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My little sister had always looked up to me and now that she was in college, I could tell the change that happened in the looks of admiration she gave me. She had learned about sex and had admitted to herself that she had always thought about me that
What happened that day will always be your best kept secret. The day your wife told you, “I begged her to have sex with me; I promised to always cherish her; I told her that you will be the new maid, that she a I will share the master bedroom’
jockstrapsmen: Every time I miss a catch, the quarterback makes me to bend over after the game for my punishment. His throws to me always manage to be just out of reach. Coach lets it happen, saying they’re making me into a real wide receiver.
kittenbabygirlpuncslut: searching-sincity: What most people call home, is just a physical place for me—a place to recharge, relax, or retreat to. Home to me has always been mobile—home is where the woman I love happens to be at. Right now I’m
spermaschlucker21: dads-raping-thier-sons: alphacumdumpbreeder: pussyboy goals This happens to me every time I get fucked by a big cock Dads rules #6 - a good son always cums with daddys cock in his ass
WHAAHOHOHO THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR MAKING ME HIT 5 DIGITSEXTRA SMUT UNLOCKED COMING THIS WEEKEND (I HAPPEN TO BE TRAVELLING)IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DRAW H AND BE SUPER FAMOUS AND IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THIS MEANS A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO ME THANKS
h0lyhandgrenade:As an Ana main, I can confirm that if you go blowing yourself up before the match starts and then come crying to me, this will happen. I’ve done this many times.
muscleclod: I don’t know why I’m working out I will always be a skinny little run…OH MY GOD WHA HAPPEN TO ME, LOOK AT MY BICEPS THEY ARE HUGE AND MY CHEST, I CAN MAKE IT DANCE!!!!, This is awesome can’t wait to see everyone’s face when the
bustysister: My little sister had always looked up to me and now that she was in college, I could tell the change that happened in the looks of admiration she gave me. She had learned about sex and had admitted to herself that she had always thought
Sick of me. That’s all that ever happens. People get sick of me and they leave. What happened to we’ll always be best friends? I know that lots and lots of times. I get annoying. But I have those days where I just feel like a worthless piece
perrinaybaraa:My father charged me once to give you a message if anything happened to him. He feared you might believe he distrusted you. He wanted you to know he never suspected you. He wanted you to know he always trusted you completely, always loved
allthebestofmemes: allthebestofmemes is your #1 source of funny This used to happen to me a lot when I was younger. I always assumed I just had some brain cyst… lol
im more or less completely indifferent toward sex, if it happens that’s whassup. if it doesnt that’s equally whassup.
tumblinwithhotties: Will and Sonny…Days of Our Lives I’ve always wanted this to happen to me.
hattedhedgehog: I don’t care what happens. I don’t care where we go or how much taller you get than me. You’ll always be my little brother and I’ll always protect you. I feel…really not okay right now; I just needed to draw something sweet
kasukasukasumisty: soldiergaga: capngorgeous: screwtheatlantic: We try to watch films together, and it starts off well, but somehow we always end up out of sync. i cant tell you how much this cartoon means to me… http://www.watch2gether.com/this
rainnecassidy: kedreeva: kropotkindersurprise: 2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video] I’m reblogging this again because
jammespotter: mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens
appalachianfolkwitch: This has literally happened to me multiple times, and while I’m not really a touchy feely person, I am always happy to oblige.
humiliated-men: chasfarley53: beingnudeforwomencfnm: College guy gets de- pantsed on spring break. Too bad about his really small dick That’s a tiny tiny dick. Always had embarrassing fantasies about this happening to me. Maybe one day
When I tell my daughter stories at night, inevitably, a few things happen. Number one, I use my imagination, I always start with life and then I build from there. And then the other thing that happens is she always says “Mommy… Can you put me in
always-an-evans-addict: ckascade: rotg-fan-page: xaramizomai: hope your pets stay healthy in 2017 I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty Not risking it My aging dog is lying next to me and if anything happened to her I’d fall apart. Not
lavish-lucy: Always slippin’ a nip hahaha I wonder how many times this has happened to me in public and no one said anything!?
hahhahha-no:Forgot to post this, but whatevs, It’s still 2k15 o:Idek what happened to my hair -_-‘Dear tumblr,why do you always have to ruin quality?Follow me on ig: LexiiBethh (Ifb always)Please don’t change the source or delete this text…
cfnmfuntown: otkfme: matriarchyrules: Spread Matriarchy. Women are Superior He knows this will always happen to him if he arrives home late without a phone call. Of that were ME, I might be late on purpose!
