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drowningheta: gallifreyburning: giraffepoliceforce: I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife. They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t
bigbadblackooze: “This is the spot. This is where I will become a god when that meteor strikes down on this spot. The alien ooze will pour forward from it and I will give myself to it. I will become one with it. Together, we will be UNSTOPPABLE!!!
bigbadblackooze: “Oh, Oh, Oh god!!! The ooze, it is entering me! Why does it feel so good?! Uhn ahhh! FUCK!!!”Inside his mind, “BECAUSE, WHEN THE ALIEN SYMBIOTE KNOWN AS VENOM ENTERS YOU, YOU CANNOT HELP BUT BE SENT INTO ECSTASY BY OUR POWER! HEH
bigbadblackooze: facespitsnipscocksballsandbutts:Gabriel Levan “Come, all men that seek power. Take heed of my word and know that you can find it in the almighty black ooze, the alien symbiote, Venom. He welcomes all men willing to be bound to his
prettyangelboi: wnslw: interquast: these men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting why am I amazed or surprised (Aliens on video-conference call to homeworld) “Observe. These are human beings in their navit habitat. These creatures are the
princesskaiju: hermicnes: she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted
isabelmagnolias:*jon snow travels to outer space* aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard
toothplug: yellow-alien: if u work at retail stores esp targeted towards young girls (forever 21, charlotte russe etc) be super aware of middle aged men who enter the store alone!! I’ve lost count of men who just enter to stare at teenage girls, they
just-shower-thoughts: When aliens really attack Earth, my first thought is probably going to be “Which movie came the closest?”
just-shower-thoughts: If a peaceful alien species ever made contact with us, there’d be some humans who would accuse them of having carried out abductions before that contact, and refuse to believe their denials, even if they actually never laid a
stopthatimp: knightofsnark: Can we all just talk about how cool Nani was? nani was NINETEEN and such a fucking badass who was so protective of lilo and just ROLLED with aliens being a thing towards the end of the movie. #1 Disney relative of all time.
falling-off-the-moon: you know if anything supernatural or alien were to happen on earth the whovians and the supernatural fandom would be all over it…
grosstling: if you draw me as a mythical creature / celestial being / otherworldly / alien / etc, I will print it out and put it on my wall
ikantenggelem: Kiseiju Movie part 1 Mysterious worm-like aliens fall from the sky. They penetrate through the ears or nose into human beings and live off their brain while dominating the body. Now with human appearance, the parasites live among humans.
tsunamiwavesurfing: Why Alien Life Would be our Doom - The Great Filter
dunchan69: gameraboy: Do the thing with the knife! Aliens (1986) Farewell Bill Paxton you will be missed
purple-aliens:this could be yours
cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone. or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on
laserpon3: 2007excalibur2007: phintasticpony: cuddlepone: megidoplasma: FUCKING HELL ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE wow fuck launchpads Mindblown what the actual fuck lmao This is how you call an alien planet.
cracked: Let’s be generous and assume that every one of the alien city-destroying mother ships [in Independence Day] was downed. Do you have any idea how large a 15-mile-wide spaceship is? Each one is like a flying city, 1,000-stories high and about
sepulchritude: on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship it doesn’t have any
atomictiki: just-shower-thoughts: Now that Disney brought Fox, ‘Aliens’ born to the Xenomorph Queen should be considered Disney Princesses
lizardlicks: jottingprosaist: Random sci fi bit: Someone walks into a room announcing, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news…” and their alien friend spits water because the translator said, “I’m unhappily pregnant with new evil.” Who
celticlibertarian: rpdofficer: sithchiks: By Alejandro Mirabal Me aboard the Nostromo: Gee, this sure does look like it’s going to be a safe and comfortable flight! That alien bullshit:
animmalcrossing: Sets that would be cool in ACNL: - alien set (luminous green and purple) - massive set (items are much bigger than usual) - cloud set (self explanatory) - diamond set (super expensive, translucent) - country themed sets (e.g. England
silver-tongues-blog: systlin: alextheraven: dimetrodone: epicmuttonchops: dimetrodone: ajhasaplan: dimetrodone: “Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely
madhattey: humans-are-space-orcs: el-es35: No limit..✌ One alien to another: “special affects? Photo shop?” The other: “Must be” A human: “nope” ….. ….. O-O….
