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allons-yalexa: no-friend-teenage-tears: lilysinthefall: the4elemelons: We should fear this guy ohhh no thank youuu I’ll pass on that cliff thing did he just go into the water with shoes on? he just rolled backwards off a cliff and your only
allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:mononocake:314eater:The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitchesyou looking for this my friend? why is there a gif for this
allons-ydraco: whatafuckinfamilypicture: osobigbear: women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re
allons-ynumberten:eviesrealitychangesdaily:andwhentheskywasopened: continueplease: louwhis: (◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me” (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower” ✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
allons-brie: AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job Yes, please, I’ll take two!
allons-yalexa: bernardclairvaux: wifis-lildevil: 0 to 100 real quick but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention wanna know how i got these scars
allon-c: FUCK THE UNIVERSE
allons-y-to-the-stars: Me
allons-y-to-the-stars: So this took like an hour (which doesn’t seem like much time, but I usual get frustrated and give up) and I’m super super proud of it.
allons-y-to-the-stars: benedictcumberbatch: 221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick #i think you just cured teen pregnancy
allons-y-to-the-stars: daisyvalley: thefinalhidingplace: tyleroakley: DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES. Yes I love dogs so much oh my god DUDE THE POMERANIAN THOUGH“Fuck I really thought it work. I fucked up guys”
allons-y-to-the-stars: SO THERES THIS KID WHO USED TO BE IN MY SCHOOL IN LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL AND LIKE HE MOVED AND DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET THEN LIKE SUDDENLY HE STARTED POSTING ON FACEBOOK AND UPLOADING PICTURES and I just wanna say there’s
allons-y-to-the-stars: foodforbears: eunnieboo: if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry ME queen-of-the-awkward-ninjas
allons-y-to-the-stars: itsstuckyinmyhead: Nickelodeon and Tumblr queen-of-the-awkward-ninjas
allons-y-to-the-stars: look-anew-url-again: I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT maek-me-smile
allons-y-to-the-stars: engine-red: going-foresightseeing: seerofsarcasm: oxybelis: starfishface: elfuckinghomosexual: lilpocketninja: goddessofcheese: This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up
allons-y-to-the-stars: scarytwink: doctorianmalcolm: I GOOGLED DO WORMS BREATHE AND IT SUDDENLY WENT INTO FIRST PERSON (FIRST WORM?) POV AND IT THREW ME OFF SO FAR?? just keep me damp, moist and slimy Where’s the gif Come oneSay it with me Doctor
allons-y-to-the-stars: c0r1n4: i-want-you-close: This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. bifuriousfemme @the-heavenly-war-rages-on
allons-y-to-the-stars: quercusrubra: WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
allons-y-to-the-stars: findingmy-path: spernatural: possible causes of civil war omg this was so accurate UhmWhat’s the box and the red circle?
allons-y-to-the-stars: avengersincamphalfbloodstardis: lightbringing-fallen-angel: kennedyclintonkat: brella: tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them
allons-y-to-the-stars: melamuse:The best birthday Cas could ever ask for. Inspired by x the-heavenly-war-rages-on
allons-y-to-the-stars: jollyrogers777: HA!!! love this savannahsama articcx
allons-y-to-the-stars: ohshitdanisonfire:hi i’m auditioning for the part of confused tumblr user and i’ll be singing where the fuck did this meme come from Idek but the theatre student inside me loves it
allons-y-to-the-stars: deusvolt: stunningpicture: So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes #u hold on to that friend#hold tight and never let go savannahsama
allons-y-to-the-stars: pinkrocksugar: yghe: paintdeath: three-little-hellsings: There is a story behind these mugs How many times way too many times this is important maek-me-smile
allons-y-to-the-stars: n-a-d-h-i-e:forgottenwhispersxo:Someone teach me how to colour hair. Lmao.i made you a tutorial savannahsama
Allons-y, Ma Chérie!
allons-ygeronimofuckitybye: mononocake: 314eater: The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches you looking for this my friend? why is there a gif for this
allons-brie: AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job
allons-ynumberten:eviesrealitychangesdaily:andwhentheskywasopened:continueplease:louwhis:(◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me” (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower” ✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.” i
allons-yw: O silencio doí bastante. (sfps)
allons-evie: The Doctor vs. Bullying
allons-ytobakerstreet: presidentobarna: leaf-jelly: 131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging
allons-yalonso1: My boy just got back from his Doctor Who fan club at the library. They made these awesome working sonic screwdrivers out of cardboard and duct tape. He’s such a proud, crafty Whovian!
allons-ydraco: whatafuckinfamilypicture: osobigbear: women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re
allon-s-k: diogenes-shrugged: lookatthewords: thempress: bbones: ryulongd: m0rdin: spicy-vagina-tacos: Because of feminism i will never find this show funny again. There goes my childhood Are you actually serious? Yes, Johnny’s character was
allons-y-my-madman-with-a-box: itssupernaturally-awesome: I guess you could say they died in the*puts on sunglasses*Heat of the moment I love how the two main characters just died in a wall of fire in a commercial and the fandom’s all like: Yep,
allons-ynumberten: eviesrealitychangesdaily: andwhentheskywasopened: continueplease: louwhis: (◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me” (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower” ✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
allons-ymrholmes:superherofeed:First official look at JASON MOMOA as AQUAMAN! KHAL DROGO OF THE SEA <3 <3 <3
allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:mononocake:314eater:The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitchesyou looking for this my friend?why is there a gif for this
allons-y-to-221b: I think I’ve been waiting my whole life for this gifset
allons-ycas: Stahp. You are so cute.
allons-yasshole: deodrant: i was never good at geography not with that latitude
allons-y-el-buzzo: Please take a moment to appreciate 1988 and 2015 Pixar babies
allons-y23:So I went to target and these skeletons were doing the Titanic.
