don’t know how I got there. Perhaps in an ambulance, certainly a vehicle of some kind. I was helped. I’d never have
cameronfryesgirlfriend: cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
frenchheartattacks: so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he didn’t think he was breathing and so my mom rushed a few ambulances out and directed him on how to give cpr over
spacephantom: taboop: iridessence: the devil flew out of her mouth for trying to be racist send an ambulance I’m dying WHATS HAPPENING
controlledeuphoria: boylarva: randomlovesawkward: HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE I CANT HANDLE ANYTHING RIGHT NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION THE DOG IS WOUWUOWUOUWOUW AND IM CRYING MY TEARS IM DROWNING LMAOOOOOOOOO
:something about the act of kissing someone’s hands or even just pressing your lips against their knuckles as some form of desperation is *gunshot sound* *ambulance sirens* *people screaming* *buildings falling down* to me
totaldivasepisodes: So, uh… sorry about that whole ambulance thing…
alphaomegatron: Nicer ambulances Faster response times Better looking drivers Remember the new number!
victoriousvocabulary: beeple: COLOR WALK AMBULATE [verb] to walk about or move from place to place; stroll; wander. Etymology: from Latin ambulātus (past participle of ambulāre, “to walk”).
asukafag: japaneseanimes: the nintendo ambulance is being rushed to your house, wiiu wiiu wiiu
friendlycloud: houseofthegolem: justice4mikebrown: In reference to the protests in NYC yesterday. (Dec. 5) Bastards All And very insidious. Next time an ambulance will come to pick sick people up, protesters will not believe that and block them,
missivesfromghosts: missivesfromghosts: Tonight the NYPD tricked protesters into helping them by driving empty ambulances through the crowd. We thought they were transporting real sick people and let them through. Instead they were there to corrall
fandommember: benaddictedcumberbabe: cameronfryesgirlfriend: cause of death: too shy to call ambulance Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone Someone else might have needed it more
pilgrimkitty: fatgirlopinions: moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know if this is true
ketholicism: fenominus: moonblossom: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know if this is true or..Like,
otpprompts: Imagine your OTP having to call an ambulance because they were having sex so hard that one of them (or both) fractured their pelvis slightly. Bonus: they have to explain to the doctors how it happened and both are too embarrassed to do it.
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:Injury and Illness CareMy muse is sick and/or injured. Send a symbol to…🤕 Tend to their injuries🚑 Call them an ambulance💋 Press your lips to their forehead to check for fever🧽 Clean them when they’re unable to clean themselves💉
monstergirlsleepover: Oh my gosh! Do you need me to call an ambulance?!! Σ(ﾟロﾟ)Click here to see UNCENSORED gifs from the Monster Musume anime~!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sofapizza: but at least they look good for the ambulance. Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
rlyjewish: spiritsandkanye: notkatniss: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire AHHHHHH FUCK IUFBE#IUFB#U$IBU$%BI$BG%UI#BRG#UYG BY#VGJWEBGUWBGUWEBG OH MY FUCKING GOD im just gonna call an ambulance for you
lawebloca: the best ambulance
itsasongaboutwantingyoudead: momjeans95: itsasongaboutwantingyoudead: I was feeling myself the other day. My hair, my lips, my eyes, my overalls. FEELING IT TELL. YOUR. FRIENDS. you literally knocked the wind out of me call an ambulance They’re
scotchtapeofficial: golfgalaxy: today i am john me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine
hermionxjean: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thoughts: In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance. I don’t know if this is true or..Like, having to pay for
just-shower-thoughts: Every time I see an ambulance I automatically assume somebody is dying or already dead.
yourroyalpenis: camsfarts: thelastgreatkings: amplesex: gay and pale x ugh, i’m not that pale tho :( ^^^OH GOD! HAhahahaha! Call an ambulance
theheroheart: [One ridiculous musical interlude later.] Now all I can think of is that super funky synth-riff that plays when Tegan steals the ambulance…
pikachugifs: Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
thefelineofaveb: looking at the world from an ambulance.
aoclear: here comes the dmmd ambulance “ii yoo ii yooo ii yoo”
nohomoujaku: girlcumsmoothie-deactivated2016: uiop changed it a bit/o/ sHIT S HIT— FUC-K„ N„ [[HEAVY BREATHING AND AMBULANCE SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE]] THIS IS SO BEAUITFU L GOD DANG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I LOVE IT ITS MY FAVORIET THING IN HTE WORLD
hatzigsut: the new public lynching. leave a black body in the street for hours. call for crowd control, but never an ambulance. create a spectacle that says, “this could be you.”
okay excuse me miss is probably my fav song on misconceptions of me and i’m so fucking mad i never listened to the shinee world iv version of it i’m crying there are tears i’m wheezing help someone pls help me call an ambulance call the pd call
deepthroating-sehun: oh-dults: exowhore: ohunsoo: sluttyjongin: suckmyzicock: dammit sehun, is this some kind of joke call an ambulance fuck. Oh dear. seNd he L p I CAN’T BREATHE
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![theheroheart: [One ridiculous musical interlude later.] Now all I can think of is that super funky synth-riff that plays when Tegan steals the ambulance…](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7cd52b0432e360e21793d73e5908c9c2/tumblr_nc4rdtHGvW1qfigugo1_250.png)
![nohomoujaku: girlcumsmoothie-deactivated2016: uiop changed it a bit/o/ sHIT S HIT— FUC-K„ N„ [[HEAVY BREATHING AND AMBULANCE SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE]] THIS IS SO BEAUITFU L GOD DANG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I LOVE IT ITS MY FAVORIET THING IN HTE WORLD](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2fa265045ad3727521fffb63caf9cc75/tumblr_n4pvcfrzeo1r6x0l5o1_250.png)
