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unforth:I’m installing tumblr on a new device and justOh my god staff. Oh my god. @gayarsonist your marine biology meme made into the tumblr about page. Congrats
thefirstpaleontologist: momir: You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue
bananonbinary:brawltogethernow:Yes, I love fun Tumblr memes such as: carcinization Diogenes and Platocopper fraud in ancient Babylon The Cask of Amontillado unionizing color vision of shrimp Kellogg, founder of Kellogg’s Maslow’s hierarchy of needs
uovoc: octoberbastards:fox-in-the-library: mojoflower: “But [Tumblr’s] value, of course, is more than just what it isn’t, and what it points away from. Despite all the drama and discourse lurking in its corners, it’s easy to make your own Tumblr
watcherscrown:smithsonian-official:smithsonian-official:i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”.
talhree-deactivated20211113:
tragicallyunaesthetic:tragicallyunaesthetic:tragicallyunaesthetic:tumblr holidays:the met galahalloween (the month)the ides of marchnov 5 (new!)some ones i missed: eurovision (region specific) dashcon memorial day october 3rd neil banging out the tunes’
replicated-archive:tumblr is social media for people who don’t exist
sgt-innocuous:peachdoxie:Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we’ve had them for like a decade now.
fellshish:Azdkskajjsj (x)
lipstickstainedmug:strawbebbyboi:????????????????????????????????????? Frankenstein fleeing from his monster
clementinegrapefruits:i’m a lot like a cat because i’m both affectionate and a little bitey, also please touch me but also DONT touch me
cowboycostume:girl you live like this?
strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:hey babe come look at this (affectionate) hey babe come look at this (mischievous) hey babe come look at this (vengeful)
Oh my stars!
powerbottomblake:powerbottomblake:big fan of the psychic war between tumblr and its usersthe staff, banning nipples, gay people, gender, your mom: we WILL terminate this webbed siteus, having developed the social media equivalent of cockroach dna:
isaactheram:Academic paper called “Horse Plinko, Superhell, and Eeby Deeby: the ‘Hellsite’ and its Fascination with Damnation”
somecunttookmyurl:windewehn:windewehn:my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,hellsite (affectionate)while i appreciate the general response nobody has yet really understood why i like these kind of posts so much. It’s not even necessarily what
tales-of-the-night-whisperer: Edgar Allan Poe had a beloved pet cat named Catterina. The affectionate feline would climb up and roost on Poe’s shoulders while he wrote. She would remain there, observed a visitor, “purring as if in complacent approval
sweetsurrenderdoll: Cat wanted: ideally golden, beige, long-haired, docile, affectionate, agile, sweet tempered, and trainable.
pimptier: suckmymara: I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
foxnewsofficial: i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
honeymew: suckmymara: I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
lizardking90: Aunt Rosie Photograph by Bill Garvin, courtesy Homosassa Springs Wildlife State Park Affectionately called Aunt Rosie (pictured on the left) by keepers at Homosassa Springs Wildlife State Park in Florida, this manatee has taken more than
kasukasukasumisty replied to your post:I’m feeling oddly really affectionate and huggy… *hugs*
paperartichokes: Steven Universe has grown on my heart so affectionately, so here’s a little fragment of my love
deadwooddross: Pearl, Blue pearl, and Yellow Pearl…who i affectionately refer to as ‘Yip’I just love every pearl…
ok but like, when Bismuth is holding Pearl and bantering, Garnet comes over like “Alright, alright, settle down” and then Bismuth says “Oh, you’re one to talk. Oh, excuse me, two to talk.”which I have to think is ‘cause of how affectionate
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frrrozi:*throwing petals affectionately at elf boyfriend*
levy-tran:fuck you (affectionate)
Its all fine and stuff when you cat is licking you affectionately, but the moment you do it back, they get this horrified look on their faces.
jesusinc: “nerd” and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
totalshenanigans:Ash is the affectionate type (*ˊᵕˋ*)💕
putridpastries:Some Nameless babes enjoying a sunny day in the greens together with some affectionate bugs, made specially for @cherrytisane ;;;u;;; <3It’s sort of a get well gift, inspired by the adorable fic Niro made for Namelessweek’s flower
baylee-doodle:Affectionate friends!
visenyatargaryyen: laughtercues: kingjohnkat: redphonebox: just so we’re clear, i use dude bro man gurl babe bb loser as gender-neutral and affectionate names don’t forget son What am I forgetting dad You have forgotten who you are, and
eternify: Julia Butterfly Hill lived in a 180 ft tall, roughly 1500 year old California Redwood tree for 738 days between December 10, 1997 and December 18, 1999. Hill lived in the tree, affectionately known as “Luna,” to prevent Pacific Lumber
poptart-pimp: me: *is naturally affectionate* me: *has major trust and abandonment issues, fears rejection* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ostolero:reading some fucked up Tumblr post then seeing heritageposts’ date remark at the bottom like some kind of blogger rod serling to safely assure us that this is but an inert snapshot of what had been and it cannot harm us right now
ponett:
yellowpie:exit-path:exit-path:oh my god
baphonnicula:nowhere else
evilwizard:evilwizard:evilwizard:evilwizard:tumblr SHIELD. for 3 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post would appear on your dash, a pre-loaded post of yours instead appears on the dashboard of the person who tried to blaze youtumblr BLAST. for 5 bucks
carpisuns:dransnake-archived:Alright kids, we’re at the road stop of this long scrolling journey. Make sure to: - Stand up and stretch - Get a drink of water - Grab something to eat if you’re hungry - Use the bathroom if you need it - Unclench
lastvalyrian:egberts:egberts:imagine walking around in your official tumblr merch pizza slice hoodie and twelve dudes just roll up and kung pow penis you irl how would twelve dudes even roll up at the same place simultaneously? unless. they had some
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ptsilenthill:johnadamsnotquincy:maybe-one-of-its-beams:ptsilenthill:You are insane if you think I’m going to read Yelp reviews for my blog Please give yelp reviews for this blogDaddy said I can also do this so do meSo your comment deeply bothered me
catgirlaleistercrowley:cursmudgeon:prokopetz:The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn’t the content, it’s the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar
visiting-naturalist:The Naturalist’s Guidebook, Part 4The Keysmash Code TYPE: ToolTIME: Real Posting HoursRARITY: OccasionalDESCRIPTION: The Keysmash Code is an impenetrable sequence of characters which Tumblr users encode their emotions into.
moveslikekeithrichards:when tumblr is like “this post went to heaven” brother that is not where these posts go when they die
rubiscodisco:tumblr used to be a high throughput reef ecosystem but then we they banned titties and now we’re like an ecosystem in the abyssal sea floor just quietly chugging along, cycling through nutrients at a much slower rate.then every once in
voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?”
Well I think I'm funny.
rainswings:voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr
kinggizzard:neophyteredglare: edgay: im quitting tumblr ok see u tomorrow this post is now 10 fucking years old
radwolf76:chansaw:PSA for new tumblr users!This place is a message… and part of a system of messages… pay attention to it!Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.This place is not a place
modmad:megatraven:carpisuns:guy.si saw a post that said it maxed out at 24. so i just. kept buying em. thinking eventually i would get a little message saying i had the max amoutn. but. guys. it didnt. it did ntit killed your url on dashboardit does this
annalyticall:tumblr is bad site TO YOU. I know how to curate my experience tho
omegaverse:duncebento:omegaverse:It’s normal to feel this way about fictional mendont ask tumblr thatIt wasn’t a question.
