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grandmafupa: Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
vverism: I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful
beefyrat: Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
biggirldrawls: kimreesesdaughter: We always discuss horrible sexual experiences.When was the first time you had really good sex? Like when you realized what all the hype was about. I was half drunk and high at 20. A few friends and I had just finished
thornbury1: kristi8n: drunk Wife getting fucked by my brother before she realized it was not me Always knew she had a beautiful fuckable cunt and this just shows what a wonderful slut she is. She needs to be reblogged so everybody sees what a sexy
boysandtoyssf: My boyfriend gets pretty drunk sometimes and he always seems to get fucked by the end of the evening by the only “straight” guy in the bar.
incestuous-creampie: One night I got rather drunk and confessed to my brother’s girlfriend that I was kind of jealous of her getting to fuck him, since I’ve lusted after him for years. She told me incest had always turned her on, so she decided to
qazeb: My friend always thinks it’s hilarious to dislocate his shoulder when he’s drunk. The look on this girl’s face says otherwise.
boobslyn: It’s you. It’ll be you when you piss me off and make me want to scream until my throat is sore. It’ll be you when I’m drunk and don’t remember where I am. It’ll be you when I’m 80 and my hair is gray. It is always going to be
clintkates: okay but imagine: natasha romanoff helping drunk girls get home and refusing to let them go by themselves natasha romanoff punching gross men who catcall girls natasha romanoff speaking out against slut shaming natasha romanoff always looking
honorifics: I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and
“What do you THINK I was doing for the last 40 minutes upstairs with two of your partners?……You stupid or something, honey?……It’s what I always do at these deals when I’m drunk and bored……”
loverrtits: I always close one eye when I’m really drunk cuz that’s the eye I can see out of lmao
adirtyzdog: cumdumpuk:I always live the str8 guys boy, was I drunk last night…
collegeguy420: Sunday fundays always leave me so drunk and horny I had to sneak off to the roof
I strongly believe I would be a much better person if I were always constantly slightly drunk.
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
pervertedson: I love that my mom goes out to party with her friends, she always comes home drunk, and the best thing is that the next day she doesnt remember anything.
flacamaritza: 100% proof that I am a grandpa gets tired everyday by 7pm complains constantly is almost always disgruntled/angered by loud noises wears grandpa sweaters (but without pants, so like… drunk grandpa)
forbiddensights: 1nastyknob: str8lads: Very drunk Geordie lads decide to piss on each-other, and drink it in the middle of the town center. Surprisingly hot actually, especially if you’re into the whole piss thing… fuck! Always worth a reblog
boyshalfwayhouse: “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
cipheramnesia: momo-de-avis: momo-de-avis: yo… what the FUCK is going on in lisbon…. I have exactly two kinds of followers Well, well, well if it isn’t the werewolf boyfriend everyone’s always talking about, once again drunk in the middle
blackswaneuroparedux: Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.- Ernest Hemingway
HAWT vid. 2 drunk, horny college dudes. 1st time with a str8 friend is always THE best
jeanthecuck: when my wife get drunk and pass off she is always ready and doesn’t care who is in, she just doesn’t know she is paying my debts to my poker buddies …
mckhatter: michaeljacks0ff: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. This will always be my favorite thing. Hahaahaa
radical-illusion: battling-through-life: orgasm: drunkingly: jacoblasher: I will seriously always reblog this gif. Because it’s the most real GIF I’ve ever seen.I just can’t help but find all the beauty in it. It’s so amazing. I can’t explain.
passedout-drunk: homo-erectus-fan: my brother’s a State Patrol! But he still shows up at my place to goof around like this and have me take his picture when he’s off-shift and has been drinking with the “boys?”He always likes to goof of
orgasm: drunkingly: jacoblasher: I will seriously always reblog this gif. Because it’s the most real GIF I’ve ever seen.I just can’t help but find all the beauty in it. It’s so amazing. I can’t explain. MY LIFE OMG this is so true…
I had this guy friend and he used to take me in crazy adventures and we would get drunk together and have so much fun or go on drives or walks and he was always sweet and protective and I miss him a lot
deanwinchestersheart: “Sometimes it just makes you feel bad. You’re drunk. You shack up. Then there’s the whole morning thing. ‘Hey that was fun.’ Then, ‘Adiós.’ Always the adiós.”
tyleroakley: Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry drunk and singing Boyz II Men at a Karaoke Bar is everything you never knew you always needed.
