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megancarry: always-smiling-on-the-outside: absolutelylaughable: :THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES. OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this. Forever reblog. READ THIS.
ladypandacat: hitchinaride: flesheatingfuck: retronoisette: blueboxparchment: omgtsn: patternicity: what twerk team nationals #I #um #I debated not reblogging this I truly did #but then I asked myself ‘when am I ever going to get an opportunity
brunetteprincess0013: makeawishandtakechance: wheresthe-innocence: doinitlikeabawwsss: sohardtoreach: THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES. OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to
little-crush-things: iloveemofuck: sylveonwithabow: mabuhaymofos: thebronyguardian: thunderdash28: always-smiling-on-the-outside: absolutelylaughable: :THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES. OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need
hounds0f-anubis: “I am an ever growing work of art; an endless canvas.”
graciepincer: always-smiling-on-the-outside: absolutelylaughable: :THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES. OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this. Forever reblog. READ
baaeirene: most painful scene in new who: bad wolf bay ↳ Am I ever going to see you again? You can’t.
this is honestly the weirdest first deep conversation with a person, i’ve ever had. usually the first deep convo you have with someone doesn’t go with you guys “arguing” about who is right and wrong and stuff, you know? but still,
thatenglishamericangirl: elsa-everdeen: teenyweenynotepad: artemislocheia: 5sos-smut-world: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT
Reblog if you've ever ruined your sleep schedule just to talk to someone
fuckyesnicole: 1. Picture of yourself. 2. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? monogamy is my policy. hahaha.3. Have you ever been dumped? i always get dumped.4. What do you most like about making out? how incredibly
legalmexican: kingsleyofficial: HOW THE HELL AM I EVER MEANT TO UNWATCH THIS I FUCKING SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND FELL ON THE FLOOR
hear-i-am-4-ever:
i-am-an-assbutt-of-the-lord: wwhatevver-ampora: lesbianathogwarts: bashdoard: fuckyeah-bill: Promoing at the beach Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were
owen5mith: “They say pain is an illusion This is just a bruise and you are just confused but I am only humanI could use a hand sometimes”
magentamayhem: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
fraternityrow: “I am catastrophically in love with you.” Cassandra Clare
Things I am currently craving
willtwerk4doughnuts: causeallidoisdance: tasteful-side-boob-always-wins: yes-i-am-lucifer: rosejanenoble: I’m fairly certain I’ve reblogged this before, but goddamn, they’re all sO CUTE. #Can we talk about how realistic this is #it literally
cokeproblem: cokeproblem: TALL BOYS ARE MY GUILTY PLEASURE I am 5’2” so basically this means anyone taller than me
flowury: i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
jasonm44: nudedreamer: when I was younger I always thought that I was weird that I had wide hips because all my friends were thin. I’ve learnt not to compare myself with anyone and that I’m perfectly happy with who I am Your hips are really sexy,
Giraffes Are Taller Than I Am.
pink-vulva: God please prepare my pussy for this dick i am about to receive. let my walls stretch like my 4c hair stretches after a fresh twist out. give me the strength to handle this nigga’s stroke game. let me not turn away from this blessing.
jackohooper: Tell me these eyes are ideal Picking you up from your knees you can stand On your own feet, with your own thoughts My love, i am touched when you can feel that you’re loved like i love you.
He’s the one who tells me he loves me for who I am. He tells me he loves my slightly chubby thighs, because they’re supposed to be that way. He acknowledges that women are supposed to have a higher fat percentage in their bodies, and he still
boobslyn: It’s you. It’ll be you when you piss me off and make me want to scream until my throat is sore. It’ll be you when I’m drunk and don’t remember where I am. It’ll be you when I’m 80 and my hair is gray. It is always going to be
lascivious25: ancillatua: And then again, I miss the way you kiss me like I’m yours. And you know that I am. One answer to an existential question.Kissing.
fliptunas: i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
Things that would be nice at 4 am
“my baby” i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
sexadvicegoddess: sarcasticlittlefuckk: standard I am crying I love this too much
shodobear: stunningpicture: A grape, wearing a raspberry. I am froot.
naked-yogi: I am tired from driving for hours, from being around others, from not spending all of our time wrapped up in bed with one another.
mizzjade: I am the kind of tired you can’t sleep away.
I Am a Man
hootbird: this vine is fucking tragic because this is my life right now. i am the green monster.
magentamayhem:i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
crossconnectmag: The Wonderful Art of DyrtTy DerkFine Artist/Illustrator based in Philadelphia, USA“I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.” ~ P. PicasoPosted by AndrewDon’t forget our Facebook
yukimurasafox:elizabethdgw: losing-it-lovingly:natassjad:oh my gosh i am in tearsBWAHAHAHAHA this is amazing. Yaasss!UNMUTE IT I’m IN TEARS
skin-rivets-tyler: A solar eclipse and the Milky Way seen from the ISSI am practically in tears over how beautiful this image is.same. i promise i teared up a little…. wolfprincess616
One night, I will wake up at three AM And I will roll over Into your arms. You will rub my back Until I fall back to sleep. I will wait for that.
i am destructive and you are / spun sugar
kawrying:so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
mace-onymous: hellotinyhome:Winter is here, and I am warmer and more comfortable in this little house than I could have imagined. Home.Oh my!How perfect.
piercednipples: Smile! The weekend is there.pvsty:I got out of the shower to take this I was very very happy about a thing Look at my smile I am still happy
it’s 2 am I really should be sleeping instead of walking around in my underwear
not only am I funny but I have nice titties too
siriamardev: 🌟 daughter of the Universe 🌟 • I am because You are •
redbonealien: self-confidence, i’m realizing, is a lot deeper than just thinking i’m beautiful and being free in who i am. it also includes being confident in my decisions and trusting myself to be committed to the things i want to do. to step outside
i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d: thought-i-could-fly: calmyourwhoremonesxoxo: always-smiling-on-the-outside: absolutelylaughable: :THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES. OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. Everytime I will
lohanthony: ellen’s selfie got ONE MILLION rts how am i ever supposed to post a selfie again with that sort of competition
my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
I am the starlight.
sohardtoreach: THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES. OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this. Forever reblog. READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this. Then reblog it.
insane-suicide: sohardtoreach: THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES. OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this. Forever reblog. READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this.
The awkward moment when you realize Chachi has more swag than you will ever have in your entire life
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuystwo things to say: first I will be playing league but only like people vs robots so if you see a lilbetta on there thats me!! second I am now officially a verified mfc cam girl woooo (dont know when/if I will go on but exciting!)
I don’t understand why people are scared to talk to me?? like I’m a jelly bean