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strawberryd18-art: best buds play strip poker and drink cheap beer on each other’s birthdays. happy birthday, koujick
997: oh well *drinks pure vodka*
SpongeBob SquarePants
lordjoshbass: scientifrick: my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine im the aunt
westfailia: in techno-catholicism you vape the communion wine
liveinphoenix: iwanttoknowyouranatomy: liveinphoenix: my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of r u calling me fat
kloagger: whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*
Mrs. Mia Wallace
profeminist: profeminist: TW for victim blaming, domestic violence, domestic abuse Source
pretentious
automatically: walking a drunk friend like
shinobujacobs: people who act like they’re too mature for pokemon go honestly all sound like this dril tweet
tuhmblr-logic: rowan-tarragon-and-sage: the-militant-catholic: hidrihime: liache: ok kids repeat after me vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic rubbing alcohol and
bigbigtruck: Sometimes I think about the fact that I married a man who once crashed a high society wine tasting and said “mmm… grapey” after each one
goinggohinggone: D.Va and the Drunken Uncles
drunklydias: just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her
tastefullyoffensive: Classy af. (via madelinegemma)
vorchagirl: stonelionhearts: i wonder if bioware will update their stock animations for andromeda or if i should resign myself now to a future full of overly shiny people in space armor who awkwardly shift weight lean back tilt head flail hand on back
surprisebitch: bigfootjpg: popularlesbian: After this, they drink and fuck to Lana Del Rey, making this the most realistic yaoi manga I’ve ever read I wrote it i’m the uke
iron-rion: beer thief
tastefullyoffensive: Video: Tonight Show Hashtags: #Badvice
daikenkisan: I hate it when people call their birds their “babies”… I prefer to call them my “rarely sober angry roommates”. I mean, what “baby” hangs from the ceiling at 3 AM upside down in the bat pose while tweeting the French national
blizzard pls
Stardew Valley Players
chronokid: I made this last night because of my love of Tali and Bioshock. Drunk Tali is Best Tali.
drinklust: once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
canadianslut: Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN TODAY?! I WANNA CRY I’M SO SCARED!
nakimushy: man i really wish my first mysmes fanart would be something more but my mom pinned this damn shirt and my hand slipped;;; this is my first time drawing a dude im suffering
bruvanature: lunaaltare: thaunderground: spoonmeb: LoL whut the fuck This cat is drunk me @marissarei @radioaktivitet
orchidbreezefc: its that time of year
clannyphantom: *takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
DRUNK EFFECT LIKE MASS EFFECT BUT DRUNKER
crrocs: evilsmurfnope: crrocs: Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive Vodka? Yes
kalikuks: Hanzo: “Jesse they’re supposed to protect not be protected” Inspired by [X}
ashirahs: lovenjunglefever: ashirahs: Hey Tumblr fam, I need some help I created this anti-hangover popsicle, have tested the crap out of it, and yes it works amazing. My friends love it, but I’m struggling with sales. Just being honest here.
antimony: (pours vodka into the pits of hell) for persephone
reinventlou:someone turn this into a fic, i’ll pay you with my endless love
theawkwardpincushion: napoleonchingon: The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger
2000ish:13 Going on 30 (2004)
eggtrolls: god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila,
lychgate: do you think during the 50 years inuyasha was pinned to a tree that his brother came across that and just kinda laughed to himself and then later he even brings a fold out chair, pops open a beer, and throws shit at him while being a giant shit
surprisebitch: unamusedsloth: How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis this was so entertaining
mass effucked
pluginduck: heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would
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empress-of-silhouettes01: Peridot: Lol I just called Yellow Diamond a clod. Blue Zircon: Hold my beer.
pokeballssohard:pokeballssohard:So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and
scarletthedork: Last night I got drunk and said and did some shit that hurt myself and others so here’s a Lapis. I’ll probably legit finish and color this one day when I’m more sober. Please do not repost or remove the caption.
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So while I’m at work if I ever need to talk about a night where I smoked or I talk about some time I did something stupid when I smoked or if I’m just being a tard the day after I smoked I’ll just say I got drunkWhich you think would be just fineUntil
dankmemesreasonforliving:
waisted-daisiess: thetrippytrip: If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean BLOW THIS SHIT UP
