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literallyaflame: someone: an alarming number of young girls are being pressured to contour and highlight their faces so that they look 10 years older, which is already not great, and then they take all their selfies with an app that makes their faces
fartgallery: moody-hermitcrab: fartgallery: not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this
howdoistopthetrain:Crowley: so, what’s the plan?Aziraphale: I don’t have one. Guess I’ll just… [unfolds wings] wing itCrowley:Aziraphale: [gestures to shoulders] just WING it…Crowley: angel, I don’t want to alarm you or anything
spanielfromspace:me, peeling a cat hair off my eyeball while my dog squeaks her loudest toy an hour before my alarm: pets are worth it and i love them. in fact i want more
aqueerkettleofish: oreoambitions: oreoambitions: Today’s gay disaster: So two firefighters came into my store this morning. Now, we get firefighters in the store once in a while, probably because our complex is perpetually setting off the fire alarm,
1st in friendship, 4th in obesity
augustdementhe:spritepepsi: slytherverse: spritepepsi: had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped
deez-no-relation:hug-your-face:I. Am. CRYING. I can’t remember laughing at something as hard as I laughed at this video. I’ve watched it like a half a dozen times today. The kitten just looks SO ALARMED. Instant classic.
spritepepsi: slytherverse: spritepepsi: had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen
The Alarm Clocks , Yeah (1966)
myfavoritenastykinks: My soft wet lips are the best alarm clock he’ll ever know :) I never woke up mad when my little sister came in to wake me !! I knew we were going to suck and fuck before school !!!!
melbournedominant:moreamateurvids-blog:Find you a girl that wakes you up this way. 😈My daily wake-up alarm
caveslut:I only have an hour until my alarm goes off… guess what. I’m still awake. Officially not slept a wink. I have tried everything, playing with my self, reading, counting sheep, warm milk, classical music and more. I have just been for a walk
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe: sansatyrell: why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other
shercocklocked: IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
helpihavedementia: bolto: uh no it turns into a fucking fragile molotov cocktail LIFEHACK: BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN TO THE GROUND HOTTER AND HOTTER SEXY AND HOTTER LETS SHUT IT DOWN POUND THE ALARM
incurablylazydevil: four times Sherlock was alarmed by sex and the one time he wasn’t
striders:me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
trainer-sydney: “By the way, don’t be alarmed that Blaziken is in the shower - he enjoys it, so long as the water is really hot. Fire pokemon still need to bathe, you know.”
al0nsy: titytwochainz: weareallbonkers: mountainsofnothing: existential-outrage: Couples’ alarm clock - Put the ring on your finger and it vibrates to wake you and not your partner… Madness. Any man who says he wouldn’t put it on his dick
watchtheskytonight: chelsdamelsp: ms-macky: yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went
WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING
thedorito: I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into
thatssoproblematic: caffeinatedfeminist: Another friend is pregnant There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.
nico-diangelcakes: nico-diangelcakes: So i have this giant pencil right I think we all know where this is going. the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Once I had a dream that I was being challenged to a Pokemon battle, because my alarm is the orchestral version of the Red/Blue gym battle theme and I was sleeping through it.
ollivander: sketchlynx: What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm. “INCOMING!”
artemia: note-a-bear: aminaabramovic: everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off this looks like so much fun
theonion: Alarming Report Finds Hundreds Of Items Still Not Available In S’Mores Flavor “Our research found that numerous items—even staples such as milk and bread—are still rarely found in a s’mores variety,” said CSPI senior nutrition
amirosebooks: malady579: halloweentreat: I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s only 100 days left to prepare for Halloween. amirosebooks
Can’t tell if I’m hearing a fire house alarm or an air raid siren. I changed my music just in case, because no way am I dying to a remix of Gangnam Style.
sean3116:Can’t tell if I’m hearing a fire house alarm or an air raid siren. I changed my music just in case, because no way am I dying to a remix of Gangnam Style. (I changed it to the PMMM soundtrack, I’d be ok with dying to that.)
puppy95: My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning
assiest: sex-doesnt-alarm-me: assiest: i am 41 cheetos tall Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos? we were out of doritos
zombiegorecheese:I set my alarm last night to the glorious, unearthly sound of Genji screaming “Ryujin no KEN WO KURAE! ” and let me tell you that as a support main I have never been more awake in my entire life I think I crossed in to a new level
A car alarm has been going off ALL DAY and it’s driving me crazy
There’s a bird circling my house that I swear is mimicking one of those cycling car alarms
Bah, I set my alarm but I forgot to up the volume so I slept through it. Ah well, better luck tomorrow I suppose
the-entire-furry-fandom: ww-swagabond: meta18: osoru: slowly approaching bear the bears will be in eventually Bear will arrive sooner than thought. BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR BEAR HAS REACHED
textsfrom-beachcity: (920): Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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