darthvatrix: fifthwave-sideblog: nevaehtyler: Or maybe she alienated herself when she fetishized being a woman + said that gay marriage is wrong. Just a thought 🤔 caitlyn: i support trump and don’t understand gay marriage lgbt people: :/ caitlyn:
ms-demeanor: callmebliss: kyraneko: thecheshirecass: vague-humanoid: shevni: rogha: I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy
silver-tongues-blog: baronfulmen: Fantasy humans are freaks So, set aside all the speculation about what kind of scary aliens humans would be from the perspective of other species. Let’s talk fantasy for a second. Everyone knows half elves, and we
callmebliss: kyraneko: thecheshirecass: vague-humanoid: shevni: rogha: I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy percent of humanity
mrbonkurei: mistahgrundy: alice-the-alien: “Konnichiwa Clarice-chan.” this might be my favorite gif the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull
talking-fox-actual-deactivated2:alien-waifu-deactivated20210608:I found a rock :)My troubles will soon be over!-Cain, Genesis book IV
rebelbaze: brazenredhead: I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie. I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap,
ice-block:Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt
chefpyro:noddaduck:anomalous-heretic: pogaytosalad: chefpyro: the day we make contact with aliens and start learning about their culture, wikipedia editors are gonna be really, really busy So will the porn industry and medical research And the
blinkpen: on a scale of *batteries not included to NOPE, how well did leaving out weird snacks for UFOs and over-estimating how tame the aliens inside must be go over for you
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syfycity: I think the street planners in Redondo Beach, CA may be big Aliens fans…
Im soooooooo close to being able to play alien isolation!!!!!
veryangryfeminist: I honestly think about what the probability might be for gay aliens to exist is. Out of the hundreds of billions of galaxies, each containing some millions, billions, or trillions of stars each, with an infinite number of potential
raptorific: Clark’s puberty must have been really rough on Ma and Pa Kent because they’d have no idea what to expect from their alien son, like if he came to them like “my body is changing in ways I don’t understand” they’d have to be like “oh
nerdgal-dorkski: writing-prompt-s: A horror story that doesn’t involve one of the big three (Paranormal, Aliens, or a Psychopath) just to show me it can actually be done. The United States 2016 presidential election
just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes
musterni-illustrates: musterni-illustrates: i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive” pls keep in mind this is the same 19 y/o that says “i’m going alien hunting” & then
that-nintendo-guy: When the human race is long extinct, and a vastly more intelligent alien race stumbles upon Earth, I want this to be the only trace of us left.
thefreegladelancer: Someone give me a Humans are Space orcs fic where the aliens actually piss us off.Like we’ve been part of the galactic community for a while and have been pretty amicable despite being monstrous and terrifying to most other species.
hotcommunist: I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla
wizardtwins: wizardtwins: wizardtwins: i really wouldnt mind getting abducted by aliens. i don’t think i’d tell anyone though. i would write it all down and never tell a soul, leave it to be discovered someday after i am long dead and the world
tredlocity: tredlocity: casual star wars fans are the best star wars fans “the fight scenes are cool and i like the aliens! can’t wait for the next one!” - someone i want to be friends with
onion-souls: showerthoughtsofficial: If humans were kept as pets by another species, we wouldn’t be allowed to eat a lot of stuff we normally eat because it’s bad for our health. Picture of a fat human on the alien masters’ internet with a comment
gentlealien: silver-sivien: i’m mcfrEAKIN LOSIN IT OVER THIS GHOST COSTUME!!! do not be frightened, good humans! It is not a horrifying spectre that stands before you, but the Gentle Alien in costume. You are safe.
elvencantation: khaos4k: 24ozsteak: 24ozsteak: FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!! YES “the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all
amanitacaplan:With the opening of the alien gates, we are at a crossroad in human history. Already, we are seeing how easy it would be to carry on legacies of exploitation, injustice, prejudice and oppression into the new worlds, but there is a better
not-a-space-alien: Shoutout to this monster from Volo’s Guide to Monsters, which the creators decided wasn’t good enough just being a giant spider monster, and so gave it a knife
audible-smiles: lowering the social stigma of gender nonconformity also lowers the threshold of how bad people have to be suffering before they’re willing to discuss their feelings openly. I guarantee you that a TON of humans who felt vaguely alienated
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