I hope you know that I would do absolutely anything for you. I hope you know that I will always make a fool out of myself just to make you laugh. I hope you know that meeting you was the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me and that you made
kaliandkahli-ooc: People always seem to notice how I get so easily excited by such small things in life. There’s a reason for that.
genepak: -jessieefish: ohhmaiko: wassuhaley: diosamae: i am crying omg oh my god REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS WOMAN? BECAUSE I WAS SERIOUS. OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH IS THIS REAL LIFE?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AT
touch-me-now-daddy: My stepdad fucked me like this so many times. He always volunteered to pick me up from my friends house or the mall or wherever I happened to be so that on the way home he could fuck me. He was the first man to fuck me on the hood
: I stole your childhood and now I’ve led you by the hand to your death. But the worst thing is I knew. I knew this would happen. This is what always happens. Forget your faith in me. I took you with me because I was vain. Because I wanted to be adored.
lavish-lucy:Always slippin’ a nip hahaha I wonder how many times this has happened to me in public and no one said anything!?
chicsosweet: sirshinobi: pussynthehood: 34dastripes: sexiestmoan: For the ladies…. THE FREAK BROADS PLAYPEN @ PUSSYNTHEHOOD.TUMBLR.COM! That is how you eat it! I always feel like dancing when this happens to me
oh-woah-dope: justforeverus: pokemxn: just your typical day Yup. That just happened to me yesterday people always take pictures of me getting burned
dirtyredheadedslut: atimidmanliveshere: mastersir: floridagirl46: My brother kissing me on the cheek doesn’t count! Quite true, it’s never happened to Me, not once! atimidman I was ALWAYS working making other peoples Christmas a happy one it
always-arousedxxx: *trying to catch my breath as you slowly slide your hard cock all the way inside of me* always-arousedxxx if you do happen to catch your breath while I’m slowly sliding Deep Inside You, it won’t last very long as I start
hirxeth: “Compared to other kids, I haven’t had that many hardships. Stuff’s happened but stuff always happens. But the real challenge in my life is me, it’s always been me. As long as I can remember i’ve never not been afraid; afraid of
christiana-always: I can’t remember if that happened to me or if it was a text post I read on tumblr.
I hate when I’m mad at you, and I see all these things I want to show you, that I think you’d like. Then it just makes me think of you more and all the adorable things you do, and I end up not so mad anymore. Sigh.
I will always reblog this. It’s shit that happens to me and I would totally laugh hysterically.
ssjgssjgoku: the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what
i always hope this happens to me in a wedding
makeplayingonlylogicalharm: I don’t have a cat, but it happens to me with my dogs, they’re always getting in my way.
scoopsworld: arsludicra: It’s Sunday morning, why isn’t this happening to me? 😞 PROTECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS. ALWAYS USE CONDOMS AND/OR PrEP (Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis - under medical supervision).
a reason why i always keep art trades / collabs closed ((despite me just always being busy)) is that every single time that i agree to do one with an artist, i always end up doing my part and the person does NADA and i feel like crap it also affects
I always see posts made by younger artists that they’re bummed because they have an inconsistent art style and I can understand that frustration because it happens to me still, like if I try to draw something in one style but then it comes out in a
lovinqsheeran: .. And I will always be in love with you, no matter what. Because you are the best thing that have ever happened to me.
I don’t know why the fuck I’m letting myself get so upset over something I knew was going to happen. It’s always going to be a fucking waiting game.
dykediva69: littlepuppygirl: It usually happens to me, since i crawl always between my owner’s leg Please, she’s barely stepping. Grow up, slave.
fur4me: brazen68: Whenever my buddy and I get together to watch the game with a few beers, this always happens. Good times. Thanks, buddy. I invite you to follow me at: http://brazen68.tumblr.com/ Had the same thing happen with my brother, we
messiv: ❝The truth is my idea has been to always stay at Barcelona and see out the rest of my career here. Like I always say, one doesn’t know what can happen in the future, but if it were up to me to decide, I would stay at Barcelona for the rest
karolinafbabyyy: Yeah, being replaced sucks. I should know, it only happens to me: always. </3
pomegranny: kitkatheartattack: jarofillusions: andrewquo: Ex is Always at my Gym how much would that suck though Reblogging for the precious exercise shots because this is EXACTLY what is happening to me screw my ex, im gonna get so fit he’ll
introvert-girl: No matter what happens past this door, know that you will always belong to Me.
cooldadhats: blackwhitelotus: melonmemes: every damn time always this is exactly what happens to me. i be conversation starved and i just spill my guts unnecessarily