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askfordoodles: cuddlyplaguedoctor: hellyeahthomassanders: Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders That’s adorable. I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”
back-that-sass-up: spyduck: rupindah: i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost ษ for an eyeshadow primer anymore i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to
trebled-negrita-princess: trebled-negrita-princess: cocojigglypuff: boygeorgemichaelbluth: paradox-pentagram: creolespice: curvellas: me walking down the aisle at my wedding with my soon to be husband meeting me halfway like… Me interrupting
cute gender neutral things to say when ur partner is walking down the aisle:
pettyrevenge: I was shopping at Wally World once and saw a lady put a package of frozen chicken on a shelf. Big package of frozen nuggets, freezer section two aisles over, and she just pulled it out and stuck it on the shelf with the chips. Being the
daddybreedingteens: She’d worn a purity ring. Her parents had decorated her bedroom in all white, to emphasize that purity. They raised her to dream of walking down the aisle in a white dress. Pure as the driven snow, they’d hoped.Instead she dreamed
bicurioushub: Cleanup in aisle 68
solidldsmilf: solidldsmilf posing at Walmart. Christmas aisle never look so good.
str8guysecrets: Cleanup in Aisle 4.
wellpoopstoyou: Today I went to my local Walmart because I needed tupperware to transport my now three betta splendens to college in.I went to the fish aisle, like I always do, and prepared for hell as I walked in. To no one’s surprise, we found the
melthedestroyer: coffeebuddha: fujisalci: i write sins not shopping receipts Oh, Well imagine, As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear, No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a
alicentsgf:alicentsgf:imagine you’re just sat their with your popcorn enjoying frozen 2 and a bunch of teenagers whip out machetes and start basically sword-fighting each other in the aisles. like im not saying i condone it but i do appreciate the
princechorus:Me 2 yrs old in the grocery basket when my mom goes down the soup aisle
ambris: immaplatypus: nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: So I stumbled through the Barbie aisle at Walmart the other day… …and y'all, I almost cried. Just look at these. LOOK AT THEM. So many skin tones! PLUS
zoethebitch:zoethebitch:Back when I worked at walgreens I didn’t know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I’d be like yeah it’s on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard
vintrkraka:shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:jooshthepunished:anarchocunt:intoxicologist99:miracleunique:I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’allEnd up missing the shot because
uglyloki:alright babe i’m in the strap aisle what size dick you wear
just-shower-thoughts: Walking down the paper product aisle at my store of employment, I can’t help but think of how all that toilet paper I’m seeing people place in their carts will end up between their buttcheeks potentially by nightfall.
nightingaleblade: can you imagine if cutthroat kitchen contestants just saw each other again in the grocery store or something and a giant fight breaks out in the middle of the produce aisle like “you paid ů,500 to take away my seasonings YOU TOOK
wlllow: This dude who usually works in receiving is doing fuck-all like he started at 5 and it took him 2 hours to do the easiest aisles??? He skipped the hardest/most messy ones for whatever reason? Me xD usually a dairy boy if I’m stuck facing
kontrollsysteme:me pulling the entire cvs candy aisle from a sensible tote
ifuckingguess: I think if Target was open 24 hours like Walmart, demons would probably manifest right in the aisles, the fabric of our universe would deteriorate and God would have to intervene
diary-of-a-chinese-kid: My grandparents do this shit at the fruit aisle, I can’t be the only one
suditalia: grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song* my poor mother: please dont me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
hoofbitch: just-another-secret-gaygent: mandatalks: I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!”
unclefather: unclefather:i want the law and order theme song to play while i’m walking down the aisle at my wedding mostly because it’s a mystery as to how i am getting married
darrenpillowscriss: To the customers who apologize repeatedly for “bothering” me, or offer to clean up their own spill if I just get them some paper towels, or walk all the way around an aisle so as not to disturb me when I’m blocking their path,
the walmart pa system announces a hex on me and i levitate in the middle of the frozen food aisle
succubarbie: cry over dumb shit. cry in public. who cares if people think the grocery store being out of barbecue chips is a stupid reason for crying? full on weep on aisle 6 bitch let it all out
spacekrakens:sloppystyle:bunjywunjy:oh shit I took a wrong turn at Michaels and wandered directly into the dragon aisle send helpfirst date take me to michael’s dragon isle
unclefather:unclefather:Little kids are so rude for no reason. Olivia was walking through an aisle at the gas station and an older man said “hi! I like your hair” and I hear her say “thank you. we don’t have any money for snacks” because I TOLD
wizardonline:does an evil little “hee hee hee!” at the grocery store that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle
therainshallmakeadoor: actualmythicalcreature: ketenkusu: y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick: anxietyproblem: This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new I once watched a girl in the produce aisle
parakeet:had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings
garbage-empress:stepfordgoth:stepfordgoth:Also I was trying to buy Fresca for a drink recipe today and my local supermarket apparently no longer carries Fresca (it’s been literal years since I’ve been in the soda aisle, idk) so I settled for
pukicho:lilspoonsebastian:pukicho:Costco is amazing but if a centaur were roaming the aisles it would be even greater whats costco A place Americans go every month to kill each other over a large tub of nutella
nyanoraptor:loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE
metamorphesque:I’ve been thinking about the way, when you walk / down a crowded aisle, people pull in their legs / to let you by. Or how strangers still say “bless you” / when someone sneezes, a leftover / from the Bubonic plague. “Don’t die,”
NEW BOOT GOOFIN!! took me all Day, and a distraction in the highvis aisle, but I am pleased to announce, your boy is new boot GOOFIN!!!
boobs in aisle 3
letsride129: Awsome tits…….. Juggs on aisle 3
neuralmente: It was a twisting, turning road that lead to the end of the aisle, and not everything along the way was perfect. To be honest, not everything to follow would be perfect, either - but what is? Here’s the secret, kids: none of us can vow
bonermakers: Blowjobs? Aisle 2.
fwips: walking the princess down the aisle~. headcannons for Temari’s wedding day. I think people forget that, like Tsunade, as the daughter of a Kazekage Temari is a princess! I dont think Kankuro is the hold-it-together type and Gaara just doesnt
bigfatmalebutts: Friend: Your crush is coming down the aisle, act normal! Me:
animauxing: Assistance needed on aisle 7.
freetextposts: *far off sounds of haru knocking down displays while scrambling through the store to get to this aisle*
eridoucheampora: desidere: im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle I CAN T TELL WHO IS WHO LMAO
tokyomicma: love is in the air in the candy aisle
aseriesofunfortunatesharts:Self care is drinking 32 espresso shots and haunting the local grocery store by phasing through the aisles
kentucky-jelly: Cleanup. Aisle 5.
adventurouskittensub: Just heating up the freezer section a little!! 🔥❄🔥❄What would you do if you turned down a grocery aisle and saw this? 😈
lightning8d: castielsteenwolf: castielsteenwolf: This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT
