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cumleak: me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way* also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*
thebaconsandwichofregret:chaoticautie:me: *saying “WHAT?” seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could
racingbarakarts: me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me also me:
aphroditescurves: letsrunawaydarling: love me love me say that you love me Excuse you…
badbabyyyyyyyy: gayandslutty:me: not everything is about sex also me: i’m horny me fuck
Daddy: *gets hard from choking me out and spanking my ass until it’s sore*Also daddy: *starts panicking when he accidentally bonks my head* “IM SO SORRY MY SWEET LITTLE PRINCESS BUTTERFLY” *smothers me in kisses*
princess-lilyrose: Me: *gets really fucking wet when choked, spanked, and called a little cum slut* Also Me: *tears the fuck up when someone slightly raises their voice at me*
juneplums: me: I hate arguing also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!
silver-tongues-blog:rysttle:chaoticautie:me: *saying “WHAT?” seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could
ashtronauts: Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself and I’m not here to please anyone Also me: tries to impress anyone I ever come in contact with.
sappling: me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand
destinyapostasy: me @ me: draw a fucking background you fool you coward also me:
baracknobama:someone: i love youme internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove italso me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love meyet also me internally: good, everyone should love
destiny-islanders: Me: Final Fantasy XV is very important to me. I love the characters so much, and being a part of this fandom has been a lot of fun. I want to doodle something really nice to honor its 1-year anniversary.Also Me:
r-is-rad: oamisoa: I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am I love when people say “i really like that thing you do, you know when you (insert thing)” and you had no idea that is something you do. I also love it when
thatsthat24: pistachiolyon: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Nighttime Struggles 🌙 THIS IS LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW! This is also quite literally me right now.
onionat0r: ah-hem. don’t mind me. thane and my femshep, Peep. headcanon: thane likes having sex in public just to see if he’s stealthy enough to get away with it. also, anyone wanna give me a few hundred bucks so i can get a new tablet? EDIT:
rondanchan: Me: I don’t understand sports fans. They put logos on everything!! Me also:
bussykween: fariharoisin: annetdonahue: me also me me too
crosssmyheart: gayandslutty:me: not everything is about sex also me: i’m horny This is me always
xxcactusdudexx: me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though” me at 20: i was a fucking idiot also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot
stepback-shetoxic:me: *doesn’t eat, doesn’t sleep, over exercises, lives on diet coke* also me: *gets sick*me: dude what the fuCk
blackberryshawty: me: i love a man who can take charge and be aggressive also me: who the fuck you think you talkin to? the fuck? Me all the time eerday
whitegirlsaintshit: me: why is everyone IGNORING me also me: *leaves phone on Do Not Disturb 24/7, only replies in group chats once every three days, keeps everyone on read for days and distances myself because (cuckoo clock noise)*
vivalaorgasm: blackberryshawty: me: i love a man who can take charge and be aggressive also me: who the fuck you think you talkin to? the fuck? Fuck if this isn’t about me
itswhateverdoeee: I want someone to take me seriously but also get drunk and fuck around with me until 5am
multifxndom-umbrellxs: I want a man who will softly stroke my hair, take care of me when I’m sick, and also choke the fuck out of me.
thegreatstanzi: Me: wants normal, stable, healthy relationship. Also me: spank me daddy
liftedandgiftedd: me after sending a risky text: lol jk also me: but i’m down if you are 👀 If this ain’t me 😂😂💁🏼♂️
Ok experiment time!What tumblr user do you think I’d make the best couple with? I want to see who thinks I’d be the best with 😊 haha also low key kinda wanna see who’s play matchmaker if they had a chance. Bored and want some interaction
intp-misfits:me: ‘i want a hug’ also me : ‘don’t touch me’
frehyja: me: has to hide the fact that i’m mentally ill and never wants anyone to know or be able to use it against me also me: wants to tell everyone that i’m mentally ill bc it’s the only thing i can define myself by anymore and i want people
your-lesbian-friend: me: I’m not gonna let it affect me also me: *thinks about it constantly*
towersofunreadbooks: Me: If tomorrow goes well, I’ll buy myself a book as a reward Also me: If tomorrow goes badly, I’ll buy a book to cheer me up
one time when we were house sitting darfin woke me up so I could move over in the bed and apparently I looked him in the eye and said ‘fuck off little bitch’
I was supposed to see darfin for a date yesterday but I was too tired and he wasn’t feeling well so it turned into me in a unicorn onesie, cuddled up with him watching the raptors
today me and darfin worked on his camaro and I helped fix up the brakes and make the brake pads, rotor and caliper all nice again and then it was pouring rain so luckily we were in the barn THEN to reward me for all my wonderful help he took me to look
nadi-kon: “I’m waiting for you.” “To do what?” “Leave me.” Closer (2004) dir. Mike Nichols
cummbunny: today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I
fuck man since being out of a job since monday has made me into such a disgusting piece of shit I’m already so out of shape like seriously bending my legs and doing any type of movement is fucking killing me
