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niceisneat: here’s a tip if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink respect it
robregal: Answer so real, Alex Trebek ain’t know what to do.
you've got one last chance to burn me
vinesforall: vine: Friday Night Priorities Viner: Ah, I would, I just got too much to do tonight. Viner, later that night: [playing Space Jam theme on keyboard]
jadeita: my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’
still growing!
Afternoon Apocalypse
heartlesshippie: niftynif: theaveragedream: Harry Potter Mixology: My Favorites! Bellatrix Lestrange Ingredients: 1 oz Vodka 1 oz Bailey’s Irish cream 1 oz Amaretto 1oz cream Chocolate syrup Top with cinnamon/crushed almonds Directions: Place martini
I kinda want vodka with raspberries.
thedrunkenmoogle: My Old Friend (Hotel Dusk: Room 215 Cocktail) Ingredients:1 shot Bourbon1 shot Wild Turkey American Honey Stem of Mint Directions: Pour over ice in a rocks glass. Add a few leaves of mint to the top. As correctly answered in the
When people get carded When I get carded ‘Cause I totally got carded at the store while buying two six-packs of booze.
Sane Eyes
Alcohol is always the solution
cool story bro.
Last night after my nephews went to bed, we drank a lot and watched Frisky Business.
alcoholic-felines:lifes-a-bitch-thenyoudie:coloradoanatelophobic:I took this picture for a class but I thought it was so powerful.The beautiful girl to the left has struggled with being called slut whore skank ect because she has well double D’s.Me,
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alcohol…yes. definitely need that after today
Alcohol helps
I wonder how expensive/painful/effective it would be to bathe in a tub of tequila. Thoughts?
alcoholic-dog-mom: catanacomics: #Catana #Catanacomics I feel personally attacked by this content
alcoholic-dog-mom: Shh. Don’t tell my family I drink Scotch. (Coaster courtesy of @erotic-nonfiction)
alcoholic-dog-mom: The filthiest domestic goddess that ever was (@erotic-nonfiction made @cuir–et–dentelle, @floatycrownythingz and me cookies before impact. We’re only a little spoiled)
And a happy new year. Could it be worse than 2013?
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Friday 🍺🍸🍻🍕😎⭐⭐⭐⭐
alcoholic-dog-mom: We interrupt your program to bring you this important gif: @erotic-nonfiction wiggling her badly beaten bum (not featured: my pitch perfect serenading)
robots and tequila
ATRAVERSSIAMO
Alcohol: porque ninguna buena historia comenzó comiendo ensalada.
I need to shave but I drank a bit too much and don'tr trust myself with a razor
I can feel the whiskey in my veins and it’s so warm but it’s making my stomach tight
haha it’s the first time I’ve drunk whiskey in a long while and i’m already feeling it
I am just tipsy enough where everything is hilarious and I can’t stop laughing hahahaehaaa
I bought this after seeing that popular post on Tumblr and it’s very good. A little like grape medicine but not bad at all.
i’m that good kind of drunk and dizzy
My mother sent me some cash for my birthday so I went and bought a thank you card, a bottle of wine, and a new Camelbak water bottle for the gym. I’ve been upset the last few days with Nick gone, but today has gone splendidly. I can’t think of a better
Oh hey look it me
iraffiruse: Trying to sleep while drunk Ugh… HATE that feeling.
Other asians do the same thing.. Not just Laotians.
Alcohol drugs and I
Sex and the City Night?
sscrewdrivers at 4 AM
I’m on a strict diet of moscato and pussy.
Last night I was so drunk that I stumbled in my brothers room and fell asleep in his bed. When I woke up I was so scared and confused “Where am I? Did I have sex with that girl?? Where is she OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE”
Me
I’m gonna buy so much booze with this money.
I need a whole bottle of wine and a couple glasses of whiskey
Thank you god
Drinking wine, listening to FKA twigs, smokin, almost living
laheartbeat: Pinot Noir Life
I haven’t had a drink in like 4 days and my withdrawal symptoms are fucking me up.