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alexandot: smoothysmooth: smoothysmooth: alexandot: if we see other jaspers without nose gems they’re probably gonna have little amethyst noses and i don’t think i can handle that This is keeping me up at night… I just… Wanna… See what
alexandot: fantheoriesandfoodporn: alexandot: smoothysmooth: smoothysmooth: alexandot: if we see other jaspers without nose gems they’re probably gonna have little amethyst noses and i don’t think i can handle that This is keeping me up at
alexandot: another-normal-anomaly: glassraptor: vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special Bitch I could take any duck on this fucking
alexandot: reblog if you agree
alexandot:sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move. here’s a demon
alexandot: halloforigin: lapis-lazooli: cant-get-enough-pearl: Peridot confirmed to be an adult! [x] stevidot is finally dead and i have never been more thankful @stevenquartz @autistic-maheswaran Now people can stop shipping creepy things,
alexandot: alexandot: katoska: glassraptor: my steven universe theory is that steven’s just gonna keep befriending villains until there’s just no villains left. he’s gonna have all those gem monsters flocking around him like puppies. yellow
alexandot: tumblr is glitching and this is my whole dash
alexandot: sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move. here’s a demon
alexandot: alexandot: alexandot: i see so many terribly designed sex toys and theyre hilarious but i dont talk about em because i need to save face here we go EXACTLY what everyone wants staring out of an ass
alexandot: proof that don bluth runs the don bluth wiki
alexandot: tag yourself as a cryptid i’m the montauk monster
alexandot: @artemispanthar there he goes
alexandot: @artemispanthar
alexandot: a psa!!@artemispanthar
alexandot: MOMOTARŌ
alexandot: look at these girlfriends holding hands
alexandot: daily reminder that garnet can: fit her entire family in her lap hold them all in one arm
alexandot: hi I’m so sorry but I drew polygem group therapy and a young feral child amethyst for you oh no gosh this is the cutest… you got the right ideas friend
alexandot: pearlitariat: alexandot: why so little gamethyst thank you.. you’ve saved my life
alexandot: i cant believe this renegade lesbian swordfighter who’s also a really embarrassing mom with a fanny pack, ideal character honestly
alexandot: Guy Davis’ temple concepts appear in the show proper (X)
alexandot:u know who i love
alexandot: the land before time wiki is the most wild place on the internet
alexandot: alexandot: listen, the gems have sharp teeth, all of them even steven listen
alexandot:you know when u have to misgender a friend in front of ur parents and you can like physically taste copper
alexandot:the land before time wiki is the most wild place on the internet
alexandot: su is really good about lowkey twists like, “garnet is a fusion” or “rose murdered pink diamond” are good but i really like “steven is 14” and “the gems are parasitic aliens” and “russia doesn’t exist anymore”
alexandot: oceanjasper: trying to figure out what kind of chair a bipedal fox would sit in is a fools task because there’s no real guarantee a bipedal fox would ever invent a chair. thats the true deep lore. that a hypothetical furry society would never
alexandot: “Is it actual clowns or people dressed up as clowns” is such a dip into the modern human psyche where we all just collectively know that “clown” is a species
alexandot: Hey i’m sorry to ask this but I’m in a really bad mess right now and I need money for a rent that didn’t exist until today; I only have about 50 dollars right now and I need at least a couple hundred to hold out until I can get an actual
alexandot: I’m sorry to have to make this post again… I just found out because of an issue I wasn’t aware of (because of a class i dropped about a year ago I have below a 2.0 gpa) i cannot receive any grants or funds from the school, which I need
alexandot: boy that sure was a fun episode huh guys
alexandot: alexandot: its canon that steven quartz universe is ripped hes strong
alexandot: the question is why, if this guy set out to make a full length animated film by himself, did he choose to make it an adaption of romeo and juliet starring only seals. id ask but phil looks like a criminal minds villain and frankly im terrified
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